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Lady Wifi has created Miraculous(ly still alive)

Lady Wifi added Ladybug, Chat Noir, and Bubbler to the chat room

[1:08pm]

Lady Wifi: See, I told you I’d do it!

[4:15pm]

Lady Wifi: It says that you read this, Noir! Come on, someone answer me!

[4:20pm]

Lady Wifi: ayyyy okay come on guys I created this and everything

Bubbler: i was in class dude

Lady Wifi: since when does that stop you. you’ve texted me during class before

Bubbler: yeah but now the teach is getting strict bc of all the times shes caught me

Lady Wifi: well, you just need to get gud

Bubbler: i am!

Ladybug: Did I miss something? Why do we have a group chat all of the sudden?

Lady Wifi: Ladybug!

Lady Wifi: don’t you remember I sent you a message at like midnight last night on tumblr, saying that we should have an easier way to talk with bubbles and chat noir

Bubbler: don’t call me bubbles

Lady Wifi: Yeah yeah okay

Lady Wifi: so i sent them messages too and they were all for a group chat so I said I would make one!

Ladybug: Did I reply to that message? I don’t remember

Lady Wifi: I can’t beLIEVE you would forget a message from ME!

Lady Wifi: …no you didn’t reply but I decided that you’d be fine with it

Ladybug: Well, this is a lot easier than four separate chats on tumblr

Lady Wifi: See! That’s the spirit!

Chat Noir: I can’t say I approve of the chat name

Ladybug: I’m with Chat on this one

Chat Noir: Ah! Does my lady actually agree with me on something? This chat was a brilliant idea

Lady Wifi: ughgugh okay fine I forgot you nerds aren’t true memers. someone else change it

Bubbler changed the chat name to Miraculous Squad

Lady Wifi: that’s a lot less funny but w/e

Chat Noir: So I’ve never been in a group chat before… am I expected to keep up with this

Lady Wifi: yes

Bubbler: ya dude

Lady Wifi: don’t even think about reading this and never responding. like you did earlier. That’s rood

Chat Noir: ah okay. I was busy earlier, so I only could glance at my phone. I didn’t mean to be rude! :((

Bubbler: it’s okay, youre still my fav bro

Chat Noir: I’m your only bro

Bubbler: wow okay youre bro #2 now

Chat Noir: Who’s #1?

Bubbler: … the ghost of you

Chat Noir: </3

Lady Wifi: We get it bubbles, you don’t have a lot of friends

Bubbler: don’t call me that!

Bubbler: i have plenty of friends

Lady Wifi: …where they at t h o

Bubbler: wow

Ladybug: So how was everyone’s day?

Bubbler: laddybug tot ht recseu!

Bubbler: sorry im riding my bike

Bubbler: ladybug to the rescue!

Ladybug: Don’t ride your bike and type!!

Lady Wifi: that’s rich coming from a girl who was complaining about running into a pole the other day bc she was looking at her phone

Ladybug: !!! At least I was walking!

Lady Wifi: okay, yeah

Lady Wifi: So my day was fine, but my hw isn’t

Bubbler: same

Bubbler: i gave up on hw and have been playing video games

Lady Wifi: Bubbles! Don’t slack off

Bubbler: okay how do i change my name

Bubbler changed his name to DJ memes

Lady Wifi: no

DJ memes: yes

Chat Noir: nice choice

DJ memes: thank u, it speaks to me on a personal level

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[12:35pm]

Chat Noir: Are you guys in class?

Chat Noir: I don’t want to get anyone in trouble

Lady Wifi: eh

Chat Noir: That’s not

Chat Noir: That doesn’t answer the

Chat Noir: You are, aren’t you?

Ladybug: Does the kitty need attention?

Lady Wifi: did you just call him kitty

Lady Wifi: that’s cute

Lady Wifi: i never expected that from you, ladybug

Chat Noir: Yes, I do

Chat Noir: I need to rant

Lady Wifi: have at it

Chat Noir: Okay, so the people I work for completely messed up, and now I don’t have anything scheduled for the next WEEK

Chat Noir: Which is fine by me, I’d love a break to spend time with my cat and to catch up on some shows

Lady Wifi: “shows”

Lady Wifi: anime

Chat Noir: But my father decided it was all my fault, and now I have to go to the office with him all week and ‘make myself useful in any way I can’

Lady Wifi: bummer

Chat Noir: Yeah, it is

DJ memes: dude, really? damn, we could have finally found time to meet up if you were free all week

Lady Wifi: oh yeah, we all live in Paris, don’t we?

Chat Noir: sorry man

Lady Wifi: we really should meet up sometime!

Lady Wifi: We might even know each other already! i mean, we couldn’t possibly live far from each other

DJ memes: i’ve been trying to get Noir to meet me for weeks now, he’s always too busy

Lady Wifi: I’ve asked Ladybug before too, she says thee same

Ladybug: I told you, between school and work, I never have free time!

Lady Wifi: yes but I love you and want to meet the person behind the Ladybug mask!

Ladybug: this isn’t some superhero movie, there’s no mask! Lol

Lady Wifi: yeah but if it were, id be your number 1 fan for sure

Lady Wifi: like I would be the one who runs a blog trying to figure out who you are

Lady Wifi: just so I could know you better

Ladybug: that’s… sweet?

Lady Wifi: ily

Ladybug: :)

Ladybug: If it’s me and Chat Noir who are always busy, maybe you and DJ can still meet

Lady Wifi: who

Lady Wifi: OH BUBBLES

Lady Wifi: okay dude change your name back its confusing

DJ memes changed their name to Bubbler

Bubbler: u ruin my lif

Bubbler: a meer up wouldnt be the same wo everyone :’(

Lady Wifi: Yeah but we still could

Lady Wifi: what school u go to?

Bubbler: Collège Françoise Dupont

Lady Wifi: …

Bubbler: wat?

Bubbler: Wifi?

Ladybug: Is something wrong?

[1:54pm]

Lady Wifi: okay. i’ve composed myself

Bubbler: ????

Lady Wifi: what class are you in right now

Bubbler: just got out, I was going 2 grab some grub

Bubbler: why?

Alya looked up from her phone. From where she sat, she had a pretty good view of the main courtyard. Her eyes danced from person to person, looking for a boy who was using his phone. It was too hard, there were too many people. She thought about sending another text, telling him to be specific, but decided against it. No, there was only one thing to do in this situation.

She stood up.

“BUBBLER!” she yelled. People stopped and stared at her, but she didn’t care. None of them had the face of a deer in headlights, so she assumed it wasn’t anyone near her…

There.

One boy, walking toward the parking lot, had glanced up from his phone when she had yelled, and was now cautiously scanning the surroundings. He was tall, had dark skin and short hair that was dark to match, except it was mostly covered by a bright red cap. Around his neck, there was a bulky pair of headphones that she was glad wasn’t in use, or else he would never had heard her. He was still standing confused when she reached him, and tapped him on the shoulder from behind. He spun around instantly.

“Explain to me this: we’ve been going to the same school and have been friends for almost a year, but never noticed.” She said. Searching his eyes for a reaction to make sure that she had the right guy. His mouth was agape, and he seemed at a loss for words. “What is it that Chat would say to this… oh yeah, ‘cat got your tongue?’ Come here.” She dragged him out of the middle of the courtyard and pushed him into a seat at an empty table nearby.

“You’re Wifi?” Was all he could say. She laughed.

“Sorry, I’ve yet to introduce myself. My name is Alya Césaire, what’s yours?”

“Holy shit, dude! Right, okay, I’m Nino.” He answered, seeming to finally be able to think again after the shock of what Alya had done. She couldn’t stop smiling. Bubbles… No, Nino was exactly as she had always though he would be. And by that, she meant that he acted as much like a child as he did online.

“So Nino, why did you never mention you went to the same school as me?”

He looked genuinely shocked. “I, you never told me? I can’t mention something that I didn’t know.”

“Unlike you, I put what school I go to on my tumblr. Right next to my location on my ‘about moi’ page.” She clicked open her tumblr just to prove a point, shoving her phone into his face once she was one the right page. He tried to find the right words, aka an excuse.

“I, uh, well, you see” Nino took one look at Alyas face and stopped trying. “I did read it, at one point! I guess I just never, like, put two and two together.” She sighed, and put her phone away.

“So where are we going to go eat, then?”

“Huh?”

“You were ‘going to grab some grub’, right. Where to?”

“Uhh, I hadn’t really figured it out. Maybe some café nearby?” Alya shrugged and stood up, Nino hesitantly following suit.

“Well, come on then, I have class in an hour, and we have a lot to talk about”

Chat Noir: Did something happen that I missed?
Ladybug: I’m still very confused about earlier too, are you okay Wifi?

Bubbler: man, u guys are never going to believe this

Bubbler: wifi and I go to the same school

Bubbler: so she called out for me in the courtyard and we went to lunch

Ladybug: I’m jealous :(

Bubbler: i udnerstand that every1 wants to meet me but

Ladybug: Well, it would be nice to meet you, I’m more jealous that you got to see Wifi

Chat Noir: Would you care to mee t me as well, my lady?

Ladybug: I wish I were going to that school :( I’m all alone at mine

Chat Noir: Ignoring me?

Bubbler: that would be so cool if we all were

Chat Noir: I’m hurt, my feelings

Ladybug: Yeah, I have to go before I get caught on my phone

Bubbler: i gotta bounce too, i’m already going to be late

Chat Noir: …

Chat Noir: :<

Ladybug: Don’t worry kitty, we love you

Chat Noir: :O

Chat Noir: :D

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[8:56am]

Ladybug: Chat Noir?

Chat Noir: Yes, my lady?

Ladybug: You have a cat, right?

Chat Noir: Are you in need of cat cuddles? I’m always available

Ladybug: Nice try

Ladybug: A stray has been hovering around my parents’ bakery recently, so I took it in

Ladybug: But every time I try to feed her she refuses

Ladybug: All she wants are cookies, and I don’t think I can give those to her

Chat Noir: I don’t know what to tell you

Chat Noir: Mine has a weird taste too

Chat Noir: He eats more cheese than regular food

Lady Wifi: CAT

Lady Wifi: INEED PICS

Ladybug sent a photo >>> tikki.jpg

Lady Wifi: OMG

Lady Wifi: shes so cute

Chat Noir: I can name something cuter

Ladybug: I’m sure you can

Ladybug: But I still don’t know about her food?? I’ve tried everything

Lady Wifi: how good are you at baking?

Ladybug: Baking?

Ladybug: Not bad, I guess?

Lady Wifi: try making her a healthy treat

Lady Wifi: you said she likes cookies, right?

Ladybug: Oh!

Ladybug: That might actually work! Thank you

[10:20am]

Ladybug: You were right Wifi, she loves the treats I made her

Lady Wifi: yay!

Lady Wifi: also now that you have a cat I decree that the next free day me and you share, im coming over an petting her

Ladybug: haha okay

Chat Noir: Of course she likd your treats, my lady! Who would turn away from something made by someone as beautiful as you!

Ladybug: You don’t even know what I look like

Chat Noir: Beauty is in the minds eye

Bubbler: hOly SHIT

Bubbler: I SLEEP IN AND NOW THERES A CAT

Bubbler: what were u guys doing awake on a satuurdaaaay

Chat Noir: work

Lady Wifi: tumblr

Ladybug: work

Ladybug: and cat

Bubbler: Wifi u were on tumblr until I went to bed last night

Bubbler: did u sleep at all

Lady Wifi: uh

Lady Wifi: would you look at the time

Lady Wifi: i need to go

Ladybug: Wifi!

[5:30pm]

Ladybug whispered to Lady Wifi

Ladybug: I’ve decided I don’t like boys

Lady Wifi: i’m proud

Lady Wifi: i’m up for sale

Ladybug: For sale?

Ladybug: I’m a college student with an internship

Ladybug: You think I have money?

Lady Wifi: oh honey

Lady Wifi: not all sales transactions are done with money

Lady Wifi: what caused this sudden hatred

Ladybug: ew

Ladybug: the man who runs the company I work for brought his kid in to help out

Ladybug: so the other intern has been doting over him all day

Ladybug: and I’m left with the work

Ladybug: honestly, I’m used to doing her work though

Ladybug: she’s only an intern because her daddy is the mayor

Lady Wifi: Bourgeois???
Lady Wifi: u have to deal with her???

Lady Wifi: oh sweetie that’s torture by itself

Ladybug: I know but I can’t lose this internship

Ladybug: but back to the boy

Ladybug: I was carrying a ton of papers and chloe pulled him past me, making him bump into me

Ladybug: I dropped all the papers. ALL OF THEM. And to make it worse, the boy had a drink and it spilled all over the papers which were then wet, ruined, and scattered everywhere

Lady Wifi: baby no :(((

Ladybug: The boy tried to say something, but with the crowd he hangs around with, I bet it was something along the lines of that wasn’t my fault’. I just told him to leave me alone.

Lady Wifi: did you get in trouble?

Ladybug: probably

Ladybug: when my boss notices a bunch of important documents are gone, I’m dead

Lady Wifi: f anything happens bc of him

Lady Wifi: ill come beat him up for u

Ladybug: don’t worry. I’m not going down without a fight

Lady Wifi: that’s my girl

[6:12pm]

Chat Noir: how do I apologise to a girl

Lady Wifi: dpends

Lady Wifi: depends*

Lady Wifi: how serious?

