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THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC, PLEASE EXPECT THIS TO BE USUALLY MISCHARACTERIZED IF IT IS OR NOT. I USUALLY FORGET! I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS.
.. Five days ago.. Right after Pure Vanilla got married to Shadow Milk (TOTALLY WITH NO CONSENT!), Shadow Milk was wanting Pure Vanilla to buy two tickets straight to Los Angeles, California. Since apparently, Shadow Milk is somehow in debt to a rock (specifically infinite dollars in debt and making tax invasion.), After a few days of forced fucking to the point Pure Vanilla broke, He eventually decided to secretly put laxatives in shadow milks drink.
TIMESKIP TO FIVE DAYS AGO IN THE SPIRE OF DECEIT..
Pure Vanilla Cookie - ".. Shadow Milk! I got you're.. "Piss delight - Make your own!" lemonade tea from.. Sydney Sweeney herself!"
Shadow Milk Cookie - "THANK. FUCKING. GOD. how long did you take, Bitch?"
Pure Vanilla turned a bit heartbroken, being spoken like that even though they both just got married five days ago. He spoke.
Pure Vanilla Cookie - ".. Uhm.. Not that long. The line was just long, My love. I'll make the Lemonade Tea for you.."
Pure Vanilla made the tea, but secretly putting laxatives in the lemonade tea so it'll take a while, he stirred it in until it wasn't noticeable. He then got out of the kitchen. Arriving to Shadow Milk.
Pure Vanilla Cookie - "... Here."
Pure Vanilla, hands the lemonade tea to Shadow Milk.
Shadow Milk Cookie - "Finally. you can actually do something useful.."
Shadow Milk almost immediately downed the lemonade tea down his throat, like there was no time.
The effect of the laxatives took around a minute later..
Shadow Milk Cookie - "..Fuck. what the hell man... I need to go."
Shadow Milk almost immediately got up, rushing to the bathroom that's 5 minutes away that he might miss.
Pure Vanilla then left the Spire Of Deceit, Going to the BEST RATED AIRPORT! (with one stars), THE.. "Airport."
Once Pure Vanilla arrived, he noticed the only workers here were Valentino, And Vox. as he walked to the table, he bumped into two people.
Cynthia Erivo - "DON'T TOUCH HER."
Cynthia Erivo almost immediately shoved him down, grabbing a Avtomat Kalashnikova model 1947 (AK-47) and shot him down, leaving holes through his cookie body. Another girl spoke.
Ariana Grande - ".. Thank's Cynthia. I was so scared.."
The girls walked away, Pure Vanilla painfully got up, the jam in the very body staining their body, he waddled to the table, finally reaching the workers. The second worker (Valentino), Almost immediately speaking.
Valentino - "You look like Mia Khalifa..."
Pure Vanilla Cookie - ".. What?"
There's more silence, Valentino then muttered under his breath.
Valentino - "Uf. Esa maldita perra no entiende lo que quiero decir... Tengo ganas de romperle las estúpidas y débiles piernas a ese hombre."
(Translated : Ugh. That damn bitch doesn't understand what I mean... I feel like breaking that man's stupid, weak legs.)
Vox then spoke up.
Vox - "I think he said.. uh... FUCK.. just shut up Valentino, you know I don't speak your stupid Taco Mariachi language..."
He said, before turning to Pure Vanilla
Vox - "And what do you want.."
Pure Vanilla Cookie - ".. I just want two tickets to Los Angeles California... It's for my honeymoon."
Vox - ".. Congratufuckinlations, I kinda don't care about that.. And that's boring.. whatever. it'll be 274 dollars..."
Pure Vanilla Cookie - ".. No need to be rude.. okay... sure.."
Pure Vanilla gives Vox 274 Crystals.
Vox dramatically gives two tickets for Los Angeles, California to Pure Vanilla
Pure Vanilla Leaves.
Vox - "Val, I hate my fucking life."
Valentino - "Can we get taco bell then.?"
Vox - ".. No. just shut the fuck up.."
Valentino - ".. Can I have my headphones then?"
Vox - ".. first of all. THEY'RE MINE. and WHAT FOR?"
Valentino - ".. so I can listen to Britney Spears whimpering audios..."
Vox - "NO."
TIMESKIP TO TODAY!
Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla land to Los Angeles safely (unfortunately since Pure vanilla got shot again by Taylor Swift.) But they finally arrive. A few days later, Shadow Milk got an invitation to Charlie Kirks pornstar party, Shadow milk secretly accepted and started to do sexting with Charlie Kirk, going far to also show his own Shadussy, a few days later, the party came by, Shadow milk arrived. Charlie Kirk greets him.
Charlie Kirk - "Ah.. hello sexy."
Shadow Milk Cookie - "Oh hi...~"
Almost immediately, Charlie Kirk put two fingers (lubed) up Shadow Milks Shadussy
Shadow Milk Cookie - "F-FUCK! r-right there"
And Shadow Milk already cums on Charlie Kirk's fingers
Charlie Kirk - ".. That's SO HOT! I need to film you doing that SO BAD!!!!"
Shadow Milk Cookie - "R-REALLY CHARLIE?"
Charlie Kirk - "YES! lets go now.."
Charlie Kirk grabs Shadow Milk's hand and takes him to a room, grabbing a camera, Charlie Kirk took Shadow Milk's clothes off, then started recording
Charlie Kirk - ".. Now show that dripping.. uh.. what do I call it?
Shadow Milk Cookie - "Call it a Shadussy.."
Charlie Kirk - ".. Let me see that Dripping Shadussy then."
The moment Shadow milk spread out his legs to the camera. Pure Vanilla barged in with a gun with some other weird ass looking experiment.
Pure Vanilla Cookie - "SHADOW MILK! WHY ARE YOU HERE..?"
Shadow Milk Cookie - "Because you are so stupid! let the camera se-"
Pure Vanilla shuts Shadow Milks legs closed. both Shadow Milk and Charlie Kirk finally notice the experiment
Both Shadow Milk and Charlie Kirk - "WHAT IS THAT THING?!"
Pure Vanilla Cookie - "Oh him?"
Pure Vanilla says, pointing to the experiment
Pure Vanilla Cookie - "That's Sebastian. I saved him from some place called UrbanShade. I think some computer shot me though. with those turrets. but I Heard.. Sebastian is GREAT with guns!.. I think.."
Sebastian Solace - ". I didn't wanna even be here."
Pure Vanilla Cookie - ".. Be glad your out of that hell. I need you to do something."
Sebastian Solace - ".. What is it.."
Pure Vanilla Cookie - "You're gonna help me shoot them to death!"
Sebastian Solace - ".. So. am I gonna at least get anything..?"
Pure Vanilla Cookie - ".. Uh.. no. but you'll be free. since I helped you escape."
Sebastian Solace - ".. Whatever."
Both Sebastian and Pure Vanilla grab an Avtomat Kalashnikova model 1947 (Or just an AK-47 STILL.) and both shot Shadow Milk and Charlie Kirk Violently, Charlie dying first, Shadow milk screamed out in horror, Sebastian ripped off all the limbs of both Charlie Kirk and Shadow Milk, Since Charlie was now dead (although he already is), Sebastian rips out Shadow Milk's guts.
Shadow Milk Cookie - "AAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH.. P-PURE VANILLA.. PLEASE HELP ME!!"
Pure Vanilla Cookie - ".. Why should I help you. I literally caught you sexting with that guy... I'm not helping you.
Pure vanilla removed the marriage ring and tossed it away. the ring somehow landing inside Shadow Milk's throat, Shadow Milk Cookie then starts violently choking, vomiting blood, before running out of breath, and dying. Shadow milk is now dead.
Pure Vanilla Cookie - "If only you never cheated on me, I think this wouldn't happen.."
Sebastian Solace - ".. When can we go."
Pure Vanilla Cookie - ".. Soon! I just have to do something.
Pure vanilla grabs a match, setting it on fire, then puts it on Shadow Milk and Charlie Kirk, setting both the room on fire from the bodies
Pure Vanilla Cookie - ".. We can now go."
as they turn around, someone spoke very loudly, that someone being someone named Griefer
Griefer - "1 G0T 4N 4T0M1C B0MB!!!"
Pure Vanilla Cookie - ".. WHAT?"
Griefer - "1 JUST H4V3 T0 PR3SS TH1S BUTT0N!!"
Pure Vanilla Cookie - "NO!"
Pure Vanilla hurled himself to Griefer, but it was too late, Griefer pressed the bomb activation button, an atomic bomb immediately hit the whole earth, killing everyone on North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia and Antartica, Everyones dead.
But at least Shadow Milk is dead.