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It was Christmas. Snowflakes were falling like rain. Everyone loves snow and Christmas!...except for JX1DX1. It hated Christmas (Loser).
Whenever snow sprinkled onto JX1DX1's body, it would shiver or, even worse, jump and cling to someone like a cat holding onto a tree branch for support. It was incredibly sensitive to the cold.
Aubree wasn't online today, so JX1 got the house all to itself. It laid on the couch, sighing while staring at the Christmas decorations like they were the enemy. With snowflakes still melting on its back, it curled into a ball to find warmth... but all it felt was uneasiness.
"WHOS.THERE." it growled, sitting up lazily while scanning the room. As expected: no one. It was probably just the cold making JX1 so aware of its surroundings... or was it? The virus gave up and settled back onto the couch, ready to shut its eyes. Today wasn't its lucky day, huh?
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"BRO.SHUT.UP.IM.TRYING.TO.SLEEP. ("!!")"
JX1 yelled, annoyed, until it realized someone was actually there. It quickly sat up, rubbing its eyes to clear the blurriness.
"Did you get a good night's sleep? Because it looks like you did... hehe." The person grinned, eyeing JX1.
"ITS—ITS.JUST.YOU."
"YOU.DIDNT.HAVE.TO.SCARE.ME.LIKE.THAT. ("Datagen")("!")"
"I didn't want to interrupt you. You were in a deep sleep right there."
"SHUT.IT."
Datagen rolled his eyes, still gazing at the tired JX1. He suddenly grabbed its chin, forcing it to look at him. JX1's crown tilted from the sudden movement. Its face shifted from "drooling like an idiot" to annoyed—but that didn't last long. Datagen gave it a little peck on the lips, causing JX1 to short-circuit.
"Merry Christmas, idiot." Datagen flicked JX1's nose. A black tint spread across its face. The virus pulled away from his grip, scooting to the far end of the couch. Its body was heating up from just a small kiss by an AI.
"I.HATE.YOU."
"Oh yeah?"
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They cuddled after that haha