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    “I heard from our Information Technological Services department that you haven’t even attempted to complete your North Pole Net onboarding, which several members of the board of Elvian Partridges find horrifically…” 

    Frank let the annoying, high strung sound of the elf’s voice fade out, just like he did when a medical sales rep visited the emergency department. 

    Well, he wanted to say, perhaps you should’ve tried harder in your campaign and not approved to anoint the guy minutes post rehab as the ultimate harbinger of Christmases past, present, and future. Seems like a you problem.

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