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    “Wait,” Lizzie said, pulling them to a stop and fluttering her hands between them like she couldn’t believe what she was hearing and wanted to wave it away. “Wait, wait, wait, wait. I’m sorry; let me get this straight. Are you telling me you haven’t been fucking Dieter? Not in all this time? You’ve never taken him on a date? Dieter, who lives in your house? Dieter, in whose pocket you practically lived for a decade and a half, and whose eagerness to move back in was surpassed only by your desire to have him there, even though the two of you blamed the fucking trains, of all things? Dieter who is raising our children? Peter. Peter. Is that really what you’re telling me right now?”

    Or: “Ten years on, Peter Colt—who is clueless—returns to Wimbledon and gets physically and emotionally WRECKED.”

    (No real knowledge of canon is necessary.)

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