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You are Kankri Vantas and you receive a note. It reads:
“I'M BLACK AS MOTHERFUCKING PITCH FOR YOU AND AFTER LONG THOUGHT, I FINALLY REALIZED THERE IS A WAY FOR ME TO GET WHAT I WANT AND FOR YOU TO STAY TRUE TO YOUR CELIBACY VOWS. WHAT AWAITS YOU IS BEAUTIFUL AND WICKED BLACK SUFFERING. IF YOU FIND THIS TRIGGERING, MEET ME TONIGHT WHEN THE SUN SETS, AT THE LARGE TREE ON THE CLIFFS OVERLOOKING THE BEACH.”
Out of curiosity and a desire to schoolfeed Kurloz about triggers, you go to the meeting location. Kurloz is sitting under the tree, his normally tall and imposing form made friendly from the way he's seated, completely relaxed. You go to open your mouth as you sit next to him but without even looking at you yet, he's handing you another note.
“I WILL NOW SHOW YOU THE MOST MIRTHFUL MOTHERFUCKING ITEMS I HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL INTERESTED AFTER YOU SEE THEM, THEN STAY, IF YOU DON’T LIKE THEM, LEAVE.”
You decide to stay.