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1. A Pair of Witcher Cats Can Be Their Own Chaos by System_of_Dweebs

   Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Witcher - Fandom  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   15 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Jaskier | Dandelion & Valdo Marx
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
   • Lambert/Valdo Marx
   • Jaskier | Dandelion & Lambert
   • Aiden/Lambert (The Witcher)
   • Aiden/Valdo/Lambert
   • Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon & Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Valdo Marx & Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon
   • Eskel & Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Lambert
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Vesemir
   • Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Valdo Marx
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
   • Lambert (The Witcher)
   • Aiden (The Witcher)
   • Eskel (The Witcher)
   • Vesemir (The Witcher)
   • Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon
   • Original Witcher Character(s)
   • Jaskier|Dandelion and Valdo Marx are brothers
   • Cat School (The Witcher)
   • Witcher!Jaskier|Dandelion
   • Witcher!Valdo
   • I Shook A Witcher And Intergenerational Trauma Fell Out (The Witcher)
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • Witchers Have Feelings (The Witcher)
   • Feral Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Good Person Valdo Marx

   Summary

   Julian and his brother are the forgotten children of Count Pankratz and one of his mistresses. Raised in secret from the Count’s wife, Julian and his brother both long for adventure and for a life away from the shameful experience they live at court.
   When a witcher of the cat school comes by court to complete a contract, the young Julian and his brother beg for the witcher to take them with him and to teach them the ways of the witcher. Unknowing of the pain that they will experience down the road.
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   Other tags may be added as the story goes on. Warnings placed in author's notes.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Witcher Jaskier Fics

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