Bubbler: dude, what did u do?

Chat Noir: nothing jsut

Chat Noir: asking for some advice

Lady Wifi: suspicious

Ladybug: so you only know how to flirt with girls, is what you’re saying?

Chat Noir: I only know how to flirt with you, my lady

Lady Wifi: I can’t tell if that was smooth or cringe worthy

Ladybug: both

Bubbler: hw do u come up with that so fast

Chat Noir: I dont know tbh

Chat Noir: but seriously, I need help

Ladybug: I agree

Chat Noir: oh haha

Chat Noir: if I just like, walk up to her and apologise, would that be enough?
Chat Noir: should I buy her a drink or something?

Chat Noir: nvr mind. Buying her a drink would be ironic and will probab;ly be taken the wrong way

Bubbler: idk what to tell u man

Bubbler: sounds like a bad situation

Lady Wifi: just do SOMETHING

Ladybug: yeah, even a simple apology isprobably better than nothing

Ladybug: dont just

Ladybug: ruin a persons life

Ladybug: adn walk away

Chat Noir: ??

Bubbler: ????

Bubbler: r u ok

Lady Wifi: shes fine

Ladybug: yep! Perfectly A-okay

[9:07pm]

Chat Noir: wait why didn’t anyone ask to see my cat

Chat Noir: plagg is cute too

Chat Noir sent a photo >> lookathim.jpg

Lady Wifi: very cute

Ladybug: what is he sitting on

Chat Noir: my keyboard ;;;;

Chat Noir: which I need

Chat Noir: to finish typing up some things before tomorrow ;;;;

Lady Wifi: rip

Bubbler: rip

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Marinette dreaded going to her internship the following day. She had it all played out in her head already – she would show up, be stopped as she’s walking in, and then marched to Mr. Agreste who will fire her for screwing up yesterday’s work. She already began to wonder how she will finish getting her internship hours that she needs for school. Maybe I should finally just give up and drop out, and work with my parents at the bakery. Who needs dreams anyway?

The last thing she expected was for nothing to play out the way she imagined. She walked into the office, sat down at the small desk they assigned her, and found her work for the day. Instantly, her mind began to wonder. Did no one notice the screw up yesterday? Were those papers not as important as I thought they were? Was it only a matter of time before someone says something and I’m thrown to the curb? The scene replayed in her mind, over and over. With a small movement, she looked over where Chloe was supposed to be. She did a double take, full on staring at the spot. Chloe wasn’t anywhere to be seen. Was she the one who got in trouble? Come to think of it, most of those papers were supposed to be filed by her. Marinette felt elated all of a sudden. Finally, Chloe’s habit of pushing off work to other people had caused her to get in trouble!

Sadly, Chloe walked in 2 hours late with a cup of coffee from an expensive shop nearby and a shopping bag – so the mystery was reopened.

Marinette suffered all day. Every loud noise made her jump. At the start, her hands were shaking so much that it was hard to get any work done at all, but slowly she began to calm down. When she was packing up her things and leaving at the end of the day, she had so many questions left unanswered. Before leaving the building, she stopped to buy a drink from the vending machine, since she decided that she deserved something to celebrate making it through the day. Except, upon opening her purse, she realized she didn’t even bring her wallet with her. With a groan, she turned and started to walk away, only to run straight into someone and fall backwards onto the floor. Her first reaction was to apologise, but then she saw who exactly she ran into. She shut her mouth immediately.

“Hi” The boy said, after some thought. She turned to look away from him, not knowing what else to do. After all, it was all his fault that this day had been so painstakingly long. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the boy move his hand behind his head in a comfortable manner, an awkward movement that in any other situation she would have found cute.

“I just wanted you to know that I really am sorry about what happened yesterday. I shouldn’t have let Chloe play around so close to someone who’s working, especially not with an open drink. It’s my fault that those papers were ruined, and I made sure that my father knew that.” She finally allowed herself to look at him after hearing that, only to see that he had looked away. “I spent all of last night tracking down files that I knew you or Chloe had, printing them or remaking them in any way I could.”

There was a small pause in his speech, which left Marinette’s heart beating faster than she would like to admit. The boy that she hated a few moments ago, who she blamed for everything that went wrong yesterday, who she didn’t even know the name of, just gave her a sincere apology and made everything right. How was she supposed to react?

The boy began to move closer to her. No, that wasn’t right. He was moving behind her, to the vending machine. “Which drink do you like? I’ll buy you it.” He pulled out a few coins from his pocket, and looked back at Marinette. She finally realized what he had said with a gasp, and nimbly held up her finger and pointed to a random drink. He smiled and bought it, along with one for himself. He held it out to her, and in the brief moment that their hands touched as she was taking the soda from him, Marinette felt her heart skip a beat. She almost retracted her hand because of it, but forced herself not to. She quietly copied the boy in opening the can, but to less… neat results. No, her nasty luck never gave her a break, and she was covered in the soda not even a second after opening it. It must have shaken too much in the vending machine, she thought. At this point, she was mentally scolding herself for not expecting something like this to happen. Of course I’d make a fool out of myself in front of…

She heard the boy start to laugh. It wasn’t a painful laugh to hear, not one that screamed ‘I’m making fun of you’ like Chloe’s. It was genuine, soft, and almost hesitant like he had tried not to. She didn’t hate hearing it, and it was even contagious. She found herself laughing alongside him at her misfortune.

She didn’t really want the moment to end.

But it did. Through a last couple of giggles, the boy said his goodbye and vanished down the corridor. Marinette tried to say something back, she tried to stop him and ask him his name, but only ended up stuttering “Bye-good”.

Bye-good.

Of all the ways to mess up a phrase.

She stopped in the bathroom to dry off and calm herself down. Once she had done that, the first thing she could think to do was send a message to Wifi.

[5:03pm]

Ladybug >> Lady Wifi

Ladybug: I changed my mind. Boys are okay.

Lady Wifi: damn

Lady Wifi: but your internship is ruined bc of one?

Ladybug: Nope! He fixed everything and took all the blame.

Lady Wifi: what a sweet heart

Ladybug: Ya

Ladybug: But now I have another problem

Lady Wifi: oh no

Lady Wifi: please dont tell me

Ladybug: I think I’ve fallen for him…

Lady Wifi: girllll

Lady Wifi: imma need a more elaborate explanation before i approve

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[7:08]

Chat Noir: So how was everyone’s day

Bubbler: gud

Bubbler: i didn’t get much hw so ive been video gaming all day

Bubbler: wait why r u asking

Chat Noir: is it wrrong that I want to know how my friends are doinggg?

Lady Wifi: Suspicious

Bubbler: how was ur day, chat?

Chat Noir: amazing

Lady Wifi: he probably just wants to tell us about it

Chat Noir: I do

Chat Noir: but don’t think that means I dont care about u guys either

Lady Wifi: so what happned?

Chat Noir: I solved the problem from the yesterday and at the same time managed to make my father so pissed at me that he doesn’t care if I don’t help him work for the rest of my break

Bubbler: nice dude!

Lady Wifi: the problem fomr yesterday? with the girl?

Chat Noir: ya

Chat Noir: it was purrfect

Lady Wifi: ruined it

Ladybug: I’m proud of you, kitty

Chat Noir: *gasps*

Chat Noir: did my lady just acknowledge me????

Bubbler: wait

Bubbler: more important question

Chat Noir: whats more important than my love for my lady

Bubbler: does this mean u have free time

Chat Noir: ya

Bubbler: so then

Bubbler: you have no excuse to not hang out w. me

Chat Noir: when and where dude

Bubbler: bro

Bubbler: fuck yeah

Bubbler: tomorrow at the arcade we were talking about the other day

Chat Noir: hows noon sound

Bubbler: fuck yeah

Lady Wifi: u boys have fun

Ladybug: don’t encourage them

Ladybug: why do I feel like its dangerous to let them be together

Ladybug: like theyre going to end up causing a scene

Bubbler: no trust

Bubbler: I gtg

Chat Noir: im hurt bugaboo

Chat Noir: see ya tomorrow

Lady Wifi: bye and bUGABOO

Ladybug: I told you not to call me that

Chat Noir: but u get to call me ‘kitty’

Ladybug: so

Chat Noir: :(((((

Lady Wifi: okay im throwing this out there

Lady Wifi: its hard to tell sometimes

Lady Wifi: if u two are dating or not

Ladybug: whayt

Ladybug: no

Chat Noir: ;)

Ladybug: no

Ladybug: who would date a weeaboo like himn

Chat Noir: wow, that was a low blow my lady

Lady Wifi: not low enough, apparently

Chat Noir: WOW

Ladybug has left the chatroom

Lady Wifi added Ladybug to the chatroom

Lady Wifi: u think u  can escape

Ladybug: if only

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[10:54am]

Bubbler >> Chat Noir

Bubbler: we good?

Chat Noir: ya

Chat Noir: I realised now that u probably woke up earlier than u usually do for me

Bubbler: sleep means nothing when I get to meet my bro

Chat Noir: bro

Bubbler: bro

Chat Noir: okay, I gtg

Bubbler: okay see ya

[11:45am]

Bubbler >> Chat Noir

Bubbler: wait what am I looking for here

Bubbler: how do I find u

Chat Noir: just look for the pretty boy on his phone

Bubbler: thats not very descriptive

Chat Noir: we’re in an arcade there aren’t many hot boys

Bubbler: tru

[12:10pm]

Bubbler: gUYS

Bubbler: CHAT NOIR IS HOT

Bubbler: like

Bubbler: no homo

Bubbler: but

Chat Noir: thx

Chat Noir: I try

Lady Wifi: are u suggesting that he’s hotter than other people in this chat?

Bubbler: that’s sweet but im not

Lady Wifi: iw as talking about me

Lady Wifi: and prob ladybug

Bubbler: rood

Bubbler: wait then ur suggesting that im the only not hot one

Ladybug: we’re all hot okay now shh before I have to turn my phone off because my parents see me on it while im supposed to be helping them

Ladybug: have fun onyour date, you two

Bubbler: !!!

Lady Wifi: lol its definitely a date

[1:21pm]

Chat Noir: we got kicked out of the arcade

Chat Noir: not my fault for the record

Bubbler: I didnt see what the problem was

Chat Noir: u were too into the DJ game

Bubbler: i was a great DJ

Bubbler: broke the high scoer

Chat Noir: u gained a group of ‘followers’ and were shouting at them as if u were an actual DJ

Chat Noir sent a photo >>> IMG_0209.jpg

Bubbler: damn that’s a good picture

Bubbler: really captures how fuckin awesonme i was at that game

Chat Noir: u turned the arcade into a party

Chat Noir: true that was kinda awesome

[2:34pm]

Lady Wifi: omg

Lady Wifi: ladybug was right

Lady Wifi: you caused a scene

Bubbler: shit she was

Bubbler: she has like a 6th sense 4 danger tho

Bubbler: so not at all surprising

[3:01pm]

Ladybug: you two

Ladybug: I can’t believe you got kicked out

Ladybug: of an arcade, of all places

Ladybug: I’m disappointed in the both of you, I had faith that you would prove me wrong

Chat Noir: :(((

Chat Noir: I’m sorry LB;;;

Chat Noir: we didn’t destroy anything though, and we didn’t do anything that would hurt the arcade’s business

Ladybug: thats

Ladybug: yeah, okay

Ladybug: I’ll accept that

Chat Noir: !!!

Chat Noir: we also had a good time does that count for anything

Ladybug: aw so your date went well

Chat Noir: yes

Chat Noir: the fact that you keep calling it a date could be a sign of jealousy

Chat Noir: im going to read it like that

Chat Noir: ;)

Ladybug: you wish

Ladybug: I see that youre typing and I swear if you send a pun

Chat Noir: ….

Chat Noir: fine it was a rlly bad pun anyway

Labybug: good kitty

Chat Noir: bc no pun will be purrfect enough for you, bugaboo

Ladybug left the chatroom

Chat Noir added Ladybug to the chatroom

Chat Noir: baby come back

Chat Noir: you can blame it all

Chat Noir: on

Chat Noir: me

[6:27pm]

Lady Wifi: omg

Lady Wifi: I ship it

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[9:45am]

Lady Wifi: so did anyone else notice how bubbles hasnt been on since their date

Lady Wifi: i just confronted him before his first class

Lady Wifi: that nerd

Lady WifI: dropped his phone in a pot of boiling water

Lady Wifi: while he was trying to make food

Lady Wifi: i had to skip the first few minutes of my class because of how hard i was laughing

Lady Wifi: this has been a public service announcement

[10:23am]

Ladybug: …

Lady Wifi: admit it, you laughed

Ladybug; yeah, that’s hilarious I can’t lie

Ladybug: also very concerned for his future

Ladybug: how will he survive if he messes up on small acts like that

Lady Wifi: he wont

[11:54am]

Chat Noir: so thats why he posted vague tumblr posts about how he’ll never succeed in life

Lady Wifi: did he really

Lady Wifi: i didnt check his blog

Lady Wifi: hold on i’ll confirm

Lady Wifi: “dude you don’t understand my life is ruined. all my memes were on my phone”

Lady Wifi: “dont quote me on that”

Lady Wifi: “dont let this be my legacy”

Chat Noir: omg

Chat Noir: u guys are together?

