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1. Crack(ers), hold the cheese by Power_Taco for Ri2

   Fandoms: RWBY  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   28 Dec 2025

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   • Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
   • Penny Polendina/Ruby Rose
   • Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose
   • Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
   • Maria Calavera/Penny Polendina/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
   • ruby rose/so many
   • Ilia Amitola/Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long
   • Blake Belladonna/Sun Wukong/Yang Xiao Long
   • Raven Branwen/Summer Rose/Taiyang Xiao Long
   • Cinder Fall/Winter Schnee
   • Jaune Arc/Jessica Cruz
   • Ruby Rose (RWBY)
   • Weiss Schnee
   • Penny Polendina
   • Afteran Blacksmith (RWBY)
   • Pietro Polendina
   • Summer Rose (RWBY)
   • Raven Branwen
   • Maria Calavera
   • Ilia Amitola
   • Sun Wukong (RWBY)
   • alternate v8 ending
   • leads to changes
   • asked for crack
   • gave it
   • arrest them officers
   • robot duplicates
   • Summer Rose lives kinda
   • Cinder Fall changes teams for 'no reason'
   • the 4th wall has had a 2x4 taken to it
   • pietro has a sick hover chair he does kick flips on
   • and sunglasses
   • This Has No Bearing On The Story
   • but it's incredibly important information

   Summary

   Never underestimate a father's love for his daughter, nor his ability to bend, and break the laws of the natural world to achieve his dreams.

   Series

   • Part 27 of Promptmas 2025

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