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1. I don’t gotta be the one by RozenCoraline3599

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Stan Marsh/Craig Tucker
   • Mentioned Eric Cartman/Wendy Testaburger - Relationship
   • Stan Marsh
   • Craig Tucker
   • Bebe Stevens
   • Wendy Testaburger
   • Tolkien "Token" Black
   • Tweek Tweak
   • The Main Four (South Park)
   • Top Craig Tucker
   • Bottom Stan Marsh
   • Secret Crush
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • One Night Stands
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Affairs
   • Hair Dyeing
   • Tweek Tweak Being An Asshole
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • Ambiguous/Open Ending
   • Porn With Plot
   • Mentioned Cartman/Wendy relationship
   • Mentioned Craig/Tweek relationship
   • Not Beta Read

   Summary

   Stan got his hair dyed on a dare.
   The next day, he found out there’s an engagement party waiting for him.
   The ones getting engaged are Craig and Tweek.
   And Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman suddenly realize:
   he looks just like Tweek when his hair is a mess.
   Whatever.

   Language:

   English

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   3,062

   Chapters:

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