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Grian: Joel did you finish your part of magic crater today?
Smallishbeans: Nope, still busy with my glowberries
GoodTimeWithScar: aw man i wanted to work together on it today!!!
Smallishbeans: Sorry mate, i'll try to be quick about this!
SorceressDaKind has joined the game
SorceressDaKind: Huh.
Keralis1: ??
Docm77: What
Mumbo: Xisuma? Who is this?
xisumavoid: I don't know??
xisumavoid: Hold on.
SorceressDaKind: This isn't the Eye's Cathedral.
SorceressDaKind burnt to a crisp
Smallishbeans: LMAO
Rendog: what is happening???
FalseSymmetry: Flying to spawn rn
FalseSymmetry: New member?
GeminiTay: :O
PearlescentMoon: New hermit??
GoodTimeWithScar: New friends!!!
xisumavoid: No. I didn't invite them, I would have informed you all if I had.
FalseSymmetry: Um I think they're in the white dress?
SorceressDaKind: Ow. Burning alive hurts.
Grian: lol
Smallishbeans: Who is this?
FalseSymmetry: AUGHFHYGFHUD:::..77/
Rendog: Flase????
Docm77: What's happening????
FalseSymmetry: WARDEN AT SPAWN WHATSSJHHUHJ
GeminiTay: HUH
Mumbo: OH GOSH
Skizzleman: I'll DEAL WITH IT DONT WORRY
SorceressDaKind: Oh yeah. Not a Warden I recognize though.
ImpulseSV: what does that mean???
Grian: WHO ARE YOU???
Skizzleman was obliterated by a sonically-charged shriek
xisumavoid: Skizz!
TangoTek: NO SKIZZ
Zedaph: do i laugh or do i worry?
Mumbo: Worry
Smallishbeans: laugh
PearlescentMoon: both
SorceressDaKind: Oh, I've got his things! Wow, this is a blossoming server by the things Skizzleman was carrying.
Welsknight: Skizz are u ok?
Skizzleman: WHAT THE HECK WHY ISNT IT ATTACKING YOU???
SorceressDaKind: I don't know. :V
Geminitay: :/
SorceressDaKind: Hold on. Skizzleman, may I use your sword?
Skizzleman: Uh sure?
ZombieCleo: u gonna try to kill the warden?
La Traviesa was slain by SorceressDaKind using 'SWORDLEMAN'
SorceressDaKind: Aw, she had a name.
Zedaph: THAT SOMEHOW CONCERNS ME MORE
xisumavoid: Something's wrong with the world portals.
xisumavoid: I can't track the one Sorceress came out of and I can't open a new one.
Grian: uh oh
SorceressDaKind: Oh, I'm sorry, was it my fault? :(
TangoTek: noooo
xisumavoid: No, I don't think so! You just happened to be at the wrong place, wrong time.
SorceressDaKind: Okay, I'm glad. Sorry for invading your server on accident.
Skizzleman: WHERES MY STUFF IM NEASRING WSWPAIN
SorceressDaKind: I have your things, Mr Skizzleman.
xisumavoid: I'm coming over to spawn to check on you guys, would that be alright?
Skizzleman: Sure. Got my stuff back, btw.
Welsknight: Glad that was solved.
GoodTimeWithScar: Does that mean Sorceress is staying here until trhhe portals stabalizse?
GeminiTay: I didn't even think of that!
xisumavoid: looks like it.
Etho: What the heck has beeen going on I took a nap for 30 minutes.
Rendog: Heyyy welcome back to the land of chaos etho
BdoubleO100: And why is the new guy so polite???? IT FREAKS ME OUT!!!
Docm77: lol
Grian: They're worse than mumbo
SorceressDaKind: Oh, um. My apologies? I can't really help the way I act.
BDoubleO100: SEE???
ImpulseSV: Oh by the gods you're right.
xisumavoid: Sorceress are you a child in the white dress?
SorceressDaKind: Not a child, XisumaVoid, but yes. And it's a chiton, not a dress.
xisumavoid: ..... right. Sorry.
Keralis1: Lol
Mumbo: Are you actually a scorcerer? Like can you do magic?
