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It was the day before Christmas eve. Dazai was all alone as he was too scared to confess to Chuuya and scared to break the comfort of a quite home.
Dazai was feeling horny. He looked at the candy cane shaped Christmas cookies he had baked yesterday for the Mafia's Christmas party.
"one missing cookie isn't going to do anything, might as well have fun with it." He thought to himself.
He grabbed the cookie, and then got an even bigger idea. He wanted to see how many cookies he could in his vagina.
He grabbed about six or seven cookies for his sex semen session. He also grabbed a box of the rest of the candy cane cookies.
He went to his bedroom and put on a Christmas hat to be festive. He took off his pants and jerked himself off to lube up.
He stuck the first cookie in, orgasming around it. He put two more in at the same time and reached climax.
He ate one of his cookies to recover from it and showed them in slowly, one by one. As the cookie count rouse, his pleasure did too. Eventually he had stuck about six or seven and decided to put the ball of his Christmas hat into his vaginal opening.
There was a complied mess of Christmas cum everywhere and he was loving every second of it. After about 16 minutes of this, all of the cookies broke off into his pussy.
He decided to try and use the hat to cup the cookie bits out of his vagina. When that didn't work, he took a shower and used his loofah deep in his vaginal folds. Eventually he got it all out but there was blood coming from his vagina.
He decided he needed to go to the doctor. He was scared to because this whole situation and being transgender made things more complicated than they needed to be.
He decided he didn't want to die a pathetic, sexually frustrated death so he went anyways.
When he got to the doctor, the doctor was surprisingly queer friendly. It helped that he had a legal name change. The gynecologist cleaned out his pussy and stopped the bleeding.
Dazai went home, knowing he should do anything like this again but he probably will anyways.
At least he was healthy enough to celebrate Christmas with his coworkers.