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1. Naughty and Nice by SpellSparkler for You_Aint_Got_Muffin_On_Me

   Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Astarion/Gale (Baldur's Gate)
   • Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
   • Gale (Baldur's Gate)
   • Porn With Plot
   • Hand Jobs
   • Oral Sex
   • Come Swallowing
   • POV Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
   • Astarion is Bad at Feelings (Baldur's Gate)
   • Mall Santa Claus
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic

   Summary

   Astarion hates his job as a Midwinter Elf. It’s degrading, ridiculous, and most of all, it forces him into the orbit of Gale Dekarios, a Red Knight impersonator with a grating attitude.

   But when he discovers Gale’s secret, he finds he can’t help but involve himself.

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