SorceressDaKind: Yes. I'm just a regular human girl with human skin and veins filled with the appropriate amount of blood for a human. I am just a magic human because I studied magic like a lot of humans do.
Etho: That's not very reassuring-
Rendog: I'm scared
xisumavoid: I don't think she's lying....
PearlescentMoon: Well that's kind of terrifying.
xisumavoid: Would everyone be alright with me bringing her to my base for the time being?
Grian: sure lol
Smallishbeans: idc
GoodTimeWithScar: Sure!!1!
ImpulseSV: No problem.
GeminiTay: OOh maybe we can giuve her a server tour later!
FalseSymmetry: Not often do we get another girl on Hermitcraft, now that I realize it.
joehillssays: True, true. I'd like to offer being a tour guide!
ZombieCleo: Hell yeah
Grian: language
Docm77: fuck off
xisumavoid: LANGUAGE DOC.
Grian: LANGUAGEE
SorceressDaKind: I am... confused. Are swears not simply a way of language to communicate in direct, blunt manners?
joehillssays: It is! I think we'd be good friends, Sorceress.
SorceressDaKind: Oh, please. Call me Circe. :)
VintageBeef: That was wholesome
Skizzleman: I'm accompanying Starspeck to his base and showing Circe all the builds we've made!
SorceressDaKind: This is quite incredible. You are all amazing builders. The biggest thing I've ever seen built was the Eye's Cathedral.
Smallishbeans: I bet it wasn't bigger than my skyscrapers
GeminiTay: Lmao
SorceressDaKind: Well, it was on the peak of a mountain, so maybe taller, but overall, not bigger, no. I spent a lot of time inside there, though, so maybe my view is skewed.
PearlescentMoon: Eye's Cathedral?
SorceressDaKind: Yes, a massive cathedral built with dark grey bricks of some sort. It had dark blue and magenta undertones like stained windows, chandeliers and carpets, etc.
SorceressDaKind: Built under the observation of Mother Eye, the Great Overseer.
Smallishbeans: That sounds like a cult
Welsknight: Kinda does, yeah
ZombieCleo: A cult of eyes???
Grian: wouldn't be the first one I've seen lol
PearlescentMoon: True
SorceressDaKind: It is not a cult. Cults do sacrifices and worship a higher being. We were a temple, a sanctuary, with Mother Eye leading us into paradise at the time of our reconing.
ImpulseSV: Buddy that's a cult
SorceressDaKind: :(
ImpulseSV: wait no im sorry
Skizzleman: He's right tho
SorceressDaKind: We were dedicated to researching the phenomena of the Mirror's curse, though. It was more an institution than any cult.
Welsknight: Mirror's curse?
SorceressDaKind: Doesn't matter right now. I wish to speak to everyone about their builds, maybe get some tips?
Smallishbeans: don't start a second cult here and i think we can do that
SorceressDaKind: >:O
xisumavoid: that was all very concerning but. I will show you around my base, and we can come back to this conversation later, okay?
SorceressDaKind: Very well...
Private messages
Welsknight-xisumavoid
Am I the only one concerned about this 'mirror curse'?
No, I'm concerned too.
Doesn't it remind you of them?
I mean, yes, but it could also mean a million other things
like mirrors cracking every time they look into one?
I suppose so...
Ask Evil X if it bothers you too much. I sent Hels a message already.
Maybe I will, thanks Wels.
No problem X ;D
Private messages
Night Knight-Evil Peep
why the fuck did Wels suddenly ask me about a curse???
like what
Same with my idiotic brother.
He's asking about mirrors, apparently?
Mirror's curse or whatever, yeah. What the fuck.
I checked Hermitcraft's logs and someone called SorceressDaKind entered the world a few hours ago.
Seems incredibly suspicious.
Oh shit.
Wasn't hermitcraft supposed to have really good barriers?
They are good, I checked them myself. Still blacklisted.
then
who the fuck?
and what even is a mirror curse
like being so ugly u cant look in the mirror?
because that's you
Shut the fuck up I'm looking it up on the internet.
The only thing that comes up is some ad for a cult thing.
eye cathedral
sounds horrifying
fuck.
well now I'm curious!!!
I'll hack a portal from Hells to Hermitcraft, give me a few hours.
I want answers.