Lady Wifi: i made him buy me food bc i forgot my wallet

Chat Noir: doesnt his phone being broken mean he has to pay for repairs

Chat Noir: youre making the poor kid pay for not only that, but your food too?

Chat Noir: do u have any shame

Lady Wifi: no

Lady Wifi: not at all

Lady Wifi: althouhg tht does explain his complaining

Lady Wifi: he is back with food bye

Lady Wifi: “tell them to pray for my phone 2k16”

[8:54pm]

Lady Wifi: why is no one talking im bored

Chat Noir: we’ve lost one how can we go on

Lady Wifi: u make it sount like its the end of the world

Lady Wifi: its only for a day

Chat Noir: LB hasnt been on either :((

Chat Noir: so until she shows up weve lost 2 of our clowder

Lady Wifi: wow ur gf and ur bf left u

Lady Wifi: wait whats a clowder

Chat Noir: :<

Chat Noir: I hate that youre right

Chat Noir: and it’s a group of kittens

Lady Wifi: wtf clowder isnt cute enough to describe kittnes

Lady Wifi: speaking of kittens

Chat Noir: oh no

Lady Wifi: not ‘oh no’

Lady Wifi: hows plagg

Chat Noir: annoying

Lady Wifi: ??? but cat???

Chat Noir: I ran out of cheese earlie and he didnt get any today bc of it

Chat Noir: so that cat decided to destroy half my room

Chat Noir: I walked in and he was chewing the curtain

Chat Noir: I had to lock him in the bathroom and go to the store

Chat Noir: and of course its just my luck that I run into a friend

Chat Noir: and she invited herself over to my house
Chat Noir: and I forgot to buy cheese bc of her

Chat Noir: so plagg is evenm more pissy

Chat Noir: I swear its like that stupid cat knows everything

Lady Wifi: wow

Lady Wifi: rough day huh

Lady Wifi: but u had a girl at ur house ;) ;) ;)

Lady Wifi: u lady killer u

Chat Noir: hm?

Chat Noir: oh ya

Chat Noir: im used to chloe decided to do whatever she wants so I didnt care much about that

Chat Noir: I was more concerned about plagg

Lady Wifi: lol gg

Lady Wifi: wait

Lady Wifi: ….

Lady Wifi: chloe what

Chat Noir: ??

Chat Noir: chloe bourgeois?

Lady Wifi: y i k e s

Chat Noir: u know her im assuming

Lady Wifi: ooooohh yeah

Lady Wifi: how are u friends with her

Lady Wifi: sjes horrib;e

Chat Noir: weve known each other since we were little okay

Chat Noir: shes not that bad

Chat Noir: deep

Chat Noir: deep

Chat Noir: d e e p down

Chat Noir: or at least shes bearable towards me and her 1 other friend I guess

Chat Noir: I mean, ive heard the complaints about her, but idk

Lady Wifi: sorry I don’t mean to shit on ur friends but like

Lady Wifi: y i k es

Chat Noir: nah u good

Chat Noir: wait no

Chat Noir: *purrfect

Lady Wifi: missed ur chance there buddy

Lady Wifi: rlly youre off ur game today

Chat Noir: ik

Chat Noir: i blame plagg hes stressing me out

Chat Noir: im going to go try ot buy him cheese… again

Lady Wifi: have fun

Chapter Text

[7:09am]

Ladybug: sorry I wasn’t responding yesterday

Ladybug: i had to deal with far more work than ever

Ladybug: I had a project due and I might’ve waited until last minte to finish it

Marinette was running late. Very late. She had 10 minutes to get to the metro in order to catch the train, and if she missed it…

She decided not to think about that.

She stuffed everything she needed for the day into her bag, grabbed something small to eat on the way, and took off. Her project did not make this any easier to run to the station. In fact, her project was the reason that she was so stressed, and late. She had been assigned to design and create a hat, with no other instructions or themes. All her teacher had said was to make a hat and then the due date: today. And Marinette, being busy with her internship, other schoolwork, and helping out her parents, forgot about it completely. Or at least, until Rose texted her yesterday asking how she was doing on it. She made a mental note to thank Rose later, despite the fact that Rose didn’t realise that she was saving her grade

In record time, she had made it to the station. She checked her watch – still 4 minutes until the train is supposed to arrive. Slowly, she began to calm down, something she hadn’t been able to do since she woke up that morning and saw the time. She stood at the platform waiting, staring at random posters on the walls until she heard the train coming in. There weren’t many other people waiting to board, and Marinette was standing farther back than usual, so she waited for everyone else to board before doing so herself.

But that move did not go as smoothly as planned.

As she was getting on, she misstepped and tripped over… nothing. She landed hard on the trains floor; however, tripping was nothing new to her, and she knew how to not injure herself in the fall. Around her, there were worried people asking if she was okay, to which she shook off with a nod and a smile. Nothing felt broken, and there was no blood, so that was all that mattered to her.

The train doors had closed behind her, and it took a second before she realised something very, very important. The box, which she had put her project in and was holding as she fell, was nowhere to be seen. Frantically, she glanced around, then asked one of the people who wondered if she was alright after her fall if they had seen what happened. Before they could answer, she felt someone tapping on her shoulder, and spun around to look at them. It was a girl, who looked around her age, with dark skin and dip-dyed hair.

“Looking for this?” The girl asked, holding out her box. Marinette stared for a moment at the girl, then at the box, which had a small dent in the corner. Then, in a swift movement, she took the box and opened it to make sure that her project was safe. It was. She allowed herself a sigh of relief. “Whoa, relax, you look crazed over whatever’s in there.”

Marinette closed the box and looked back at the girl. She smiled faintly. “Thank you for picking this up for me.”

“Yeah, it’s no big deal. What’s so important about that anyway?” The girl asked, pointing towards her project.

“It’s, uh, a project I had to do for school. If I had lost it, I would have failed, with no doubt.”

“Oh, that’s rough. Glad I could be of assistance then. My name’s Alya, what’s yours?”

“Marinette.”

“Well, Marinette, I have to admit, I’m curious about this major project of yours.” Alya stated, and Marinette was taken aback by how friendly she was acting despite them only just meeting. However, she pushed those thoughts to the back of her mind and hesitantly opened up her box again.

“It’s nothing impressive, just a hat I had to make.” She felt the blood rushing to her cheeks, and was sure that she was ever so slightly pink, so she averted her eyes as Alya looked at it.

“You made this?” Alya had picked up the hat and was looking at it like it was a foreign object. Marinette’s mind began racing – was she looking at it because she liked it or because it was horrible and even a complete stranger could tell it was rushed the day before it was due?

“Wow, Marinette, this is amazing!” Marinette could help but hide the surprise on her face as she looked back at Alya once more. Of course, this didn’t go unnoticed. “What, do you think it’s bad? What’s the surprise for?” She nodded her head, and Alya made a very audible sound of disagreement. “You need more confidence, girl.”

Marinette couldn’t help but smile at the passion in Alya’s eyes. This girl, who had literally just met her, was being completely sincere in both her compliments and advice.

“That’s… easier said than done.” Marinette said, while carefully taking the hat and tucking safe inside its container. She could Alya’s smile radiating all around her, she didn’t even have to look.

“Give me your phone.” Alya suddenly demanded. Marinette’s face once again filled with shock. “I won’t steal it, I have nowhere to run if I did.”

Hesitantly, Marinette pulled her phone out of her bag and handed it to Alya, then moved to look over her shoulder to make sure she wasn’t doing anything horrible. She quickly located Marinette’s contact book and put her number in. “When you get a grade for that project, you better tell me what it is, because if it’s anything lower than an A, I’m going to fight your teacher.”

Marinette couldn’t help it, she started laughing. Alya didn’t join in though. “I’m serious. You better text me. Here,” She pulled Marinette closer and turned the phone into camera mode, then took a selfie of them together. “I’m even going to make this my contact picture so that you don’t forget who ‘Alya’ is.” After doing that, Marinette was handed back her phone. The train began to slow. Causing them both to sway a bit where they were standing. “Oh, this is my stop. You better not forget, right?”

“Y-yeah.”

Alya hopped off the train as soon as the doors opened and turned and waved as she was walking away. Marinette just stood there, watching as the doors slid shut yet again and she was left alone. The encounter left her dumbstruck, but less stressed. Even as her stop came, and she began her race to make it to class on time, she was unable to erase the smile from her face.

[8:36am]

Lady Wifi: procrastination is bad

Lady Wifi: I cant say anything tbh I still have hw for a class that starts in 3 hours that i havenr done

[10:42am]

Ladybug: did you finish it

Lady Wifi: almost

Ladybug: shouldn’t your class be starting soon??? You did say 3 hours

Lady Wifi: 15-ish minutes

Lady Wifi: its fine I’m doing better than nino who has hw from a month ago that he still hastn done

Lady Wifi: shit I mean bubbles oops

Ladybug: …

Ladybug: I suddenly don’t feel bad about procrastinating on my project

Lady Wifi: haha

Chat Noir: my lady!

Lady Wifi: i bet noir is the worst procrastinator here

Ladybug: he was homeschooled his entire life, he probably doesn’t know what procrastinating is

Chat Noir: I still had deadlines, you know

Chat Noir: although it was probably a lot more lenient I admit

Lady Wifi: how do u know he was homeschooled

Chat Noir: ;)

Ladybug: he told me once

Chat Noir: how sweet of u to remember

Ladybug: uh huh

Chat Noir: how are you feline though

Chat Noir: you didn’t stress yourself out over that las tminute work, did u?

Ladybug: you know, it would have been kind of you to ask that but you ruined it by that cat pun

Lady Wifi: it seemed more like he asked that just so he could make the pun

Ladybug: wow that’s even worse

Chat Noir: no!

Chat Noir: i care :<

Ladybug: I’m fine though, thanks. I can figure out how I did on the project in a couple hours

Chat Noir: :) that’s good

Lady Wifi: DONE

Lady Wifi: HW COMPLETE WITH 6 MINUTES TO SPARE

Ladybug: I’m impressed

Lady Wifi: thank you, thank you

Lady Wifi: wait shit there was another page I gtggggg

Ladybug: omg

[4:51pm]

Bubbler: backstreets back

Bubbler: alRIGHT

Bubbler: damn it wifi u rlly were quoting me that one time

Bubbler: how d a r e u

[5:10pm]

Chat Noir: !!!!

Bubbler: yo dude!!!

Chat Noir: its like ur back from the the dead

Bubbler: ya ikr i feel revived

Bubbler: WAIT I MISSED MY OPPORTUNITY TO SAY NEW PHONE WHO DIS

Bubbler: i’m a failure as a meme

Chat Noir: rip

[7:27pm]

Lady Wifi: welcome back

Lady Wifi: told u you would survive a day without a phone

Bubbler: now listne her e

Bubbler: i know for a fac t that if i hid ur phone for a day u wouldnt be able to function

Lady Wifi: which is why you will never get ahold of my phone

Bubbler: ….fair

Upon seeing her phone light up for the 5th time, Marinette finally looked at the messages, then decided not to reply. She flopped down on her bed dramatically, causing Tikki to jump. She rolled to her side in order to reach the cat, and gave her an apologetic pat. After her long, stressful day, she just wanted to sleep, and was about to when she remembered her promise to the train girl. With a small groan, she heaved herself out of bed and found where she had placed her phone just moments before.

To: Alya

Hey, it’s Marinette from the train this morning. Just wanted to say you were right, I got an A

From: Alya

See??? I knew u would be golden

To: Alya

Haha yeah, thanks for the encouragement, you really helped me not panic over it

From: Alya

Oh? Then u owe me a coffee. When r u free?

To: Alya

Uhhh??? Whenever, I guess

From: Alya

Oh no, u give me specifics or im deciding for u

To: Alya

Do you ride the train every morning?

From: Alya

On weekdays, to school

To: Alya

Then do you want to meet up earlier than we did today, tomorrow? There’s a coffee shop I know of that’s not too bad

From: Alya

Nice, im down. Just give me the dets

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[3:14am]

Chat Noir: is anyone awake

Ladybug: yes

Chat Noir: ??????????

Chat Noir: you were the last person I assumed would be awake???

Ladybug: well then, I guess I don’t have to respond

Chat Noir: no no no

Chat Noir: I didnt mean

Chat Noir: I just know that the other two are up 24/7 and on tumblr more often than asleep

Ladybug: yeah I know, I was messing with you

Ladybug: Tikki woke me up and I haven’t been able to get back to sleep

Ladybug: so I’ve been working on some homework that aren’t due for a while

Ladybug: I also just realised my internship ends next week

Chat Noir: well that’s good

Chat Noir: less work for u

Ladybug: I’ve forgotten what hacing free time feels like

Ladybug: having

Chat Noir: lol

Chat Noir: poor LB

Ladybug: besides its not the soon-to-be lack of work that I’m thinking about

Ladybug: theres jsut someone who i was hoping to see again but haven’t

Chat Noir: cheating on me????

Ladybug: yep

Chat Noir: im hurt

Chat Noir: wounded

Chat Noir: this is the end of chat noir

Chat Noir: its been nice knowing all of u

Chat Noir: never forget me

Ladybug: I can’t believe I’ve finally gotten rid of that pesky kitten

Ladybug: if only i knew that it would be this easy

Chat Noir: :((((

Chat Noir: how do u leave the chat;;;

Chat Noir: I know youve done it like twice how

Ladybug: gasp

Ladybug: a ghost?

