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2025-12-20
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Benny’s Adventure Team

Summary:

A bunch of queer teenagers from Teyvat hang out in a discord server

Chapter 1: C₁₂H₂₂O₁₁

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#general

🌺Collei🐱 (she/they) (@CuileinAnbar): Can I invite my friend even though she’s older? :3 @Benny 🍀(he/him)

Benny 🍀 (he/him) (@Fearnaught): Go ahead! The more the merrier (ദി˙ᗜ˙)

⟶ Sugar_Train just landed.

🌺Collei🐱(she/they) (@CuileinAnbar): SUCROSEE!! HII

Amber (She/Her!!) (@BaronAmber810): Hiii!!!

@Sugar_Train: Hi!

Benny 🍀 (he/him) (@Fearnaught): \(ᵔᗜᵔ)/
Welcome!! You can introduce yourself in #introductions

#introductions

@Sugar_Train: Hi! I’m Sucrose and I use she/they. I’m 22 and I’m a biochem student
👋 11 👵 3

#general

Xingqiu (He/They) (@FableWoven): Welcome @Sugar_Train. How was fighting in the archon war?
😭 5

🐙 Shinobu (she/they) (@demon.deputy): Xingqiu! We don’t say stuff like that

Bardbatos (he/they) (@bardbatos): maybe you dont

🐙 Shinobu (she/they) (@demon.deputy): No, I don’t, because it’s rude.

Mualani <3 she/her (@SharkyUmoja): 22 isn’t old!!! I’m 22!! :(

Dahlia 𐔌˙. (he ノlily) (@wildfl0wers): Isn’t Itto 26?

Hu Tao~ 👻 she/it (@sillichurl<3): I’m not sure Itto really counts as an adult… have you met him?

reply to @Mualani <3 she/her
⤷ Bardbatos (he/they) (@bardbatos): unc

Mualani <3 she/her (@SharkyUmoja): I AM NOT AN UNC!!! (。•́︿•̀。)

GirlFieri 🐼 (she/they) (@girlfieri): What even counts as an unc?

Bardbatos (he/they) (@bardbatos): if you can legally rent a car youre ancient

Mualani <3 she/her (@SharkyUmoja): I HAVE NEVER RENTED A CAR!!!!

Bardbatos (he/they) (@bardbatos): but you can legally
unc

Mualani <3 she/her (@SharkyUmoja): @LAWYERFEI!!! TELL THEM I’M NOT AN UNC!! :(

LAWYERFEI!!! (@lawyerfei): I do not believe there is a legal definition for the term “unc.”

🦊 Sucrose (she/they) (@Sugar_Train): I can’t believe I fought in the archon war just to be made fun of by a bunch of minors…

Xingqiu (He/They) (@FableWoven): Did they have discord in the trenches?

🐙 Shinobu (she/they) (@demon.deputy): STOP BULLYING PEOPLE FOR THEIR AGE.

Fremi ! he/they (@automatedtidalga): For the record, my brother is 24 and he owns a printer.
That’s when it’s over.

Mualani <3 she/her (@SharkyUmoja): I DO NOT OWN A PRINTER

Bardbatos (he/they) (@bardbatos): yet

🐙 Shinobu (she/they) (@demon.deputy): Why are we even acting like 22 is old? Most of us are over 18. Itto is 26.

Bardbatos (he/they) (@bardbatos): itto is like 5 mentally

Mystical_Megistus (she/her) (@Mystical_Megistus): Wait, @Bardbatos (he/they) aren’t you a god?

reply to @Mystical_Megistus (she/her)
⤷ Bardbatos (he/they) (@bardbatos): yes what about it

Mystical_Megistus (she/her) (@Mystical_Megistus): Wouldn’t you have fought in the archon war?

Mualani <3 she/her (@SharkyUmoja): woah… VENTI’S THE UNC!!!! ( ˶°ㅁ°) !

Bardbatos (he/they) (@bardbatos): yea but im cool unc youre just old unc

Xingqiu (He/They) (@FableWoven): Was Sucrose there?

Bardbatos (he/they) (@bardbatos): yes so was mualani