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1. Oh, Hi! by schrodingersnarcissim

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Regulus Black/James Potter
   • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
   • James Potter
   • Regulus Black
   • Sirius Black
   • Remus Lupin
   • Nana Potter
   • Girl Failure Regulus Black
   • Regulus Black Needs a Hug
   • Regulus Black Needs Therapy
   • Everyone Needs Therapy
   • Enabler Sirius Black
   • Regulus Black is Bad at Feelings
   • Regulus Black is So Whipped
   • Regulus Black is Not Okay
   • Inspired by Movie: Oh Hi (2025)
   • James Potter Loves Regulus Black
   • mentioned sex
   • Non-Explicit Sex
   • BDSM
   • Bad BDSM Etiquette
   • Light BDSM
   • Regulus Black and His Skewed Perception Of Love
   • Idiots in Love
   • Remus Lupin is So Done
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Bottom Regulus Black
   • Top James Potter

   Summary

   James is tied to the strapped to the bed with fuzzy pink handcuffs. Regulus has 12 hours to convince James that he didn’t kidnap him and that they’re in love.

   He’s so going to jail.

   Or,

   Idiots in love who don’t know they’re in love go on a vacation together and things go wrong.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,714

   Chapters:

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   Kudos:

   6

   Bookmarks:

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