Ladybug: in the chatroom??

Ladybug: if only there was a brave kitty here to protect me from this scary scary ghost

Chat Noir: !!!!

Chat Noir: im a brave kitty

Ladybug: a brave kitty who doesn’t understand what the ‘leave conversation’ button is

Ladybug: really if you were going for dramatic then you ruined it by having to ask

Chat Noir: …

Chat Noir: leave me a l o n e

Ladybug: I should try to sleep again

Ladybug: I have an early morning ahead of me

Chat Noir: think pawsitively

Chat Noir: u got to talk to me ;)))))

Ladybug: yes, chaton

Ladybug: trading in my beauty sleep for you was a purrfect idea

Ladybug: …

Ladybug: I’m never going to live that down, am I

Chat Noir: nope

Chat Noir: also, an angel like u doesnt need beauty sleep

Ladybug: I beg to differ

Lady Wifi: screenshotted

Lady Wifi: actually I screenshotted most of this conversation

Ladybug: where did you come from???

Lady Wifi: the depths of hell where I live

Lady Wifi: I was here all along bu t didnt want to interrupt

Ladybug: …

[8:13am]

Bubbler: wifi where r u

Lady Wifi: I was talking to a cute girl

Bubbler: u said u would give me my book back b4 my class starts??

Lady Wifi: shit

Lady Wifi: I forgot

Lady Wifi: also why didnt u just text me

Bubbler: this was open wheni unlocked my phone so i used it

Lady Wifi: gg

Lady Wifi: ya i wont make it before ur class

Lady Wifi: also i dont have the bok with me

Bubbler: uguhsg

Bubbler: fine

Bubbler: chosing cute girl over me

Lady Wifi: listne here she is so sweet and i made her buy me coffee and she didnt even complain

Bubbler: w h y  d o  y o u  m a k e  e v e r y o n e  b u y  y o u  t h i n g s

Lady Wifi: the day i spend my own money on myself will be the day i die

[10:36am]

Ladybug: how do you guys do it

Lady Wifi: do what

Ladybug: not sleep

Lady Wifi: we’ve given up trying long ago

Ladybug: exactly!

Ladybug: I’m suffering but I’m also willing to bet that I got more sleep than you

Ladybug: I wish I could blame Tikki but I love her too much

Ladybug: -_-

Ladybug: I’m going to blame noir

Lady Wifi: understandable

Ladybug: after all, he did pick a horrible time to start messaging us

Lady Wifi: some people in this chat enjoy sleep and aren’t dead inside

Lady Wifi: sometimes I wonder if he actually is a kitten

Lady Wifi: its so hard to tell

Lady Wifi: omg

Lady Wifi: he’s a f u r r y

Ladybug: oh no

Ladybug: even I know what that means

Lady Wifi: think about it

Lady Wifi: anime blog, cat puns, owns a cat, cat username

Lady Wifi: I bet he owns a fursuit

Ladybug: I’m cringing

Ladybug: but also lets not make assumptions

Chat Noir left the chatroom

Lady Wifi: omg

Ladybug: aw he didn’t even say anything

Ladybug: but im proud he learned how to leave

Lady Wifi: caught in the act

Ladybug: add him back its your fault he left

Lady Wifi: no lets see how long it takes for him to beg us to let him back

Ladybug: youre evil

Ladybug: that’s too cruel

Bubbler: my bro!!!!!

Bubbler added Chat Noir to the chatroom

Chat Noir: :/ why did that take so long for me to be added back

Bubbler: “no lets see how long it takes for him to beg us to let him back” – wifi

Chat Noir: :(

Chat Noir: im not a furry

Ladybug: okay kitty

Lady Wifi: whatever u say

Chat Noir: what does having an anime blog have to do with being a furry

Chat Noir: I dont go to t h a t side of tumblr guys

Chat Noir: also fursuits are scary and expensive and otterly useless

Lady Wifi: otterly?

Chat Noir sent a picture >>> otter.jpg

Chat Noir: u replied too fast I was sending the picture :(((

Ladybug: is that an otter with the anime blush

Chat Noir: yes

Lady Wifi: yeah okay I believe him now

Lady Wifi: not a furry

Lady Wifi: just a weeaboo

Chat Noir: thank u

Bubbler: glad 2 see u have priorities dude

[6:00pm]

Lady Wifi: are any of u rlly smart

Lady Wifi: bubble boy don’t u dare respond

Bubbler: wow called out before i even say anything

Bubbler: fine then im going back to my video games

Chat Noir: what topic

Lady Wifi: science

Lady Wifi sent a picture >>> question3.jpg

Chat Noir: B

Lady Wifi: twf that was an instant reply

Chat Noir: bc theres only one answer that makes senxe

Lady Wifi: how

Lady Wifi: sorry I neeed an explanation befor i decide i trust u

Chat Noir: F = (GMm)/r^2

Chat Noir: use that with whats given

Lady Wifi: okay i get that

Lady Wifi: and i agree on it being B

Lady Wifi: but how did u do it so fast

Chat Noir: all the other answers r too small to fit w/ the data given

Chat Noir: it was just a guess at first then i checked it

Lady Wifi: holy shit

Lady Wifi: ur actually smart??

Chat Noir: i just like learning…

Chat Noir: and science isnt too bad

Lady Wifi: science is like a foreign language to me wtff

Chat Noir: well foreign languages arent that hard either

Lady Wifi: im sorry

Lady Wifi: I completely mislabeled u

Lady Wifi: u arent a dork

Lady Wifi: ur a nerd

Lady Wifi: wait let me guess, ur learning Japanese bc of anime

Chat Noir: no!

Chat Noir: …mandarin chinese

Lady Wifi: n e r d

Chapter Text

[6:09pm]

Lady Wifi: Okay

Lady Wifi: wtf

Lady Wifi: no one has said anything in 3 days

Lady Wifi: whos dead

Bubbler: me

Lady Wifi: its always the memers

Bubbler: uh u r too? don’t lie to urself

Chat Noir: sorry

Chat Noir: schedule was busy

Lady Wifi: is that an excuse i hear

Chat Noir: no

Chat Noir: yes

Bubbler: leave my bro alone

Chat Noir: thx bro

Lady Wifi: pls dont start with the bro talk again

Bubbler: you mean

Bubbler: I cant tell the whole world about my bro?

Bubbler >> Chat Noir

Bubbler: my bro is awesome

[Miraculous Squad]

Bubbler: done

Chat Noir sent a photo >>> hedidthememe.jpg

Lady Wifi: why

Lady Wifi: you two r the living embodiment of that bro meme its painfiul to look at

Bubbler: dont hate on our bromance

Chat Noir: that reminds me

Chat Noir: my lady hasn’t said anything yet

Lady Wifi: where is ladybug thats a good question

Lady Wifi: wait

Lady Wifi: why did ‘bromance’ remind u of ladybug

Lady Wifi: ;))))))))))

Chat Noir: I just

Chat Noir: uh

Lady Wifi: u off ur flirt game today?

Chat Noir: leave me alone im tired

Chat Noir: its been busy

Chat Noir: I havent even made a pun today

Chat Noir: who am i

Bubbler: no puns at all????

Lady Wifi: wow

Lady Wifi: cant believe ladybug is missing the one time that noir isnt making pins

Chat Noir: pins

Bubbler: pins

Lady Wifi: damn

Lady Wifi: pins

[9:53pm]

Ladybug: sorry!!

Ladybug: end of semester essay was due

Ladybug: had to finish up

Lady Wifi: why is it that you have so many projects

Ladybug: oh that was a project!

Ladybug: just a homework assignment!

Lady Wifi: …

Ladybug: ive told you before what my class schedule looks like

Ladybug: I take hard classes I wont apologise for it

Ladybug: I have my last day of my internship tomorrow too

Ladybug: I made little thank you baskets for everyone who I worked with too

Lady Wifi: sometimes I forget

Lady Wifi: how nice you actually are

Lady Wifi: why are you friends with us

Ladybug: ???

Ladybug: i don’t know honestly

Ladybug: but I love you guys im sorry for not talking much

Lady Wifi: aw ily 2

Lady Wifi: might want to delete that message fast tho

Ladybug: ?

Chat Noir: ;)

Chat Noir: ily 2 bugaboo

Ladybug: oh

Ladybug: right

Ladybug: *but I love you guys except kitty im sorry for not talking much

Chat Noir: :(

Chat Noir left the chatroom

Bubbler: how dar u all

Ladybug: nah he’s included in the love

Ladybug added Chat Noir to the chatroom

Bubbler: bro I love u

Chat Noir: thats all that matters

Lady Wifi: [9:56pm] Ladybug: nah he’s included in the love

Chat Noir: gasp

Ladybug: oh no I’ve been exposed

Lady Wifi: sorry #1 ladynoir shipper here I wasnt about to let that one slide

Ladybug: ladynoir

Chat Noir: why is ladybugs name first

Ladybug: is that what concerns you

Ladybug: really

Chat Noir: yes

Lady Wifi: ladynoir sounds cuter than chatbug

Ladybug: shes got a point

Chat Noir: I wish I could argue that but I cant

Bubbler: yall just accept that u have a ship name

Ladybug: yeah

Chat Noir: I love it

Lady Wifi: they know i wont stop its easier to just go with it

Ladybug: yeah

Chat Noir: ya

Lady Wifi: ;) 

Chapter Text

[11:57am]

Ladybug >> Lady Wifi

Ladybug: I mentioned how todays the last day of my internship, right?

Lady Wifi: yep

Ladybug: well uh

Ladybug: I need advice

Lady Wifi: oh no

Lady Wifi: I love that you came to me

Lady Wifi: but am I the best choice

Ladybug: you’re the only one I told about the boy

Lady Wifi: WAIT

Lady Wifi: ‘RUIN MY INTERNSHIP TURNED CRUSH’ BOY

Ladybug: yes

Ladybug: chloe’s dad decided to throw a party for her

Ladybug: to celebrate all her “hard work”

Ladybug: and I was invited out of courtesy

Lady Wifi: what does this have to do with boy

Ladybug: he was invited too

Ladybug: and when he saw I was invited too

Ladybug: he came over and started talking to me about it

Ladybug: how he’s sure its goiung to be fun and all

Lady Wifi: aw

Ladybug: oof course, I was a stuttering mess who got one (1) sentence out correctly

Lady Wifi: omg

Ladybug: i wasn’t going to go to the party though

Ladybug: but now I really want to

Ladybug: but also I really don’t want to

Ladybug: ill just embarrass myself

Lady Wifi: sounds like you already have

Ladybug: shh help

Lady Wifi: whats this kids name you never mentioned

Ladybug: THATS THE WORST PART

Ladybug: I THINK HE INTRODUCED HIMSELF ONE DAY

Ladybug: BUT I FORGOT

Ladybug: SO NOW HE KNOWS MY NAME AND I KNOW I SHOULD KNOW HIS SO ITS PROBABLY RUDE TO ASK

Lady Wifi: ouch

Lady Wifi: u dug yourself quite the hole there

Ladybug: I knowwww

Lady Wifi: okay here’s what you do

Lady Wifi: go to the party

Lady Wifi: find someone to hang with

Lady Wifi: and make sure he sees u

Lady Wifi: be all nice and shit

Lady Wifi: act /normal/

Ladybug: /normal/?

Lady Wifi: I forogot how to change to italics

Lady Wifi: normal

Ladybug: okay

Ladybug: okay

Ladybug: I guess you’re right

Ladybug: what do I have to lose

Lady Wifi: im not going to answer that for your sake

Ladybug: thanks

Lady Wifi: ily

[5:39pm]

Chat Noir >> Miraculous Squad

Chat Noir: guys look

Chat Noir sent a photo >> tumblrad.jpg

Bubbler: tumblr ads r great

Lady Wifi: they are but im so tired of seeing the same ones

Chat Noir sent a photo >> tumblrad2.jpg

Chat Noir: why do they need the essential oil

Chat Noir: why is there 2 different ads for it

Chat Noir: im just scrolling and like wtf

Lady Wifi: its best not to question it

Bubbler: 1 drop essential oils on feet

[6:43pm]

Lady Wifi >> Ladybug

Lady Wifi: u havent said anything in a while hows la fête

Ladybug: uh

Ladybug: I didnt make a fool of myself?

Lady Wifi: why the question mark

Ladybug: I dont think I did?

Ladybug: he was with chloe most the time and when he wasn’t, he was on his phone

Lady Wifi: ouchhh

Lady Wifi: did he see u at all

Ladybug: yes

Ladybug: at the beginning

Ladybug: he saw me and waved

Ladybug: and said “I’m glad to see you came”

Lady Wifi: that was it though?

Ladybug: no

Lady Wifi: no???

Ladybug: okay so

Ladybug: towards rhe end I decided to muster up the courage to talk to him while he was off on his phone

Ladybug: and I did

Lady Wifi: !!!!!

Ladybug: all I said was hi then one of his friends cam eup and started talking to him

Lady Wifi: he didn’t ignore you, di he????

