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1. The great pizzle yanking tournament by MarlinGot

   Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Dec 2025

   Tags

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   • Hans Capon/Henry
   • Henry (Kingdom Come: Deliverance)
   • Hans Capon
   • Masturbation
   • Voyeurism
   • idiots to lovers
   • they both have a crush but their brains don't understand it yet
   • only their pizzles
   • sorry not sorry they've taken over my brain with their atrocious flirting
   • Hans buys gay books for research
   • two bros wanking in the same tent
   • one foot apart because they're not in love
   • just holding hands while doing it
   • Frottage
   • mutual handjobs
   • Edging
   • Mild D/s
   • apparently
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Blow Jobs

   Summary

   Henry accidentally catches Hans masturbating. Hans declares he'll get his revenge by catching Henry at it next. It takes a while for Henry to realise Hans is serious, and that it's maybe - not exactly - about revenge either.

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   English

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