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    Hank looks relieved at that.
    “Oh.” He says. “You’re not going to exhort us for money, then. I’m glad.” He smiles prettily, and Alex groans.
    “We’re pirates.” Alex mutters. “You can’t say stuff like that, Bozo. Do you have any self-preservation skills?”
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    Alex only looks and dresses like the rakish pirates from the covers of romance novels; he's really more the swooning, pining maidens that pirates hold in their arms when it comes to Hank McCoy.

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