Ladybug: no, the exact oppsite

Ladybug: he included me in the conversation and I wanted to die I was freaking out so much. I cant even remember what they were talking about I just kept smiling and nodding and occasionally laughed along with them

Ladybug: but I haven’t gotten to the best aprt

Lady Wifi: ???

Ladybug: he gave me his number

Lady Wifi: !!!!!!!!

Lady Wifi: that’s great!!

Ladybug: no its not im too scared to text him

Lady Wifi: girl

Lady Wifi: are oyu on your phone

Ladybug: yes

Lady Wifi: pull up his contact info

Ladybug: okay

Lady Wifi: and copy and paste this into a message

Lady Wifi: The party was so fun! I wish we had the chance to hang out like that more often!

Ladybug: no way

Ladybug: I cant send that

Lady Wifi: yes u can

Lady Wifi: its nice and sets up for future conversations

Lady Wifi: trust me im an expert

Ladybug: and expert huh

Lady Wifi: trust me im a friend who wants to see you succeed

Ladybug: okay, ill do it

Lady Wifi: that’s my girl

To: Vending Machine Boy

The party was so fun! I wish we had the chance to hang out like that more often!

From: Vending Machine Boy

yeah!!! I dont usually get the chance to hang out with people my age besides chloe, so it was really cool to talk to you. Why dont we go out for ice cream sometime?

I mean, if youre not busy ofc!!!

To: Vending Machine Boy

Okay! We should sometime, it would be really fun

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[4:16am]

Lady Wifi: im borrrreddd

Lady Wifi: i keep seeing the same 3 memes on my dash

Lady Wifi: i also want food

Lady Wifi: but theres nothing to eatttt

Bubbler: dude its 4am

Lady Wifi: my hunger never stops

Bubbler: ur messages woke me up

Lady Wifi: lol oops

Lady Wifi: I didn’t realise u were actually sleeping for once

Bubbler: ya

Lady Wifi: just tunr off ur notifications

Lady Wifi: turn

Lady Wifi: or mute ur phone

Bubbler: or u could stop messagin

Lady Wifi: no

Bubbler: what if u wake up ladybug

Bubbler: do u rlly want her wrath upon u

Lady Wifi: ladybug doesnt have a wrath, she couldnt even blame her cat when she woke her up

Bubbler: shit

Bubbler: how about this

Bubbler: ill buy u food 2morrow

Bubbler: if u shhh now

Lady Wifi: okay gn

[8:56am]

Chat Noir: dude youre too easy

Lady Wifi: ikr

[12:01pm]

Bubbler: what do u mean “too easy”

Ladybug: lol

Lady Wifi: lol

Chat Noir: dude

Chat Noir: she didnt even have to ask

Chat Noir: and u offered to buy her food

Ladybug: hey, he’s just being nice

Bubbler: ya!

Bubbler: and i dont ‘always’ buy her food

Bubbler: just

Bubbler: often

Bubbler: wait

Lady Wifi: too late

Lady Wifi: so when we going

Bubbler: i just woke up

Bubbler: i dont want to get out of bed

Lady Wifi: ur impossible

Bubbler: u were the one waking me up at 4am

Bubbler: okay

Bubbler: an hour

Lady Wifi: yay!

[1:34pm]

Lady Wifi >> Bubbler

Lady Wifi: where u at

Bubbler: train ran late

Bubbler: im coming

Bubbler: where r we going

Lady Wifi: my friends parents run a bakery I want to try it

Bubbler: cool okay

[1:50pm]

At the chime of the bells that announced when someone entered the bakery, Marinette looked up. Business had been slow that day, so she had started playing a game she invented a while back, where she picked the first thing she saw and designed some sort of fashion out of it. Usually it was stupid, just a way to pass time, but in a few occasions she was able to salvage some inspiration out of what she designed. While her baguette dress was coming along… fine, customers did come first. She rushed out from behind the counter to greet them, but only made it halfway before she was enveloped in a hug.

“Hey girl! I came to check out the goods, like I said I would!” Alya said, letting go of Marinette to look around.

“Alya! So good to see you, thank you for coming,” Marinette replied, a smile plastered on her face. It had been awhile since she could say a friend visited while she was working for her parents, usually it was just acquaintances who didn’t even realise she would be there.

Alya moved to the side and gestured to the boy that walked in with her. “This is Nino, he’s a dork but I use him for free food.”

“Ouch, is that all I am to you?” Nino asked, faking a look of sadness. Alya hit his arm, which Marinette hoped she could assume was done lightly.

“Well, it’s nice to meet you Nino. Is there something special that you two are interested in buying today?”

“Ooooh, let me see.” Alya took a small glance at what was up for display, but from the glint in her eye, Marinette could already tell she knew what she wanted. “I want whatever you recommend.”

Marinette’s smile grew wider despite her efforts to stop. She shyly pointed to the macarons that were off to the side. “I’m always partial to the macarons we have, they taste divine.”

“Really?” Alya turned to Nino, who shrugged. “You’re the one ordering, you know.”

“I’ve never had a macaron before.”

“Whaaaat?” Alya shoved him forward so that he was closer to the glass covering the food display. “Look how beautiful they are though, and they taste so good! How have you lived here and never had one?”

Nino shrugged again. “I guess we’re getting macarons then.”

They ended up getting two macarons each, with Alya assuring Nino that if he didn’t like his, they would not go to waste. Marinette giggled quietly while they discussed other foods that Nino ‘had been deprived of for too long’, and she put their order into a bag for them to take. She held out the bag to Alya, who took it graciously.

“Hey! I paid for it, at least let me hold the bag!” Nino said while making a swiping motion for the bag, but Alya was too quick and moved it away.

“Not a chance kiddo, you might decide you love them after one bite and steal mine.”

“No fair.”

“Life’s not fair.” Alya looked back at Marinette and smirked. “Besides, it was my idea to come here and my cute friend who helps run the place. You’re on my side, right Mari?”

“Always. But be nice and share, okay? Besides, I gave you an extra treat, so no need to argue.” Alya gasped, then opened the bag.

“Oh my god, there is an extra one! You’re a blessing! You didn’t have to-“

Marinette quickly cut her off by waving her hands. “I wanted to! As a thank you for visiting! Now if he decides he wants another, he doesn’t have to steal yours.”

“Yeah, even if that happens, that extra is mine.” She turned and grabbed Nino, practically dragging him out of the store. “Bye-bye, Mari! We should hang out again soon, text me!”

“It was nice meeting you, thanks!” Nino called out, almost out the door.

“You too! Enjoy the macarons!”

Marinette watched them walk away until she couldn’t see them anymore, then plopped back down in the chair behind the counter. For a slow day at the bakery, she thought, today’s been pretty good already.

[2:30pm]

Lady Wifi: do u ever just realise what a blessing friends are

Ladybug: all the time

Lady Wifi: like I could write a page about every single one of my friends

Lady Wifi: except u guys

Ladybug: ????? :(

Lady Wifi: I wouldn’t be able to sum up how great u are with 1 page

Ladybug: aaaaaaa

Ladybug: ily!!!

Bubbler: that’s sweet and all but the reason shes talking about this is bc she got free food, not only from me but another friend as well

Lady Wifi: way to ruin the moment

Chat Noir: aw

Lady Wifi: the reason doesnt matter yall are still a blessing

[9:59pm]

Chat Noir >> Ladybug

Chat Noir sent a photo >> lookatthismeme.jpg

Ladybug: why

Chapter Text

[4:02am]

Lady Wifi: whats yalls favorite quote

Ladybug: >:(

Lady Wifi: wht??

Ladybug: you woke me uo

Lady Wifi: oops sorry I didnt the time

Lady Wifi: but now that ur awake

Lady Wifi: what ur fav quote

Ladybug: to quote Hamlet Act III, Scene iii line 87, “No”

Lady Wifi: did u just meme

Lady Wifi: why do i feel threatened by a meme

Ladybug: hmph

Lady Wifi: im sorryyyy

Lady Wifi: you wake up early though this cant be far off from normal

Ladybug: I was really hoping to sleep in today,,,

Lady Wifi: im sorry ilyyy

Ladybug: fight me

Lady Wifi: im sorry but im just picturing a tiny ladybug flying around angrily

Lady Wifi: just buzzing loudly around a persons ear to show their rage

Ladybug: no!!!

Lady Wifi: occasionally landing on like their shoulder and kicking with the lil smol ladybug legs

Ladybug: im not small!!!

Lady Wifi: oh really

Lady Wifi: I bet im taller

Ladybug: do you?

Lady Wifi: yes

Lady Wifi: with confidence

Ladybug: whats te conditions of this bet

Lady Wifi: uh

Lady Wifi: loser has to send a picture of her cat

Ladybug: you don’t have a cat

Ladybug: don’t assume you’ll win!

Lady Wifi: damn okay

Lady Wifi: if I lose, I wont message this gc before 9am for the next week

Lady Wifi: if u lose, u have to finally agree to meet up with me somewhere and buy me food

Ladybug: youre on

Lady Wifi: really???

Ladybug: yep

Lady Wifi: dam nice I didnt think youd accept that

Lady Wifi: what sur height then

Ladybug: hold on idk I have to go measure

Lady Wifi: I’ll wait

Ladybug >> Chat Noir

Ladybug: are you on

Chat Noir: im not involved

Ladybug: why

Chat Noir: wifi is scary if she loses a bet

Ladybug: why

Ladybug: how many bets have you lost with her

Chat Noir: ,,,,,,,too many,,,,,,, ive won one tho,,,,

Chat Noir: shes too good

Ladybug: okay then just answer this question

Ladybug: do u think I’ll win being 5’5 or should I make an excuse and get out of it

Chat Noir: uh

Chat Noir: idk?

Lady Wifi >> Miraculous Squad

Lady Wifi: you’re taking too long

Ladybug:  I had to find measuring tape

Lady Wifi: youre lying I can tell youre procrastinating

Ladybug: …

Lady Wifi: are you faltering bc u know im going to win

Ladybug: no

Ladybug: why dont you send you height first

Lady Wifi: bc ur the defending party

Ladybug: what

Lady Wifi: come onnnnnnn

Ladybug: fine 5’5

Lady Wifi: …

Ladybug: what

Ladybug: sad bc you lost?

Lady Wifi: exact measurements

Ladybug: no?

Lady Wifi: we’re the same height…

Ladybug: oh what do we do then

Lady Wifi: idk

Chat Noir: you’re both 5’5?? Such smols

Chat Noir: anyway as a neutral party here I declare you both win

Lady Wifi: wtf

Ladybug: chaton how tall are you

Chat Noir: is my lady curious

Ladybug: no

Lady Wifi: this lady is

Chat Noir: 5’11

Lady Wifi: WTF

Ladybug: impossible he’s lying

Lady Wifi: bubbles is tall too now that I think about ti hes like 5’10

Ladybug: I feel attacked by these talls

Lady Wifi: me too

Lady Wifi: but also my #otp has a height differnce

Ladybug: otp??

Chat Noir: ;)

[3:48pm]

Lady Wifi: wait no one answered my question whats your favorite quotes

Ladybug: i did answer

Chat Noir: LB stole mine

Chapter Text

From Vending Machine Boy

Hey, up for that ice cream today?

To Alya

HELP

From Alya

????

To Alya

Okay so I I have this crush and he’s amazing and he’s inviting me out for ice cream today

From Alya
that’s good? Why the HELP

To Alya
I can’t!!!! I can barely talk to him!!!

From Alya

Oh sweetie

Okay, ask if you can bring a friend

To Alya

A blessing

To Vending Machine Boy

Sure! Mind if I bring a friend along?

From Vending Machine Boy

The more the merrier! How about around 1? Theres a good place I know, I’ll send address in a sec

To Alya

<screenshot>

From Alya

Why is his name vending machine boy

To Alya

Bc I don’t know his actual name and that’s whre I decided I liked him

From Alya

Oh boy this is going to be fun

I guess my first job as the friend is to find out his name

To Alya

Maybe

Marinette and Alya met up before heading to the address that the boy had sent, which was a 15-minute walk from where they were. Instead of walking in silence, Alya started probing for details on the mystery boy, but out of sheer embarrassment, Marinette just claimed he worked in the same area as her for a while. However, even saying that caused Marinette’s cheeks to turn bright red.

As they neared the area, Marinette started to scan the surroundings. Alya found the ice cream parlor that they were looking for first, but Marinette wasn’t looking for that. Instead she froze in spot and pointed toward the familiar face. “There,” she said, “that’s him, the blond with the white shirt on the bench. Oh god, Alya, I can’t do this.”

Instead of listening, Alya smirked and started walking faster. She reached him first.

“Hey, I’m Alya, Mari’s friend.” She began, after the boy noticed them approaching. His face, which had been blank before, lit up at the sight of them.

“Hi Marinette! Nice to meet you Alya, if Marinette hasn’t mentioned it yet, my name is Adrien.” The boy- Adrien, said. Alya sent Marinette a knowing glance, which only made Marinette’s blush return.

“Like I wouldn’t know who you are, even if Mari hadn’t said anything! The well-known model, Adrien, in my vicinity! Are you sure you’re allowed to be seen with us girls?” Alya teased.

“Oh no, you’re right, I guess I should go,” Adrien answered almost instantly, then seemed to realise what he had said and quickly continued talking. “I mean, it’s fine! I love hanging out with friends!”

