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Goku, Naruto, Luffy, Ichigo, and Yami Yugi were driving in Goku’s Capsule Corp pickup truck on his way to his farm for Christmas. Naruto looked outside seeing the snow falling on the ground. The snow blanketed the rural landscape in a sea of white. There were bushes of holly growing on the sides of the road, the cardinals were hunting for the holly berries, and the sound of Christmas cheer was in the air. Everyone was singing Jingle Bells while Goku was driving the truck.
“So, Mr. Goku?” Naruto asked. “Are we spending Christmas with you?”
“Darn right!” Goku was happy to see Chi-Chi, Krillin, Vegeta, Bulma, Gohan, Goten, Master Roshi, and Mr. Satan for the Christmas gathering at his farm. Goku stopped the truck at the farmhouse and knocked on the door. Chi-Chi answered.
“Goku, you’re home!” Chi-Chi was happy to see Goku for Christmas. “Come in, I invited some people to spend the holidays together.” Goku came in with all his friends, and they started mingling with the people Chi-Chi invited.
“Hey, Kakarot, who are all these alien people, and why are they here!” Vegeta was curious why some unknown strangers were at Goku’s Christmas party. “What planet are they from and whatever planet they are from, I will destroy it.”
“They aren’t from any planet, Vegeta.” Goku clarified. “They’re from anime.”
“Anime, you say?” Vegeta was puzzled as to how they hopped dimensions.
“Well, when I was training, I accidentally discovered the multiverse by flying around off King Kai’s planet, and that’s how I got to know all these people.” Goku explained. “This blonde guy is Naruto. Where he is from, ninjas have superpowers, but unlike Saiyans, there are plenty of them and they actually help people instead of blowing them up.”
“Sounds lame.” Vegeta sighed.
“HEY!” Naruto shouted. “At least I try to make the world a better place by making people’s lives better while you just want death and destruction! You’re even worse than Sasuke!”
“I don’t know who the hell that is.” Vegeta nodded his head to the side.
“In my world, pirates have superpowers and they gain them from eating fruits called Devil Fruits.” Luffy added. “The downside is that they can’t swim.”
“A pirate who can’t swim?” Vegeta gave an evil smile on his face, mocking Luffy. “Don’t make me laugh. How can you call yourself a pirate! You’re just a coward!”
“What did you say?” Luffy was mad. Vegeta was going to turn Super Saiyan, ready to fight Luffy. The two geared in battle poses but before they could fight, Bulma threw them across the room Izumi Curtis style, throwing them in opposite directions.
“KNOCK IT OFF!” Bulma yelled. “HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS?” Bulma was getting mad. “CHILL THE FUCK OUT!”
“As much as I love a good Avril Lavigne song, I say she’s right.” Ichigo mentioned. “Chill out, whatcha yelling for?”
“Avril Lavigne?” Yugi replied. “Isn’t she one of the ancient Egyptian Gods?”
“No.” Ichigo corrected Yugi.
“Well, she should be.” Yugi remarked. “I am going to grab some eggnog and add some scotch to it.”
“You’re not old enough to drink!” Ichigo told Yugi.
“I’m 5,000 years old, it’s fine.” Yugi went to get some eggnog while Chi-Chi was cooking the Christmas feast, preparing the turkey. There was a ring of the doorbell, and Luffy answered it. It was Sanji, Usopp, Zoro, and Nami.
“Hey crew!” Luffy greeted everyone. “Sanji, there’s a hot woman cooking the feast, so you should help her!” Sanji rushed to the kitchen to begin helping Chi-Chi cook the feast.
“Hello gorgeous madame, I am Sanji, your beloved cooking assistant!” Sanji’s eyes turned to hearts and his nose was spouting blood at the sight of Chi-Chi.
“Sorry pretty boy, but I am married.” Chi-Chi showed Sanji her ring.
“Fine.” Sanji accepted the fact that Chi-Chi was married. “The man who married you must be lucky to have you!”
“That’s far from the truth, but ok.” Chi-Chi sighed.
“So, you want to start cooking?” Chi-Chi offered. Sanji accepted the offer. “Help me on the stuffing, the mashed potatoes, and the green beans.”
“With pleasure.” Sanji went right to work.
Meanwhile, Luffy and Naruto went outside to build a snowman. Naruto did his hand signs and prepared a jutsu.
“Ice Style, Snowman no Jutsu!” Naruto announced. A snowman appeared in the snow.
“Wow, you’re pretty good at that stuff.” Luffy said to Naruto. "How about we sing a Christmas song together!"
Naruto played some festive music from his phone to set the mood. Naruto and Luffy began to sing a Christmas song together.
Just hear those sleigh bells jingling ring ting tingling too
Come on it’s lovely weather for a ninja and a pirate like you
Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling yoo-hoo
Come on it’s lovely weather for a ninja and a pirate like you
There’s a Christmas party at the home of Son Goku
It’ll be a perfect Christmas Day for me and you
We’ll be singing the songs we love to sing about a thousand times
In the morning we wake up when the sun will shine! OH YEA!
Its a happy feeling that nothing in the world can buy
When we pass around the egg nog and the cherry pie
We’ll be singing the songs we love to sing by Naruto and I
These wonderful things are the things we will remember most every day
These wonderful things are the things we will remember most every day
Just hear those sleigh bells jingling ring ting tingling too
Come on it’s lovely weather for a ninja and a pirate like you
Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling yoo-hoo
Come on, it's lovely weather for a ninja and a pirate like YOU!! YEA!”
Naruto went inside with Luffy to get something to eat, but he got a phone call and had to answer it. He answered the call, and it was Hinata.
“Hinata, what’s up?” Naruto asked.
“Naruto, as Hyuga Heiress I am in the middle of a photoshoot for Hyuga-Cola, our family owned soft drink brand.” Hinata was holding a Hyuga-Cola can, which looked like a yellow can with a white and red yin yang on it.
“Well, I am at a Christmas party at a friend’s farm, and I would love for you to come!” Naruto begged Hinata, sad that he couldn’t see his sweetheart on Christmas Eve.
“I am going to do my Christmas shopping for you and then I will come to you, ok Naruto?” “Ok.” Naruto agreed. Naruto hung up the phone, sad to see Hinata running late.