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The Prince and the Painter by OscarTheSlouch for Fluffypanda
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
07 Jan 2026
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Summary
Steve Rogers, art student and part-time employee at Erskine's Antiques and Watch Repair, does a favor for a strange man in a green coat. In exchange, Steve is granted one wish. Thinking of his stack of unpaid bills, he wishes that he didn't have to worry so much about money. Instead of funds in his bank account, Steve finds billionaire Tony Stark at his door with a bouquet of roses.
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”What will it be, Steven Rogers?" asked the man in green. "True love? Absolute power? What is your heart’s desire?”
Right now, Steve's heart desired this commercial transaction to end. He wanted to sell the guy his paperweight and get him out of the shop. The man was obviously crazy, and Steve definitely hadn’t told him his name, so how did he know it?
“Don’t trouble yourself with the details,” the man said breezily, as if Steve had spoken aloud. “What about riches, Steven? Mortals always like riches. Do you desire riches?”
“Well, sure, I guess, but I’d settle for sixty plus tax.”