Alya took the opportunity to nudge Marinette, who had been quietly standing off to the side. She shot Alya a helpless glance and attempted to speak. “I, um, s-should we get the…”  

“Ice cream time!” Alya finished for her, causing Adrien to chuckle. He walked over to the door and opened it for them

“Ladies first,” he said, and ushered them in. As Marinette passed him, she swore that he smiled just a little bit brighter, which made her feel like averting her eyes and curling up in a little ball due to how cute he was. While he and Alya were looking through the various flavor options, she took out her phone and changed the contact ‘Vending Machine Boy’ to ‘Adrien’. Adrien noticed her hanging back, however, and asked if she knew what he wanted. She put her phone away and joined her friends.

To Alya

Thank you sm ily you are a blessing from heaven

From Alya

Lol thank. It was fun also how the hell did you not think to look him up? Hes a famous model here did you not realise that

To Alya

I… yes okay listen I cant think when it comes to him

From Alya

I can tell

Be sure to text him when you get home like he said to

To Adrien

I just got home, thank you for worrying! I’m glad we were able to hang out today

From Adrien

Np!!! And yeah, it was fun, we should do it again sometime. It was nice to meet Alya too! ^-^

To Alya

He used ^-^ I cant do this that’s too cute

From Alya

^-^

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[10:31am]

Chat Noir: plagg is sick :(((((

Lady Wifi: NO

Ladybug: oh no, how sick?????

Chat Noir: I dont know

Chat Noir: im taking him to the vet

Lady Wifi: how could u let this happpen

Chat Noir: :(

Chat Noir: I havent been home much

Chat Noir: so idk if he ate something or caught some sickness or anything

Lady Wifi: whos been taking care of him then??

Chat Noir: my dads assistant

Chat Noir: shes had to take care of him before its nothing new for her

Chat Noir: so I dont think she did anything wrong?

Chat Noir: idk

Chat Noir: I gtg

Ladybug: poor plagg :(

Lady Wifi: tell plagg I say get better soon

Ladybug: same^^

Chat Noir: im sure he appreciates it

[12:22pm]

Chat Noir: vet says he’ll be fine

Chat Noir: he just caught some sick

Ladybug: yay!

Ladybug: I was actually really worried lol

Lady Wifi: so was I

Lady Wifi: I care mre about other peoples pets then I do my own life

Chat Noir: wifi no

Chat Noir: thanks I guess but dont.. do that

Ladybug: did u just do an ellipses with only two periods

Chat Noir: what

Ladybug: “dont.. do that”

Chat Noir: ?

Ladybug: there are 3

Ladybug: when you do the ellipses… you have to use 3 periods… its the right way…

Chat Noir: uh

Chat Noir: sorry?

Ladybug: you better be

Ladybug: okay back to plagg

Ladybug: is there a sick going around

Ladybug: should I be worried for tikki?

Chat Noir: nah I dont think so

Chat Noir: plagg is just an ass

Chat Noir: got himself sick

Lady Wifi: Chat Noir, 10am, worried af for his cat

Lady Wifi: Chat Noir, 12pm, “plagg is just an ass”

Chat Noir: well ya now that I know its nothing to worry about

Chat Noir: only cat owners can understand the complex emotions felt toward cts

Chat Noir: cast

Chat Noir: cats

Ladybug: I dont I love tikki with all my heart

Chat Noir: u havent had her long enough

Chat Noir: shes not as purrfect as she seems

Ladybug sent a photo >> liarsheispurrfect.jpg

Chat Noir: U USESD THE PUN

Lady Wifi: omg

Ladybug: I regret my decision but she is perfect I will never hate her

Lady Wifi: is she wearing a little bow on her collar

Lady Wifi: with ladybugs on it

Ladybug: yes!!!!!

Ladybug: I love making her bows

Ladybug: she likes them too

Ladybug: she brings me the one she wants to wear every day from a little container I have in my room

Ladybug: I s wear shes the most precious cat in the world

Chat Noir: that is cute omg why cant plagg be that cute

Lady Wifi: I want a cat

Ladybug: get one ill make them bows

Chat Noir: make plagg a bow

Ladybug: would he wear it or tear it off

Chat Noir: nevermind dont make plagg a bow

[2:46pm]

Bubbler: yo what up i just woke up

Bubbler: oh no im glas plagg is going to be okay bro

Lady Wifi: u just woke up

Lady Wifi: its almost 3

Lady Wifi: u werent even on tumblr last night??? Also wehre have u been u were absent like the past 2 days

Bubbler: i got the new ff game sorry I lost trak of time

Lady Wifi: lost track of time,,,,, for 48 hours

Bubbler: yes

Chat Noir: FFXV???

Bubbler: HELL YEAH

Ladybug: ffxv? whats that

Lady Wifi: dont get him started I had to hear about it since it was announced

Bubbler: final fantasy xv

Bubbler: ITS THE BEST

Bubbler: ITS SO PRETTY AND THE GAMEPLAY IS SO GOOD

Chat Noir: let me play it

Bubbler: sure dude come on over whenever

Chat Noir: yo really

Bubbler: ya

Bubbler: pm mr ill give u address

Chat Noir: holy shit

Lady Wifi: “my schedules been busy” “ive been too busy to look after plagg”

Chat Noir: I cleared my schedule today to take plagg to vet

Chat Noir: now that I know hes fine(ish) I have nothing to do

Lady Wifi: fine(ish)

Chat Noir: he’ll survive he needs rest

Lady Wifi: incredible

Lady Wifi: can I come too and make fun of u nerds

Bubbler: yes I promise ill convery u into an ffxv lover

Lady Wifi: ive never played an ff game before

Bubbler: u dont have to in order to love this game

Lady Wifi: okay im leaving now

Bubbler: im not getting dressed for either of u

Bubbler: pjs 4 life

Lady Wifi: as loing as youre wearing something idc

[7:29pm]

Ladybug >> Lady Wifi

Ladybug: how’s your game night

Lady Wifi: SWEETIE

Lady Wifi: do you have any idea

Lady Wifi: how good looking the guy u flirt is

Ladybug: I don’t flirt with anyone!!!

Lady Wifi: yes okay but how about this

Lady Wifi: chat noir is hot

Lady Wifi: also im still laughing we already knew each other like that pure shock that someone u mett recently is one of ur closest friends is something ill never forget

Ladybug: I asked about the game not this. Also you already knew each other????? Incredible, what are the chances

Lady Wifi: if u wanted to know about the game why did u whisper ;))) im onto u

Lady Wifi: but okay ill talk about the game

Lady Wifi: I cant figure out whats prettier, the games scenery or the boys playing it

Ladybug: ofc

Ladybug: wait

Ladybug: boys plural

Ladybug: boyS as in plural!?!?!

Ladybug: wifi answer me

Lady Wifi: I gtg

Ladybug: omg

Lady Wifi: imm allowed to call people good looking if I feel like it besides why do you choose to comment on me calling both of them pretty but not me calling noir pretty

Ladybug: bc

Lady Wifi: bc why

Ladybug: ;)

Ladybug: have fun watching the game

Ladybug: if that is what youre watching

Lady Wifi: I didnt expect this from you

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[2:00am]

Bubbler: is there a new virus going around tumblr

Lady Wifi: probably

Chat Noir: when is there not a virus on tumblr

Lady Wifi: just dont click any links that u get

Bubbler: okay thats what I thought

[8:42am]

Chat Noir: LB

Chat Noir: LB

Chat Noir: Ladybug

Chat Noir: Bugaboo

Chat Noir: you always wake up at godforsaken hours in the morning ik you have to be awake

Ladybug: yes?

Ladybug: I do not this is a normal time to wake up, you three are just heathens

Lady Wifi: aLL MY FEIFNS ARE HEATHENS TAKE IT SLOOOOW

Lady Wifi: WAIT FOR THEM TO ASK YOU WHO YOU KNOW

Bubbler: “FEIFNS”

Lady Wifi: I messed up and was typing too fast to go back and fix it

Ladybug: that song is so weird

Chat Noir: why are you guys awake I only expected LB

Lady Wifi: sorry we’re cockblocking

Lady Wifi: I didn’t sleep last night I was distracted

Bubbler: me neither im doing post-game quests in ffxv

Lady Wifi: will that game ever end

Bubbler: no

Ladybug: what did you want me for chaton

Chat Noir: og yeah

Chat Noir: look at this

Chat Noir sent a picture >> ladybug.jpg

Ladybug: AH

Ladybug: THAT’S CUTE

Lady Wifi: the picture isn’t loading I need to know what is it

Ladybug: ITS PLAGG BUT A LADYBUG IS ON HIS HEAD AND HES TRYING TO LOOK UP AT IT

Lady Wifi: WHAT REALLY

Lady Wifi: I NEED THIS PICTURE TO LOAD I NEED TO SEE

Chat Noir: I knew this would be appreciated

Ladybug: IM CRYING THAT’S SO CUTE

Bubbler: cat

Lady Wifi: why are you ‘ladybug’ anyway

Ladybug: ladybugs are so good and pure and a sign of good luck and the red/black pattern is so aesthetically pleasing

Lady Wifi: ur so cute getting excited over ladybugs

Ladybug: oh shh

Chat Noir: wait then are your favorite colors red/black

Ladybug: why do you ask

Chat Noir: curious

Ladybug: no I stand by pink/white/pastels with a passion

Lady Wifi: with a passion

Ladybug: im studying to be a fashion designer ofc its with a passion

Chat Noir: that’s cute

Ladybug: whats yours

Chat Noir: idk black I guess

Chat Noir: yknow… chat noir

Chat Noir: wait what color are your eyes

Ladybug: blue?

Chat Noir: then that’s my favorite color

Lady Wifi: WOW

Lady Wifi: WOW

Lady Wifi: WEE WOO WEE WOO FLIRT PATROL GET THAT OUT OF HERE

Ladybug: tbh that was smooth, best one yet

Chat Noir: im always pawsitively purrfect when it comes to flirting, my lady!

Ladybug: that was (cl)awful you ruined it

Chat Noir: CLAWFUL

Lady Wifi: CLAWFUL

Bubbler: u 2just get a room already

[5:09pm]

Chat Noir: im sorry im still not over clawful

Lady Wifi: me neither tbh

Chat Noir: it was purr-celess

Lady Wifi: yeah see that’s not as good

Chat Noir: are you kitten me

Lady Wifi: no

Ladybug: leave me a l o n e it seemed like a good idea at the time to continue with a cat pun

Chapter Text

[9:31am]

Chat Noir: what are you gusy doing today

Chat Noir: *guys

Lady Wifi: depends why u ask

Bubbler: u know my schedule

Chat Noir: what video games are one schedule today

Bubbler: havent decided yet, prob ffxv

Chat Noir: what if thers a movie I offer to buy tickets so we can see together

Lady Wifi: if thats the case my schedule is free

Bubbler: me too im down

Lady Wifi: what movie

Chat Noir: a dogs purpose

Lady Wifi: DOGOGGOGOGO

Lady Wifi: I AM IN LETS GOOOOOO

Bubbler: wasnt there a call to protest that

Chat Noir: dont believe that

Lady Wifi: have u heard of the american show TMZ? they edited a video to show only things that could look bad. In reality the dogs were well cared for and safe. theres no way im protesting this movie in fact im going to see it 20 times to make up for all the people protesting it

Chat Noir: a true hero

Bubbler: oh well then HELL YEAH

Lady Wifi: whos bringing tissues

Bubbler: pssst I wont cry

Chat Noir: dude

Chat Noir: you’ll cry

Bubbler: nuh uh!

Chat Noir: I bet within the first 30 minutes

Lady Wifi: no, it’ll be the first 10

Chat Noir: are we betting on tis

Lady Wifi: yes

Lady Wifi: loser buys the winner ice cream after

Chat Noir: youre on

Chat Noir: LB u in?

Lady Wifi: maybe she slept in for once in her life

Chat Noir: we wont be going until later anyway so when she wakes up

From Adrien

Hey Mari! Want to catch a movie later? I invited Alya too and another friend that turned out to be mutual to me and Alya too.

To Adrien

Sorry for the late reply, is there still time to say yes? Which movie?

From Adrien

We’re going to see A Dogs Purpose, have you heard of it?

To Adrien

No I haven’t, but since its about dogs then I love it already. What time?

From Adrien

Hows 3 sound?

To Adrien

Okay!

From Adrien

I’m buying tickets by the way, so don’t worry about that :)

[10:53am]

Ladybug: sorry guys, I actually have plans to see that movie with friends

Chat Noir: :(

Lady Wifi: group date!!!

Ladybug: I would but you all would scare them away

Ladybug: also my crush is going so im sorry I have to

Lady Wifi: oooo go get em

[10:55am]

Chat Noir >> Lady Wifi

Chat Noir: LB has a crush?

