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"—appy Birthday to BB! Happy Birthday to y—" their voice cuts off as JJ dumps BB's face into the cake.
BB got himself up and threw a piece of frosting onto JJ's hair, "TAKE THAT!!!" he screams, she ran around the house while BB chased him down with a handful of cake and frosting, followed by giggling.
"KIDS— NO!!!" The camera followed them before it gets put on the table, lens facing the destroyed birthday cake.
A distant conversation was heard,
"Yer' gonna have to clean that up." A raspy voice started talking.
"What? Aren't you gonna stay a little while?" Another person replies.
"I ain't cleanin' this mess."
"But the boy's been looking for you for weeks!!"
"I know - I know, I miss the little feller too."
Silence filled the room for a moment.
"Wait, is that thing still on?"
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"Okay, kids. Tell everyone what you found on today's adventure!" A voice was heard behind the cameras.
The camera pans to one kid, "I'm BB and i found a snail shell!" he shoves it into the lens' face. "Honey, i think there's still a snail inside." "Oh"
"Then its a snail shell AND a snail! I found two things!!" A sigh flowed out behind the camera.
"Okay. And you!" The screen moved to show another kid. "What did you find in the backyard?"
"Um, I'm DeeDee and i plucked this flower off the ground because a bee was picking on it." She showed the flower to the camera. "How cute! But uhh, the bee was actually pollinating it." "What's that?" DeeDee asked. "It's a bee's job."
The camera then pans over to the last kid. "Now, what do you ha—"
"I got a dead rat!"
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"..What?" They felt concerned.
"I'm Night, soon to be ruler of the earth and school and everything and i found a dead rat on the roof!!!" The rodent was shoved to the camera as the person behind it pulled it away from him.
"What!? On the roof!? I said to find something interesting from the backyard!!" They replied back, making sure their tone wasn't too harsh.
"Yeah. And part of the roof is above the backyard. So technically.."
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The screen showed FT ("Funtime") Foxy's face as they zoomed out. "Okay. So— Um, BB has been growing out his hair lately since— you know, he really likes Foxy. And wants to be just like him." They sighed before flipping the camera, the screen now shows the floor as they walked to another room.
"You know— i— i wouldn't even be upset about it, but it's just that— God, just look at this.." They spoke before moving the camera up, showing BB and his messy, outgrown hair.
"Honey,you look homeless!" FT Foxy ran their hand across BB's hair, holding a few strands. "Daaad, don't call Uncle Foxy homeless!" He shook his hair, making it look even more crazy, "He's just a pirate!"
FT Foxy flipped the camera over back to their unpleased expression. "Yeah. Okay."
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The camera shuffled, before it soon adjusted and showed BB standing in a hallway inside their house.
"Is it on, yet?" He asked JJ behind the cameras. "It was already recording when you gave it to me!" She replied.
BB cleared his throat before speaking again, "Okay, so, today, I'm gonna do a BACK FLIP! And prove to Night that i will NOT break my neck!" he starts adjusting himself.
"Oh god, dad's gonna kill us..." JJ mumbled behind the scenes.
"Here i go!!! You're recording, right?"
"YES!!!" JJ replied back, "Hurry up!!!"
"Jeez, okay! You're acting like you're gonna be busy for the rest of the day!" BB responds. "Are you stalling because you're nervous?" she asked him.
"WHAT!? NO!! OF COURSE NOT!! Here, I'LL PROVE IT!"
"BB Wait—"
A thud was heard for a brief moment before the recording stopped abruptly.
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The screen showed BB on a hospital bed, slightly smiling. He has a bandage covering the left side of his neck.
"BB, say hi." JJ spoke behind the camera. BB finally noticed it.
"Oh— HI GUYS!!! Umm, i just had a mini neck surgery, it didn't have anything to do with the backflip, i swear." he stated. "JJ, why didn't you bring my phone?!?" he asked as his head moved towards her.
The camera was put down on the bed, facing the ceiling. "For what?? You don't even have any credit!" JJ replied. "Couldn't mom just add some? I wanna talk to Ghost!!! I'm sure he missed me!!!" BB protested.
"Trust me, he doesn't." JJ teased. "You're lying!"
Someone walked in the room, "Time's up, sweetheart. You can visit him again tomorrow. He shouldn't talk much before his neck fully heals."
"Oh, Okay." JJ replied.
BB grabbed the camera, "Bye guys!!!! I miss you all!!!!!!!! JJ, you're gonna show this to th—" his voice was cut as the clip ends.
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