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1. The Reindeer's Better Half by Millennium_Alien

   Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • America/England (Hetalia)
   • America (Hetalia)
   • England (Hetalia)
   • Christmas
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Established Relationship
   • Shopping
   • cooking disaster
   • Ugly Christmas Sweaters
   • Crossdressing
   • Stockings
   • Lube Enema
   • Incontinence
   • messy sex
   • Foot licking
   • condom use
   • Aftercare
   • Tsundere England (Hetalia)
   • Golden Retriever Boyfriend America
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Oral Sex

   Summary

   Christmas traditions usually involve roasting a turkey and watching movies. For USUK, it involves arguing in the Costco parking lot, almost setting the kitchen on fire, and eating frozen pizza.

   England tries to hide a surprise under his matching reindeer sweater. Unfortunately for him (or fortunately), America has zero patience when it comes to unwrapping his presents.

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   English

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   14,075

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