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1. A Dead Man's Guide on How Not to Get Eaten Alive by hangepedia

   Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   16 May 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Armin Arlert/Jean Kirstein
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Armin Arlert
   • Jean Kirstein
   • Annie Leonhart
   • Mikasa Ackerman
   • Bertolt Hoover
   • Eren Yeager
   • Connie Springer
   • Ymir of the 104th (Shingeki no Kyojin)
   • Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss
   • Reiner Braun
   • Faye Yeager
   • Background & Cameo Characters
   • Alternate Universe - Zombie Apocalypse
   • Zombies
   • Blood and Gore
   • Character Death
   • Angst
   • Tension
   • like i'm talking
   • two people could be dryhumping in the distance and these two would somehow manage to be more homoerotic
   • Violence
   • Suicide
   • Strangers to Lovers
   • Grief/Mourning
   • Armin Arlert Needs a Break
   • the dove isn't dead...but it sure as hell is depressed
   • and has attachment issues???

   Summary

   It always happens at work. Everything horrible, gut-wrenching, and disgusting starts at work. Not when he’s at home, rotting on the couch and eating three day old chinese. No. And definitely not when Armin is in a too large t-shirt and pajama pants he’s had since middle school. Why would it? Why would the universe suddenly care to accommodate him?

   Why wouldn’t he have to accept the fact that zombies, the things he’s been terrified of—and yet, so fascinated by—since the 4th grade are real? And how they may be, or may not be, chasing after him. Right now.

   If he makes it out of this alive. He’s quitting. And suing someone for emotional distress. Because, what.

   The.

   Fuck!?

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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   Kudos:

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