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3:24pm
Uzui Tengen created the group chat "Hashiras on your block"!
Uzui Tengen changed his username to "DrippiestOfAll"!
DrippiestOfAll added 8 members!
DrippiestOfAll changed 8 usernames!
Heterochromia guy: Uzui what the hell is this
Ragequitter: Wtf did you do to my nsme
DrippiestOfAll: Wtf did u do to ur grammar✌️
Ragequitter: I'll murder you
DrippiestOfAll: Anyways WHERE is my flashy best buddy, he's like the only acceptable person here ong
Shortassinsect: He's out on a mission in Kyoto, Uzui. And I think we'd all appreciate it if you'd change these inappropriate names.
DrippiestOfAll: Actually no I won't
Emo: What is this
Emo: What happened to my name
Ragequitter: Tomioka sybau
Shortassinsect: My, I wasn't expecting you to talk with us, Tomioka.
Heterochromia guy: Tomioka crawl your ass back to whatever hole you came out of
MsMochi: Heyyy that's not nice! :(
Heterochromia guy: Apologies I guess
Nonchalant ahh: Iguro how are you down bad for two people at once
Heterochromia guy: and just where did you come from
DrippiestOfAll: HOL UP THERES ANOTHER ONE THAN KANROJI? Tokito spill the damn tea
Emo: Well damn
Heterochromia guy: Shut your mouth
Nonchalant ahh: Anyways I'm with Himejima right now so I'm gonna leave
1 member went offline!
DrippiestOfAll: He kept the tea to himself💔
MsMochi: Uhh well me and Kochou are gonna have some girl time so I'll be going!💕
Ragequitter: Yeah right
2 members went offline!
Heterochromia guy: I'm leaving
Ragequitter: Count me in
DrippiestOfAll: Of course you fagbags are gonna leave at the same time
3 members went offline!
Emo: What just happened
1 member went offline!
Sanemi's point of view.
Iguro Obanai
4:37pm
Hry
Hey*
Iguro
What
What are u doin
Nothing?
You text so properly lmao
Anyway, I was wondering if you wanted to spar
Since we both have zero shit to do
Alright
I wouldn't turn down that kind of offer from you
That sounds romantic as fuck
Shut the hell up dumbass