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1. Can’t Buy Me, Love! (=´ω`=) by chickenuke

   Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   08 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • England/France (Hetalia)
   • England (Hetalia) & Reader
   • France (Hetalia)/Reader
   • France (Hetalia)
   • England (Hetalia)
   • America (Hetalia)
   • Russia (Hetalia)
   • China (Hetalia)
   • Reader
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Exhibitionism
   • France watches you and England getting it on
   • Crack
   • Poorly written
   • Based on that one Beatles game
   • Eventual Smut
   • Porn With Plot

   Summary

   Your fat gump of a mother sells you to the Allied Powers during WWII. You meet personified countries and become their puppy (like literally) they make you sleep inside a cage. There’s two bickering fucking idiots who have a strange sexual tension going on and you end up becoming their goontastic partner!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,850

   Chapters:

   4/6

   Comments:

   21

   Kudos:

   46

   Bookmarks:

   4

   Hits:

   538