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1. Funny Business by bewarethepurpleone

   Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • John Egbert/Gamzee Makara
   • Jerann Mussel/Flyboi
   • Zafiya Wiseau/Shyshark
   • Cridea Jeevik/Kalian Delfin
   • John Egbert
   • Gamzee Makara
   • Caliborn (Homestuck)
   • Barzum Soleil
   • Baizli Soleil
   • Karako Pierot
   • Marvus Xoloto
   • Alternate Calliope (Homestuck)
   • Chahut Maenad
   • Joey Claire
   • Xefros Tritoh
   • Trizza Tethis
   • Cridea Jeevik
   • Kalian Delfin
   • Shyshark
   • Zafiya Wiseau
   • Flyboi
   • Jerann Mussel
   • Trollstuck
   • Patchstuck
   • John Egbert is a purpleblood and is working for Alternate Calliope
   • Much like Gamzee is working for Caliborn
   • now they have to work together
   • some of the listed relationships are pitch
   • some are pale
   • some are flushed

   Summary

   Caliborn and Alt Calliope never work together, so the fact that they've found a reason to work together now is... worrying. As their eternal holy servants, John and Gamzee have to do what they can to survive the daymare Trizza Tethis' has turned Alternia into, all with a goal they're slowly figuring out.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   14,159

   Chapters:

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