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Part 1 of squad up
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the power of love always so strong
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2016-08-02
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2017-09-09
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Summary:

the real ladybug™ added flour power, Adrien Agreste, & drop the bass to this group
the real ladybug™ renamed this group “squad up”

they have a group chat

Notes:

sorry for the writing dry spell D: i promise that i’m working on tangled ribbons, i’m pretty close to finishing the chapter. thank you for being patient. but i needed to chill out last night and that somehow became....................this? originally i wasn't gonna post it here because i mean...it's just me fooling around? but i feel REALLY BAD about not posting ANYTHING so take the garbage i guess

ok but be honest, we’re all impressed that i didn’t do this like several months ago

it’s pretty obvious but:
the real ladybug™ = alya
flour power = marinette
drop the bass = nino
Adrien Agreste = hawk moth. no jk that is indeed just adrien (boring)

enjoy the weird

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: squad up

Chapter Text

20:57 

the real ladybug™ added flour power, Adrien Agreste, & drop the bass to this group

the real ladybug™ renamed this conversation to “squad up”

flour power: What

the real ladybug™: i cant believe i didnt think of this before

drop the bass: bruh
what up with this skpye shit
discord is where its AT

flour power: ^^^

the real ladybug™: tf is discord
and one google search later i find ur all bigger losers than i originally thought

drop the bass: dude discord is like 100000x better

the real ladybug™: shut ur face memelord

drop the bass: adriens the one you should be calling memelord tbh

Adrien Agreste: Honestly. I’m a little offended

the real ladybug™: shut up

drop the bass: discord
discord
diSCORD
DISCORD

the real ladybug™: I WILL KICK YOU

drop the bass: do it i dare you

the real ladybug™ removed drop the bass from this group

Adrien Agreste added drop the bass to this group

the real ladybug™: fuck u
i made the chat i say we stay here

drop the bass: the fuck kinda logic is that

the real ladybug™: GOOD LOGIC

Adrien Agreste: I’m gonna side with Alya here

the real ladybug™: HA

drop the bass: b r u h

Adrien Agreste: We’re already here. Besides, Skype won’t be that bad if it’s just the four of us

drop the bass: thats a lie and you know it

the real ladybug™: discord sounds like bullshit
fuck gamers

Adrien Agreste: Aren’t you trying to?

the real ladybug™: ………………………

drop the bass: oh shit

the real ladybug™: am i gonna have to wash ur mouth out with soap adrien agreste
is ur pure cinnamon roll act a lie
r u rlly a sinamon roll
bc istg

drop the bass: hey wasnt mar in this chat with us? where’d she go????

Adrien Agreste: I wouldn’t know

the real ladybug™: hmmmm
brb nerds


PM between the real ladybug™ and flour power

the real ladybug™: girl u good?

flour power: Yeah Im fine

the real ladybug™: k well u just sorta up and vanished on us
sure everythings good??

flour power: NO I CNAT TALK TO HIM

the real ladybug™: ohhhhh

flour power: YEAH OH
/muffled screaming

the real ladybug™: nah ull be fine

flour power: You are LYING!!!! Youre a LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the real ladybug™: mari srsly itll be fine
kids a loser like the rest of us

flour power: What if I just straight up die

the real ladybug™: ngl id be kinda impressed
but dont do that

flour power: D: D: D: D:


21:08 in squad up

the real ladybug™: i’m back w the love of my life

Adrien Agreste: Does that mean I get Nino?

the real ladybug™: u can have him

drop the bass: thats rude

the real ladybug™: sry mari and i r getting married
its gonna be a spring wedding

flour power: Who decided that?????

Adrien Agreste: Nino our wedding has to be better

drop the bass: well were probably already screwed on the cake

the real ladybug™: FUCK YEAH U R

drop the bass: first of all fuck you second of all adrien you better be paying for this

Adrien Agreste: FALL WEDDING

flour power: Al I assume Im making the dresses

the real ladybug™: hell yeaH!!!! ;*

drop the bass: bro?

Adrien Agreste: Do you want Gabriel originals or do you want me to see what strings I can pull?

flour power: You know Im seeing that we’ve got a distinct disadvantage here

the real ladybug™: shhh shhh
its cool
ill just sabotage their wedding

drop the bass: da fuck

Adrien Agreste: Yeah I call foul

the real ladybug™: i call it leveling the playing field

flour power: Im sure if you tried that on a teacher itd go over well

Adrien Agreste: True

the real ladybug™: wife!!!!!! how can u betray me like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flour power: Wait I thought we were still planning the wedding

drop the bass: bro i am not marrying someone with their full name as their skype name

the real ladybug™: ok but tbh
its not school marshmallow ur allowed to chill out and use bad grammar and spelling
u dont have 2 b a grandpa

drop the bass: dude texts like one

Adrien Agreste has changed their name to grandpa

grandpa: Happy?

drop the bass: wow

flour power: Better than when Alya made my contact name ‘girl’

the real ladybug™: bc ur the only girl for me babe

flour power: <3 <3 <3

drop the bass: o shit are we supposed to be this coupley

grandpa: I love you

the real ladybug™: wow pulling out the big guns

grandpa: I’m 100% sincere in saying that

drop the bass: wouldnt doubt it
love you too

flour power: I look away for two seconds

the real ladybug™: ye dont do that in group chats
its tru wuv

grandpa: Mawage

drop the bass: here we go

grandpa: Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday

the real ladybug™: well hes not wrong

flour power: Wtf is happening

grandpa: Mawage that bwessed awangment
That dweam wifin a dweam

the real ladybug™: /wipes tear/

grandpa: And wuv
Tru wuv

flour power: No really what the hell is happening

drop the bass: wait seriously????

the real ladybug™: SHHHHH

grandpa: Will fowow you foweva
So tweasure your wuv

the real ladybug™: skip to the end

grandpa: Have you the wing?

flour power: The wing????

drop the bass: have you never seen the princess bride???????

flour power: ……………

grandpa: No way

the real ladybug™: wow im an awful best friend

grandpa: I can quote almost the entire movie

drop the bass: thanks for your impressive demonstration dude

grandpa: Any time for the love of my life

drop the bass: aww bro

the real ladybug™: I CANT BELIEVE YOUVE NEEVR SEEEN THE PRINCESS BRIDE IM CMONIG OVER RIGHT NWO

grandpa: Wow that spelling

the real ladybug™: SHUT UP OLD FART THIS IS AN EMERGENCY

grandpa has changed their name to old fart