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"Yippee! Today is Christmas! Woohoo!" Said Frostdawn very naturally. "Oh boy I can't wait to open my presents! I am so excited." She continued, tearing a box open with her teeth. This one was from Sunbeam and Nightheart. They had all gotten matching "BFFIEU" t-shirts! "what does the IEU stand for?" Frostdawn questioned, to no one in particular. I guess we'll never know. "Well, I'm glad my pookie wookie dookie bears slay bears pookie bears Sunbeam and Night heart got me such meaningful gifts!" She chirped, ripping open another box with her mits. It was from Mothwing! "Ah! My previous mentor got me a gift! How sweet :)" Inside, a book of 100 dad jokes. "Thanks Mothwing..." The note said, "Because your father and mother are dead. So There is no one to tell dad jokes! Love, Momwing." How nice of her to remind me of my orphaned state! Thought Frostdawn. The next gift was from her wife, Whistlebreeze! Which she tore open with her claws! "Man am I excited to see what my wifeypoo got me!" Frostdawn shouted so loud the neighbors could hear. "Sowwy warriors den..." She apologized. What Whistlebreeze got her was a cobweb. "What." Frostdawn stared blankly. The note said, "Remember when you almost got assassinated by ur crazy ex? And then I treated your wounds? Well, this reminded me of u <3" And she thought Mothwing's couldn't be topped! "I guess that's sweet?" maybe'd Frostdawn. The last one was from.... Splashtail........... "Can they even send gifts in cat-hell?" Frostdawn questioned for the second time. In this life, she can only question twice. So she's ran out now. "Oh crud what did he get me..." Frostdawn didn't question. Inside, there was nothing. But there was a note! It said, "My gift to you is not killing you~ Maybe I'll try some other day~" He wrote. It gave Frostdawn the ick. Into the trash it went. AKA Brambleclaw.
THE END!