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1. The Ballad of Jordi, McDonald's Worker Extraordinaire by BD0Dorian

   Fandoms: 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Other
   • Complete Work

   23 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Doctor/Lumen (Arknights)
   • Lumen (Arknights)
   • Doctor (Arknights)
   • Kal'tsit (Arknights)
   • Fast Food
   • McDonald's
   • shitpost
   • Meme
   • Smut
   • Hand Jobs
   • Public Humiliation
   • Boyfailure
   • Minimum Wage
   • Cum Eating
   • Clowns
   • Fast Food Horror
   • Crack

   Summary

   This is the story about the average life of a man who could escape the seaborn, but not capitalism.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,502

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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