Lady Wifi: jealous

Chat Noir: no

Chat Noir: yes

Chat Noir: a little

Lady Wifi: maybe one day kiddo

Lady Wifi: actually I know someone with a crush on you so don’t feel so down

Chat Noir: a lot of people have crushes on me

Chat Noir: im not unaware of that fact

Chat Noir: im one of the most popular models in this area

Lady Wifi: okay true but she has a real crush not a fangirl crush

Chat Noir: wow I didnt know that was possible

Chat Noir: any chance you would tell me who it is ;)

Lady Wifi: and betray her? No

Chat Noir: worth a shot

[1:07pm]

Chat Noir >> Miraculous Squad

Chat Noir: reserved the tickets! 3:10pm

Chat Noir: ill text u guys details on where we’re meeting

Bubbler: nice

Lady Wifi: oki doki

Marinette turned the last corner to reach the square that she was told to meet Adrien, Alya, and the boy they had invited. She purposefully looked only at her phone and her feet as she moved forward, only glancing up to make sure she wasn’t about to bump into anyone. While she was excited to be invited and glad that she had Alya with her as comfort, her stomach still felt like it would jump out of her body and fly away with all the butterflies in it.

She noticed Alya and the boy that she made buy macarons for her. They were standing off to the side, chatting. She searched her memory, trying to remember his name. Alya saw her first, and waved cheerfully.

“Hey girl! Glad to see you again!” Alya pulled her into a hug, which Marinette happily returned.

“I am too! I mean, see you, not me. I see me every day. This is weird, I’m sorry.” She turned to the boy. “Nice to see you again, too… uh… dude” The boy’s expression changed from a smiling to a confused look, and Marinette knew she had messed up.

“Did you forget his name?” Alya asked, stifling a laugh.

“No, I just,” She tried to think of an excuse. She couldn’t. “I remember faces better than names, I’m sorry.”

“It’s all cool, it’s Nino. Don’t forget it this time!” Nino’s smile was back.

“If it makes you feel better, up until today he only remembered you as ‘cute bakery girl’. I had to remind him of your name.” Alya said, causing Nino to blush immediately.

“Hey!”

“I told you I’d use that against you.”

The three of them continued talking for a minute or two, about nothing special. Right as Alya was about to text Adrien to see where he was, the person in question showed up right behind Marinette, startling her.

“Sorry for taking so long,” Adrien said, then paused, looking at his watch. “Wait, am I late?”

“A little bit.” Nino said

“Nope.” Alya said, at the same time. Marinette looked at her phone clock. He was on time, if not a couple minutes early. Alya smiled mischievously. “I told Nino the wrong time so we would get her ON time. Smart, right?”

Nino made a sound of disapproval and began to complain about the lack of trust she had in him. Adrien regarded Marinette, who had been slowly inching away and was slightly apart from the group.

“Hey Marinette, you okay?” He asked. Marinette nodded her head, since that seemed safer than trying to say something. He dug in his pocket and pulled out the tickets for the movie. “Here, your ticket.”

She took the ticket from him, careful not to actually touch his hand while doing so. “Thank you. For paying. And inviting me.”

Adrien’s smile changed, it was wider and looked more genuine. To Marinette, when he smiled like that he no longer seemed like a famous model, but like a teenage boy happy to hang out with his friends. She decided she liked that smile. “No problem, and it should be me thanking you for coming!”

He passed out the other two tickets and they made their way to the theater. Once inside, Marinette glanced around at the crowds of people. In the back of her mind, she regretted not agreeing to the “group date” that Lady Wifi had suggested, since everyone from that group chat was apparently here at the same time as her. But thoughts of finally meeting them, along with dealing with her crush and Alya and Nino and everything that came with that made her hold strong to her decision. She couldn’t help, however, looking from person to person, curious to see if there were any three-person groups that could be them. What if I’m sitting right next to them in the theater, and we don’t even know it?

She vaguely registered Alya call out to her, asking if she brought tissues. She shook her head. “Sit next to me then. I brought an entire box,” She pulled out the tissue box from her bag. “For me and Nino. Model boy here claims he won’t need them.” She nudged Adrien’s arm.

“You underestimate my ability to control my emotions. I am a model, as you pointed out.” Adrien replied. Alya shrugged.

“Why do you believe him when he says that he won’t cry?” Nino asked.

“He’s much more believable than you.”

Marinette laughed along with them, and they ended up sitting in the worst (best) possible way in the theater. Adrien was on one end, then Marinette, Alya, and Nino. Marinette’s heart was racing, and she couldn’t help but wonder if Alya did this set-up on purpose. One glance at Alya’s smug face told her that her suspicions were correct. Her arm brushed Adrien’s as he stood up, causing her to panic.

“I’ll be right back,” he said. “Text me if I’m not back by the time previews are over.”

He left, and Marinette resisted the urge to yell at Alya to switch seats with her for Nino’s, and everyone else in the theater’s, sake.

Adrien returned with popcorn right as the movie was starting, and stated that only people who don’t cry get to share with him. Alya groaned and grabbed a handful quickly. “I’ll be crying in the first scene, im taking as much as I can now.”

She was right. Within the first minute, she was crying over the dogs and how cute they were.

For the entirety of the movie, Adrien and Marinette were the two who could share the popcorn. And if it had lasted until the very end, Adrien would have been the only one able to eat from it. Marinette lasted until the very end, then hid her face behind Alya’s shoulder at the last few scenes, so that neither of the boys saw her sobbing. Although, Nino was grossly sobbing throughout most of the movie, so she really didn’t have to worry about that.

They got ice cream afterwards to heal their broken hearts. Adrien didn’t let any of them pay for their own, even Nino who decided that he needed and extra-large size.

They sat around and talked for half an hour after that. Marinette mostly listened and laughed along with them, but she managed to say some coherent sentences. When they parted ways, Adrien gave her a side hug that made her blush more than she should have, and made them all promise to hang out again.

[7:08pm]

Lady Wifi: Ladybug, in case you were curious I won the bet

Bubbler: I DIDN’T REALISE HOW SAD THE MOVIE ACTUALLYWAS

Lady Wifi: I TRIED TO WARN YOU

Chat Noir: it was kinda funny how much he cried after saying continuously that he wouldn’t

Bubbler: bruh

Bubbler: i couldn’thelp it

Bubbler: i want a dog

Lady Wifi: GET ONE

Bubbler: nah id be a bad dog owner. i cant even take care of myself

Ladybug: that movie was sad, wasn’t it?

Lady Wifi: how was your date with with your boyfrieeeeend

Ladybug: not bf and it wasn’t a date it was a with a group

Ladybug: and good! Really fun, actually!

Ladybug: that ending was so good it broke me

Lady Wifi: yo same

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[5:23am]

Bubbler: someone stop me

Lady Wifi: stop.

Chat Noir: from what?

: i got the new zelda game

Chat Noir: LIT

Lady Wifi: he hasn’t stopped snapchatting me pictures of the shark prince

Bubbler: listen,,, id die for him

Lady Wifi: same tbh

Chat Noir: Ive heard only good things about that game should I get it?

Bubbler: r u really busy

Chat Noir: uh moderately?

Bubbler: d o n t

Bubbler: it will consume ur life

Lady Wifi: wait do u have the switch or wiiU

Bubbler: ha i don’t have the money for a Nintendo switch AND a new game

Bubbler: thank god I had a wiiU already

Lady Wifi: n e r d im coming over later and ur letting me play

Bubbler: that means I have to take a break tho

Lady Wifi: have u left the tv screen in the past 24 hours

Bubbler: like… once or twice…

Lady Wifi: ur taking a break

Bubbler: fine mom

Chat Noir: that’s it im getting the game

Bubbler: rip

[7:59am]

Ladybug: did you guys just not sleep or wake up at 5am

Chat Noir: woke up

Lady Wifi: u don’t want an answer to that from me or bubbles

Ladybug: good kitty, but you two need to stop

Ladybug: Sleep is important!!! Your body needs it and deprivation is horrible!

Lady Wifi: we know

Lady Wifi: I hope u never find out what our diets are

Lady Wifi: im p sure my body has given up on me

Bubbler: ya

Ladybug: pls

Lady Wifi: we’re too far gone

Lady Wifi: u eat sweets religiously don’t you

Lady Wifi: u cant lecture us

Ladybug: I still eat healthy

Ladybug: there’s a difference between having a sweet tooth and being unhealthy

Bubbler: sh its fine

Bubbler: livin the ##gamer lifestyle

Lady Wifi: if we meet up I’ll let you make me eat healthy ;))

Ladybug: I’m actually busy for the next few days but it’s a tempting offer

Lady Wifi: AHA

Lady Wifi: YOU ADMITTED THAT U ARENT ACTUALLY BUSY WHEN U DECLINE HANG OUTS

Ladybug: …

Ladybug: okay you got me im just really embarrassed and shy and kind of scared

Lady Wifi: oh

Lady Wifi: im sorry its okay take ur time

Ladybug: <3

Lady Wifi: <3

[8:07pm]

Bubbler: <3

Chat Noir: <3

Lady Wifi: the circle of hearts is complete

Chat Noir: I got the game

Bubbler: yee

Chat Noir: it really is cool

Ladybug: oh no

Ladybug: another one transitioning to the unhealthy lifestyle

Chat Noir: no its okay bugaboo I know how to limit myself

Ladybug: good

Bubbler: thats what they all say

Bubbler: just u wait

Chat Noir: no I swear I can’t let this game ruin me I have work to do

[9:34pm]

Lady Wifi >> Chat Noir

Lady Wifi: give me ur address

Chat Noir: uhh??

Lady Wifi: oh come on u know by now im not some online predator

Chat Noir: still im concerned?

Lady Wifi: pls

Chat Noir: eh I don’t actually care here u go ((address))

Lady Wifi: cool

Chat Noir: please don’t randomly show up at my house though. I think my dad would kill me if that happens

Lady Wifi: nah its fine

[10:14pm]

Lady Wifi: I didn’t think this through

Bubbler: wha

Chat Noir: ??

Lady Wifi: I impulse bought us all socks bc it was perfect

Lady Wifi sent a picture >>> socks.jpg

Lady Wifi: the “kool dude” ones are bubbles, the really ugly cat ones with the neon green design re noirs, the “don’t talk to me irl” ones are mine, and the red and black spotted ones are ladybugs

Lady Wifi: but I have no way of giving ladybug hers :(

Chat Noir: oh that’s why u asked my address

Lady WifI: ye

Bubbler: kool dude

Bubbler: that’s me

Ladybug: omg those are all cute!!

Ladybug: im sorry!!!

Lady Wifi: no its cool  just know theres a pair for u too and I didn’t leave u out of our group chat sock club

Chat Noir: s o c k  c l u b

Bubbler: sock club: we meet once a year and give each other socks

Bubbler: best socks win

Chat Noir: what do u win

Lady Wifi: more socks

Chat Noir: nice

Ladybug >> Lady Wifi

Ladybug: what are you doing Wednesday

Lady Wifi: nothing

Lady Wifi: WAIT REALYL

Ladybug: yeah

Ladybug: im free in the afternoon lets meet up

Ladybug: don’t tell the other two yet though. I’d feel bad not including them but also I don’t think I can handle it all at once, you know?

Lady Wifi: yeah its cool!

Lady Wifi: can I come see ur cat

Lady Wifi: I need to meet Tikki I love her

Ladybug: haha sure

Lady Wifi: omgg im so excited

[12:09am]

Lady Wifi: I should have bought Tikki and Plagg socks too

Chat Noir: go to bed

Chapter Text

[10:36pm]

Chat Noir: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpjgl2baLs

Bubbler: but im le tired

Chat Noir: well… have a nap

Lady Wifi: hookay

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[11:47am]

Lady Wifi >> Ladybug

Lady Wifi: so we doin this?

Ladybug: yeah!

Ladybug: hmm wanna meet at a coffee shop? That new one that opened

Lady Wifi: oo yeha I know where youre talking about, ive been there and its great!  What time?

Ladybug: uhh 1:30?

Lady Wifi: coolio

Marinette procrastinated leaving. She wanted to meet her friends, all of them, but could never bring herself to take that step. After all, she knew how she acted around her crush, so she worried she would act the same around them. Ladybug was confident and friendly and always there for support, but Marinette was more likely to crawl into her bed, cover herself with a blanket, and block out the world.

But she knew this was something she wanted. She had to do this. Plus she was getting socks out of this. There was no downside.

At least, that’s what she told herself as she was standing in front of the coffee shop that she was supposed to meet Lady Wifi in. According to her watch, she had around 10 minutes before the predetermined meeting time. Despite procrastinating all she could, she couldn’t actually bring herself to be late. So instead, she just stood there, staring at the door until two people behind her asked to get past. She let them through then walked in herself, taking an overly large breath while doing so.

“Mari!” She heard a shout to her side. She panicked, but then realised that it couldn’t be Lady Wifi, since she never told her name to any of them. No, the person who had called out to her was Alya, who was sitting at one of the window tables with a drink in front of her, holding her phone with one hand and waving with the other. Marinette smiled and walked over, which made Alya stand up to hug her.

“Hey Alya, what a coincidence that we run into each other,” she said, attempting to keep her voice calm but not knowing if she was succeeding.

“Yeah! I’m meeting someone here but I arrived kind of early. Oops I guess,” She laughed. “I was just looking for something to entertain me while I waited, care to sit?”

Marinette nodded and sat down across from Alya. “I’m meeting someone too, believe it or not. Although I don’t think she’s here yet.”

“Well, we can keep each other company. What’s new?”

“Nothing much, I’ve been busy.”

“I hate being busy, I always end up forgetting that I’m busy and I start doing exactly what I shouldn’t be doing.” Alya smirked. “Like meeting a friend at a coffee shop when I should be working on a homework assignment for school.”

