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Scoot Over (Situationship Final Boss) by AsapC0cky
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
26 May 2026
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Summary
There was really no comfortable way to fall asleep on a couch.
At least not one the size of Shoko’s. The length of the sofa was fine, as fine as it could be for someone of Satoru Gojo’s stature. In the 21 and a half years that Satoru had been alive, he had long since given up any hope in the assumption that furniture companies were able to create any product that wasn't an egregiously sized bed or maybe one of those really soft, light colored rugs that were marketed towards people who either didn't have kids or were exceptionally clean to properly accommodate his vertical challenges.
Still, he took it in stride, aware that it could always—always—be worse. In another universe, where God was considerably fairer and less inclined to play favorites, he was just as egotistical as he was now, only without the 182.88 centimeters to back it up.
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