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Collie was walking around Cightt when the box of electricity turned on. On the box, it showed the king’s advisor, Migraine. The advisor stared straight ahead as other citizens gathered. “Today, (insert Hell’s elite king’s name because I got no idea what to name him) has been informed of the uprising of some… outlaws. If you are found to be part of one of these revolts then the king will either 1) execute you or 2) make me give you a migraine. Both are terrible options so.. yeah. If you are not part of the revolts and you find someone suspicious enough to be part of them, report them to your nearest knight. Thank you for your time.”
~Wow… another uprising. This is so not skibidi.~ Collie thought. The group behind him dispersed and only a knight remained. It approached him and Collie could now see its face. It was just a printer.. I don’t know what you were expecting. “Hello there, child. I’m Epson, though most people call me Printer. I have been informed by the general, Gerson Boom, to interview some citizens here and report back to Hell.” It paused, scanning around for any spies. “Is that okay with you?” “Yeah. First you just gotta say I’m the most sigma-est alpha to ever skibidi.”
Epson looked at Collie, its face full of confusion. “Is that a spell? Should I be concerned?” Collie shook his head. “Nah, bro. I didn’t even know that we believed in witches here.” The knight sighed and just took Collie’s arm. “We’re going now.” “But you didn’t say I’m the most sigma-est alpha to ever skibidi!!” It didn’t respond.
For the rest of the walk, Collie just walked behind Epson. While they were walking, Epson printed paper out, perhaps some documents Collie didn’t know. Finally they reached a small hovel. Near the door stood another knight and a totally regular human. “Profain! I got one!” “Epson, that’s a fucking child.” It shrugs and just leads Collie and the ‘human’ inside the hovel. The other knight, Profain, turned towards the two as both of them sat down. Epson sat down behind Profain. “Now, how about you tell us what you know about these outlaws?”