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Stupid.
That was all Link could think about himself as he was laid down in the middle of his room.
–It looked terrible by the way, the walls were covered in posters of the actual Link from Zelda–
He sat there, rolling around on his carpet like the moron he is, the static making his hair scrunch itself and stand up higher than his best friend’s ego.
…
Yeah no not even he believed himself when he called it a best friend.
It was hard to describe their terribly romantic, tension-filled horny relationship.
The word for it probably didn’t exist, and if it did, they were totally allowed to say it.
…
Honestly, why was he even rolling around on his carpet??
If he was honest to himself, which he normally never was, the answer would be obvious.
But where was the fun in that?
Exactly, there was none.
..From his viewpoint at least.
*Blalibloop*
The infamous annoying discord notification came at last, making him pause from his moments of misery and jump up and at his laptop like a rabid animal with no mercy for its target.
He had to know.
Was it who he thought it was?
It could be Alex, it could be Cade, it could be Alucard it could be a Ford F150! Let’s—
—take a look!
.
.
.
..oh it’s Brandon.