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1. If you're looking for heaven, it sure as hell ain't me by Terrible_Tomato

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   18 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Charlie Magne | Morningstar/Vaggie
   • Charlie Magne | Morningstar
   • Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Lute (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Adam (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Emily (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Niffty (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Katie Killjoy
   • Slow Burn
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • will add more tags as the story goas
   • they are gay for each other my honor
   • Little HuskerDust and CherriSnake and...?
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Romantic Comedy??
   • Found Family

   Summary

   Vaggie’s miserable life as a member of the infamous Exorcists, one of the city’s most dangerous gangs, is upended when a weird blonde chick crashes into it. A rich optimist with ridiculous dreams might just be the fresh start she never wanted. (Modern era Human AU)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,757

   Chapters:

   5/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   70

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