“Alya!”

“What? It’s fine. My best work happens five minutes before it’s due. Want a drink? I’ll buy, for once.”

“No, No you don’t have to pay for me!” She answered quickly, but then took one look at Alya’s pouting face. “Actually, okay. I’d love a drink.”

“Yay!” Alya pulled her bag into her lap and rummaged in it for a second. “Hmm, what did I do with my wallet?” She dug deep into the bag, before giving up and starting to take the items on the top out and putting them on the table.

“You bought your drink, right? It can’t be buried deep in that bag of yours.” Marinette commented. Alya just laughed.

“You underestimate my ability to lose things.” The pile of stuff on the table grew, mostly being crumped up papers that looked like receipts. But then, Alya dropped a pair of socks on the table. Not just any pair of socks, but red socks with black spots, much like the pattern of a ladybug. Marinette froze in place.

“Aha! I put it in my pocket!” Alya announced. “Looks like I made this mess for nothing. Mari?”

Marinette had stood up halfway through her sentence, making her seat scrape harshly on the floor as it pushed away from her. She recognized those socks from the picture Lady Wifi had sent. Lady Wifi had bought her a pair of socks that Alya had… Alya was here meeting someone around the same time she was…

Marinette felt like she could scream.

Alya was looking at her with strange, concerned eyes. Marinette quickly stuttered out an excuse to leave. “I, um, just remembered that I’m at the wrong meeting place! Haha! I have to go!”

She didn’t wait for a response, and ran out of the coffee shop and didn’t stop running until she had turned the corner and was out of sight from any of the windows. There, she leaned against the wall and put her hand over her heart. Her heartbeat was faster than ever. She didn’t expect to find Lady Wifi to be someone she knew. She had expected some girl she had never met before, after all, Paris is a big place.

But no, she tried to come to terms with the fact that the girl she met on the train, who helped her and supported her for no reason other than to be nice, was Lady Wifi. It made sense, when she thought about it. She wondered how she could ever think there wasn’t something curious about how they all went to see A Dog’s Purpose at the same time, same place, with the same number of people.

 Her mind stopped.

She not only knew Lady Wifi, she knew the other two as well. If Alya was Lady Wifi, then Adrien and Nino would have to be Chat Noir and Bubbler. After a moment of thought, she realised all the signs that she had missed that they were the same person. How Alya had met Adrien before Marinette had dragged her along for an ice cream date, just after Lady Wifi had met Chat Noir.

God, I’ve been so stupid, Marinette thought. She looked at her watch, and it read 1:32pm. She still had time to walk back to Alya, explain everything and laugh over the major coincidence.

But she couldn’t. She just pushed herself off the wall, turned her phone off, and started walking home.

[1:51pm]

Lady Wifi >> Ladybug

Lady Wifi: ?

[2:03pm]

Lady Wifi >> Ladybug

Lady Wifi: everything okay?

Lady Wifi: im getting worried

Lady Wifi: its okay if you decided not to come

Lady Wifi: ladybug?

[2:34pm]

Lady Wifi >> Miraculous Squad

Lady Wifi: yall have u heard from LB today

Chat Noir: no?

Lady Wifi: shes not answering my pms

Lady Wifi: like,,, we were supposed to do a thing an hour ago

Lady Wifi: and I talked to her this morning and nothing seemed wrong?

Chat Noir: Maybe something just came up and she isn’t able to respond?

Lady Wifi: …yeah maybe

[2:56pm]

Lady Wifi >> Ladybug

Lady Wifi: pls respond at least im really worried

Lady Wifi: im not mad that we didn’t get to hang out

Ladybug: im sory

Ladybug: *sorry

Lady Wifi: are you okay???

Ladybug: yes

Ladybug: no

Ladybug: I don’t know

Ladybug: im really sorry about today but I just… need a moment

Lady Wifi: its okay! today wasn’t all that bad honestly I got to see one of my cute friends by coincidence so that was cool!

Ladybug: …yeah

[3:09pm]

Lady Wifi >> Miraculous Squad

Chat Noir: did LB ever answer?

Lady Wifi: yes!

Ladybug: yeah I’m fine, sorry for worrying anyone

Chat Noir: No need to apologise! Just wanted to make sure everything was good!

[8:00pm]

Bubbler: wha did I miss

Lady Wifi: nothing go back to bed

Bubbler: howd u know i just woke up

Lady Wifi: Id expect it from u

Chat Noir: we all expect it from you

Bubbler: ……yeah tru

Bubbler: I just read the convos I missed im glad everything is okay

Chapter Text

[6:47am]

Ladybug >> Lady Wifi

Ladybug: Okay.

Ladybug: I’ve calmed down

Ladybug: and I know you’re probably asleep so I’m going to type this now because it’s embarrassing

Ladybug: I did go to the coffee shop yesterday, I didn’t just freak out and skip, and nothing came up that made me miss it

Ladybug: I went and I was excited to finally meet you, but then I saw you and I knew it was you because I saw the socks

Ladybug: I

Ladybug: We know each other

Ladybug: and I think I know Kitty and Bubbler irl already too

Ladybug: and that scared me

Ladybug: I ran and I’m sorry

[9:01am]

Lady Wifi >> Miraculous Squad

Lady Wifi: what

Lady Wifi: omg

Ladybug: you’re in the worong chat

Lady Wifi: shi

Chat Noir: whats she freaking out about

Ladybug: nothing kitty

Chat Noir: ??

Lady Wifi >> Ladybug

Lady Wifi: WHA

Ladybug: lol

Lady Wifi: bro come on I really want to give u a hug right now

Ladybug: Alya, right?

Lady Wifi: omggggg

Lady Wifi: who r u I NEED to know now

Ladybug: honestly

Ladybug: Im tempted to not tell any of you just to mess with you

Lady Wifi: pls

Ladybug: BUT I'm not a mean person and I've come to accept that

Ladybug: also I decided that it would be a lot funnier if we mess with the boys together

Lady Wifi: hell yea partners in crime

Lady Wifi: so????

To Alya

Hi

From Alya

Hey girl!

To Alya

“hell yea partners in crime”

From Alya

????

To Alya

“so????”

From Alya

Wait what

Wait

hOLY SHJITR REALLY

To Alya

Haha yeah

From Alya

You… we…. MARI

Ladybug: hi

Lady Wifi: KIDDO

Lady Wifi: IM SCREMING

Ladybug: kitty is adrien and bubbles is nino

Lady Wifi: bingo

Lady Wifi: omg we went to the movie date together after all

Ladybug: funny how that worked out

Lady Wifi: wait

Lady Wifi: you have a cruhs on Adrien

Lady Wifi: YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON CHAT NOIR

Ladybug: I

Ladybug: uh

Ladybug: wait

Ladybug: thats

Lady Wifi: MY SHIP IS SAILING

Ladybug: lets not say that yet I cant even talk to him irl

Lady Wifi: okay but

Lady Wifi: just

Lady Wifi: wow

Lady Wifi: I need to hug u rn

Ladybug: you know where to find me

Lady Wifi: the bakery?

Ladybug: yeah

Lady Wifi: omw

[12:37pm]

Lady Wifi >> Miraculous Squad

Lady Wifi sent a picture >> catinlap.jpg

Lady Wifi: guys look ive been chosen she curled up in my lap

Ladybug: its not all that impressive she’s a very friendly cat

Bubbler: cat!

Bubbler: wait whos cat

Chat Noir: is that Tikki?

Lady Wifi: …

Ladybug: um

Bubbler: you two met??? finally????

Lady Wifi: yyyyyes

Lady Wifi: honestly im like so in love rn my friend is beautiful and her cat is nice

Lady Wifi: her parents are so sweet too

Lady Wifi: can i just move in here

Ladybug: You found out what I look like. We didn’t get married

Ladybug: You’re also not stealing my cat so don’t even try

Lady Wifi: :/

Chat Noir: :/

Bubbler: :/

Ladybug: Don’t you all gang up on me now. I’ll protect Tikki with my life.

Chat Noir: so would I if I ever met herrrrr

Bubbler: same

Ladybug: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ladybug: Alya took my phone and did that

Lady Wifi: what! I would never!

Lady Wifi: call out post: LB screenshots our conversations sometimes

Ladybug: I let you pet my cat and this is what I get

Ladybug: When did you have time to go through my pictures

Lady Wifi: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ladybug: anyway I value our friendship sorry I guess

Bubbler: aw

Lady Wifi: <3

Chat Noir: that’s so pawsitively sweet

Ladybug: ruined the moment

Lady Wifi: okay that must have been on purpose you haven’t cat punned in a while and you picked that moment to? you knew what you were doing

Chat Noir: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[8:43am]

Ladybug >> Lady Wifi

Ladybug: help

Lady Wifi: oh no

Ladybug: I think it finally sunk in that Adrien is Chat Noir

Lady Wifi: really?

Lady Wifi: all my teasing yesterday didn’t do it for you?

Lady Wifi: not even when I sang about you two sitting in a tree

Lady Wifi: whats that songs name

Lady Wifi: is there a name to it or is it just something that someone made up one day and we roll with it

Ladybug: Alya

Lady Wifi: one sec I can’t help until I figure this out

Ladybug: …

Lady Wifi: i return with information

Lady Wifi: its just called the kissing song

Lady Wifi: why do childrens playground rhymes enforce the idea that kids have to get married one day if theyre even just friends

Ladybug: Alya please

Lady Wifi: im messing with you

Lady Wifi: what’s wrong

Ladybug: I couldn’t sleep last night

Lady Wifi: wow it must be bad if you didnt get a full nights rest

Ladybug: I was scrolling through conversations

Ladybug: I might have screenshotted some more things

Lady Wifi: you

Lady Wifi: are hopeless

Ladybug: help

Lady Wifi: meet up with the boys, you already know he likes you as a friend

Lady Wifi: so if he knows youre also the person he likes

Lady Wifi: itll all work out in the end

Ladybug: hhhhhhhhh but what if it doesn't

Lady Wifi: weren’t you the one that wanted to tell me who you were just so we could mess with the boys

Ladybug: No

Ladybug: Of course not

Ladybug: that’s mean and cruel and those boys do not deserve it

Lady Wifi: [9:06am] Ladybug: I decided that it would be a lot funnier if we mess with the boys together

Ladybug: …

Ladybug: Okay yes but now I know my crush is one of those boys

Lady Wifi: okay how about this

Lady Wifi: flirt with him back

Ladybug: What

Lady Wifi: he’s always dropping pick up lines toward you, complimenting you, all that

Lady Wifi: next time he does just join him

Lady Wifi: have a flirt-off

Lady Wifi: battle of the flirts

Ladybug: I don’t think I can do that

Lady Wifi: youve teased him before in a way that was borderline flirting

Lady Wifi: its not much farther off from that

Ladybug: have I?

Lady Wifi: yes

Ladybug: he’s put up with me a lot hasnt he

Lady Wifi: yes.

[9:54am]

Bubbler >> Chat Noir

Bubbler: plz tell me im not the only one who thiks that the girls r out to get us

Chat Noir: what do you mean

Bubbler: it’s a l y a

Chat Noir: so?

Chat Noir: well

Chat Noir: oaky I see your point

Bubbler: hehe oaky

Bubbler: ok but how can we be prepared

Chat Noir: what could they even do to us

Bubbler: they have a secret weapon!

Bubbler: LB!

Chat Noir: LB is a secret weapon

Bubbler: we dont know her, but she knows us

Bubbler: the possibilities are endless

Chat Noir: idk man

Bubbler: one sec

[10:03am]

Bubbler >> Miraculous Squad

Bubbler: ok I need to know now that u 2 know each other are you going to try and mes wit us somehow

Lady Wifi: us?

Lady Wifi: nooooooo

Lady Wifi: never!

Bubbler: tthat… was so much sarcasm

Ladybug: Alya wheres that emoji you used

Lady Wifi: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ladybug: yeah that one

Ladybug: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Chat Noir: LB not you too!

Ladybug: Sorry, we don’t plan on sparing the pretty

Chat Noir: youve got to be kitten me

Ladybug: No hard felines

Chat Noir: I

Ladybug: Cat got your tongue?

Chat Noir: your sudden usage of puns is freaking meowt

Ladybug: Maybe you’re just hot under the collar over me stealing your puns

Chat Noir: it is purrticularly strange

Bubbler: i hate this already

Lady Wifi: dont be such a scaredy cat

[10:23am]

Ladybug >> Lady Wifi

Ladybug: what are we doing they think we have some plan against them

Lady Wifi: we do

Ladybug: ?????

Lady Wifi: trust me

Lady Wifi: good job with the cat puns btw

Lady Wifi: I think, to him at least, that counts as flirting

Lady Wifi: the 'hot under the collar' one was p good

Ladybug: How does he do it so quickly in any situation

Lady Wifi: the world may never know

Ladybug: I don’t think the world wants to know

Ladybug: Wait why do you like that one the most

Ladybug: 'hot under the collar' means angry or like annoyed right

Ladybug: Alya????

Lady Wifi: to some it does, sure

Ladybug: oh no what did I say

Chat Noir >> Bubbler

Chat Noir: I can’t believe you were right

Bubbler: what sold you

Chat Noir: LB

Bubbler: of course