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1. Vexed and Annoyed by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, karma_cookie, Zeebee3

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Dec 2025

   Tags

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   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Post-Hogwarts
   • Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger
   • Accidental Magic (Harry Potter)
   • the Malfoy peacocks are ungovernable (and bitey)
   • a bold misuse of science
   • Crackfic adjacent
   • Friends to Lovers
   • idiots to lovers
   • Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings
   • but luckily his hair tells on him
   • Love Confessions
   • Porn With Plot
   • sex in the Malfoy potion dungeon
   • Oral Sex
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • the denial to simp pathway is straight and smooth
   • Allusions to Christmas
   • teensy praise kink as a treat
   • Podfic
   • Podfic Length: 1-1.5 Hours
   • Digital Art
   • embedded art

   Summary

   His hair flashes from orange to a pale lilac before settling into neon lime.

   She gasps. “Oh. It changes?”

   At his grim expression—and subsequent shift into mustardy yellow—it all comes crashing into place. Somehow, his hair is transmitting his emotion visually; chromatically.

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   Or, Hermione responds to a Christmastime creature-related incident.

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