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Summary:

Phil Lester and Dan Howell are in love, and the world finally knows it. After Hard-Launching, their passion has been amplified and strengthened.

Kathryn Lester has invited them home for Christmas.

What could go wrong with two boys in love and a house full of family and festive cheer?

Pure fluffy goodness

(Title from "Time To Dance" by Panic! At The Disco)

Notes:

Hi! This is my first Dan and Phil fanfic, and my first fic on here. I do have a Wattpad account under the same name
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Comments and feedback are greatly appreciated. Happy reading!

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Stepping off the train, Dan Howell had only one thing on his mind. His boyfriend. For the first time since they started dating, Dan was allowed to freely and openly hold Phil’s hand. The Hard Launch had been such a huge relief for them, and they’d felt so much more at peace since. Another thing had happened as well. They had always had a lot of passion in their relationship, but since October 13th, it's been amplified so much they can barely keep their hands off of each other. It became evident when they woke up on the fourteenth and Dan was immediately needy. They hadn't slowed down since.

Phil guides Dan by the waist to where his mum, dad, and brother are all waiting. Phil was quickly enveloped in a hug from Kathryn while Phil’s dad gave Dan a friendly hug. Kathryn then pulled Dan into a hug before Martyn hugged the both of them. “Oh boys! I’m so glad you’ve come home” Kathryn exclaimed, as she helped put their stuff in the car. Everyone then piled into the car, Dan’s thigh against Phil’s, making him squirm. All five of them make light conversation on the drive to the Lester household, catching up on events in everyone’s lives.

“Yes, I’ve recently picked up making bread, it’s been quite the adventure but I adore it.”

“Oh Kathryn, that's wonderful! What kind of-gah” Dan’s gasp cuts himself off as Phil wraps an arm around him and nuzzles into the crook of his neck.

Dan goes red in the face from embarrassment as Phil smirks and Martyn starts chuckling, amused. Kathryn clears her throat gingerly “Phil Lester. Behave yourself, you’re around your family for god sakes” she said, giving him a stern look, but Dan can see the hint of merriment in her eyes. “Sorry mum” Phil replied, with a sly grin that could charm even the straightest of men.

Dan tries to tell Phil to cool it, but ends up failing miserably when he starts nipping at his throat. “Phil, baby, seriously if you don’t stop I'm going to finish in my pants and I'd really like it if that didn't happen in front of your entire family” Dan whispers, giggling when Phil kisses him before leaning away, still with a firm arm around his waist.

“Ah, home sweet home” Phil’s dad pipes up as they pull into the driveway.

Oh how Dan has missed this place.

When he walks in, Dan inhales the cinnamon-y scent that consumes him, as he and Phil walk to the guest room to drop their bags down.
“I missed this place” Dan sighs as he flops onto the soft and cloud-like mattress. “Mmh, and I missed you” Phil replies, climbing onto him and laying there as Dan wraps his arms around him softly, kissing his head.

The two boys soon drift off to sleep, like two pieces of a puzzle perfectly fit together ; made for each other.

Dan awakens to the sound of a camera shuttering and hushed voices and cooing. He wipes his bleary eyes and looks up to see Kathryn and Martyn taking pictures of them. When the two Lesters see that they’ve been caught they wave at Dan. Phil shuffles around and snuggles further into Dan, unaware of his family’s presence. “Hgmh…hi love” Phil says tiredly as he leans up and kisses Dan lovingly, humming into it as the warmth of Dan’s mouth makes its way into his. Phil starts to get carried away as he deepens the kiss. Dan’s tongue sweeps across Phil’s bottom lip and Phil groans into his mouth.

The sound of a camera click reminds Dan of who’s still there.

“Mm, Phil your mum and brother are here” Dan says against Phil’s mouth, with a string of spit connected from their mouths. Phil’s head whips around and his face goes pink as Martyn starts laughing as the two walk away “Dinner in ten minutes!” Phil’s dad yells out from downstairs.

“Dan! What the fuck why didn’t you tell me they were there!” Phil yells, laughing despite himself. Dan just laughs and shrugs before he checks the time. “Holy shit we slept for 2 hours” he tells him as they get up and make their way downstairs.

The boys are holding hands as they walk into the dining room, sitting next to each other and Phil lays his head on Dan’s shoulder, face still red. Once everyone is seated and eating (chicken tikka masala) Martyn decides it’d be a great idea to bring up what they’ve all noticed.

“So, Phil, you two must be having some mind-blowing sex” he says. “Martyn! Do not say things like that, especially at the dinner table” Kathryn yells, giving him a firm look.

“Seriously Martyn?” “well you two’ve been unable to keep it in your pants!”

Dan’s bright red face doesn't make the situation much better as Phil and Martyn stare at each other for a minute before bursting into hysterics.

Phil’s dad just sits there, used to his sons’ antics.
“Baby can you pass the pepper?’ Dan asks, looking at Phil and he can't help but be in awe of the fact that Dan loves him. Dan is just so beautiful with his plump lips and adorable puppy dog doe eyes that are a beautiful sepia brown. Phil snaps out of his trance when Dan grabs his hand, smiling brightly. “Yeah love of course, here” Phil says as he hands him the pepper. Dan kisses him sweetly.

Phil turns back to face his family and is thoroughly confused when he sees them all smirking.

“What?”

“Are you aware you described Dan out loud?”

“Oh shut up i’m allowed to thirst over my boyfriend if i want”

The rest of dinner passes with minor hiccups before they all retreat to the living room. Dan and Phil cuddle up to each other, Martyn next to them, and Phil’s parents on the other couch. They put on The Outsiders. Soon after, Phil was getting restless. The movie was good and all, Darry, Dally, and Sodapop were all insanely hot, but Dan's head was in his lap and his breath was ghosting his crotch. Phil was playing with his hair and without warning, he pulled it. Dan looked up with eyes that were flooded with both tears and desire. Phil jerked his head towards the upstairs. Dan understood what he was saying. Without a second thought, Dan gets up and Phil follows, their light footsteps echoing on the stairs.

And if the noises coming from their room were any indication, Martyn was definitely right.