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1. Unexpected kids by Solarbomb

   Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   24 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Brandon | MinuteTech/ClownPierce/Leow0ok
   • Derapchu & ParrotX2 (Video Blogging RPF)
   • ParrotX2 & Minutetech & Clownpierce & Leow0ok & Derapchu
   • ParrotX2 (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Derapchu (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Brandon | MinuteTech
   • ClownPierce (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Leow0ok (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Ashswag (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Blood and Gore
   • Major Character Injury
   • Derapchu being a menace
   • mama clownpierce
   • Kissing
   • derapchu almost dieing TWICE
   • Crying
   • Gun Violence
   • Making Out
   • Violence
   • Little smut(not really written just the starting part)
   • Mentioned Abuse
   • Abusive Parents
   • Tags May Change
   • Child Abandonment
   • Derapchu has separation anxiety

   Summary

   It's snowing and clown is getting ready to go on a walk but he opens the door to see the a snow covered egg in a basket.

   Or

   An mafia abandoned egg

   Series

   • Part 1 of Unexpected kids

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,179

   Chapters:

   5/?

   Comments:

   33

   Kudos:

   25

   Bookmarks:

   1

   Hits:

   717