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  1. Whenever I'm Alone With You by

    Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)  

    05 Jan 2026

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    On the verge of passing out, he just about saw the silhouette of his opponent raising their axe to raze him—wow, even on death’s door, he’s still the funniest person he knows. His foe paused—for dramatic effect, of course—the crowd spurring them on. In what were probably Usagi’s final moments alive, he uttered his last, poetically heroic words:

     “Shit.”

    Or

    Usagi is trying to break himself out of the Battle Nexus, meanwhile Leonardo is trying to break himself in. Chaos ensues.

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    Chapters:
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