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1. Say that to my face not online and see what happens by phewbs

   Fandoms: Welcome to Eltingville (Cartoon 2002), The Eltingville Club (Comics)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Bill Dickey/You
   • Bill Dickey
   • Reader
   • Dubious Consent
   • Crying During Sex
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Premature Ejaculation
   • Loss of Virginity
   • First Time
   • Bullying
   • Breeding Kink
   • epilogue bill
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Clothed Sex
   • Sex in Cosplay
   • Someone ~NEEDS~ to put this nerd in his place lmao
   • Submissive Male
   • Porn With Plot
   • Cock Warming
   • Intercrural Sex
   • Edging
   • Fighting
   • Degradation
   • But also soft praise
   • Soft deep throat
   • Hair-pulling
   • Illustrations
   • Nerd Fetish
   • Cover Art

   Summary

   After a discussion with someone so insufferable you could smell through the screen on Twitter, he sends you a DM asking to meet him in real life during a con you were about to attend anyway. You decided to indulge and find the most pathetic man alive, yet you want to push him and see how far he can go.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   9,500

   Chapters:

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   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   87

   Bookmarks:

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