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1. Blue with a chance of lap dances or falling from poles on asses and no in between by Merlioske

   Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor
   • June Claremont-Diaz/Nora Holleran
   • Alex Claremont-Diaz
   • Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor
   • June Claremont-Diaz (mentioned)
   • Nora Holleran
   • Percy "Pez" Okonjo
   • Zahra Bankston
   • non famous AU
   • Law Student Alex
   • stripper alex
   • Stripper Nora
   • Student June
   • Philanthropist Pez
   • Mafia Don Henry
   • Minor age difference
   • Henry speaks French ( a lot)
   • Alex speaks Spanish (not nearly enough)
   • Strangers to Lovers
   • off-screen violence
   • Off-screen murder (alleged)
   • career shift
   • Moving for Love
   • now for the fun ones
   • lap dance
   • Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • blowjob
   • alternative universe
   • AU
   • Serious Talk about Bluebonnets
   • Serious Talk about Silk for Bondage
   • HEA
   • Happily Ever After
   • Happy Ending
   • Merlioske-friendly

   Summary

   Alex just wanted a lucrative new patron - law school do be expensive enough to seriously consider selling a kidney... or two after all.
   Alex had not been prepared for eyes that blue. Or voice that...british. Or french. Or the fucking guns.
   Nora, unbeknownst to him, though? Had sO fucking called it.

   or

   Alex gets booked as a gift to help loosen up a friend of Nora's regular's.
   He kinda gets more than anyone could have possibly had expected, going in.
   Henry? Henry just gets himself an Alex.
   He's got no complaints about it.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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