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  1. It's Kind of Making Me... by

    Fandoms: Twin Peaks (TV 1990)  

    17 Dec 2025

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    'I’ve uh-‘ Harry coughed, trying to clear the slick from his throat, and tried to smooth his hair, ’I’ve not seen him.’
    Harry gave his best performance under the circumstances, but even out of his mind, he could tell he had just bungled out the most conspicuous denial ever given at his Sheriff’s station. He pursed his lips and nodded, still trying in vain to sell the shoddiest packaged lie to one of the FBI’s best and brightest.

    ‘Right…’ Albert stared straight at him sighing and narrowing his eyes, clearly too busy to go straight for the obvious kill-shot, ‘Well, if you happen to...'

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