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1. I really can't stay by shrubspeare

   Fandoms: Kirby (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Dec 2025

   Tags

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   • King Dedede/Meta Knight
   • Meta Knight
   • King Dedede
   • Anal Sex
   • Bratting
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Smut
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Teasing
   • Grinding
   • Inappropriate Use of Santa Costume
   • Biting
   • Blood Kink
   • Alcohol
   • meta is a silly goose when wine drunk and you cannot convince me otherwise
   • this is the dumbest smut ive ever written
   • enjoy
   • Human | Gijinka Kirby Character(s) (Kirby)

   Summary

   Dedede is trying to dress up so he can hand out presents for the kids. Meta is intent on distracting him.

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   Merry Christmas, you filthy animals! <3

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