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Wemmbu groaned, head in hands, reconsidering all his life's choices that had led him to this moment. Why couldn't he just have escaped by himself? Why'd he decide to team up with the other prisoners?
"Where the fuck are Baablu and Fantst?" He decided to ask instead of continuing to regret everything he'd done since setting foot in this place.
"Don't ask me, how am I supposed to know?" Zam replied, rolling her eyes at him.
Wemmbu got up from the seat of the cafeteria table, going to the one place that wasn't visible from that spot, the small hallway to the right of the door that led to the item check.
Baablu and Fantst were, in fact, there. Baablu had Fantst pinned against the wall, knee between the other's legs, pressing kisses and bites to Fantst's neck while the axolotl tried his hardest to not make any noise.
Wemmbu cleared his throat and the two whipped their heads around to stare at him so fast he didn't know how they didn't snap their necks.
Within a milisecond, Baablu was off Fantst, dusting himself off while the other laughed awkwardly.
"So uhh... What's up guys..?"
"I'm going to ignore I saw that." Wemmbu said, trying with all his might to keep some semblance of sanity in this godforsaken place.
"Honestly, I saw this coming a mile away." Zam, who had at some point moved next to Wemmbu, commented.
And the four went back to planning their prison escape as if nothing had happened.