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The cameras flash as Baby waves with the other Saja Boys. Baby squints, shielding his blue eyes against the flashes, and feels a hand on his shoulder. "Are you alright, love?" Romance whispers in his ear, as Jinu answers a question of what it's like living with the Saja Boys. Baby nods, and looks over his shoulder to the two pink haired men standing behind him. Romance smiles beautifully, Abby ruffling Baby's teal hair with big hands. Baby giggles as the reporters clamor over the show of affection. Mystery nudges Jinu, who looks over and smiles lovingly at his boyfriends.
You hum over the tv, stirring the spicy ramen noodles. The press gathering is going well, your boys beautiful smiles on every channel. You can't help but think how proud you are of them as you pour some of the extra steak juice into the white rice. A six eyed magpie flies through the open window and lands on your shoulder. "Ah, Susie. Romance is busy right now, but he'll be home in a bit." Romance is Susie's favorite, but she loves all of you. A large blue cat prowls in, bopping your leg with his nose. "Hello, Derpy!" You pour dry food into his bowl before going back to the stove. You stir the rice, humming 'Your Idol' and sashaying around the kitchen. You pour the coconut aminos into the broccoli with steak cubes and mix it well. Jinu gets asked a question, what's it like living with the boys, and if the rumors are true that they have someone else in their poly relationship. Jinu smiles and leans into the mic. His brown eyes sparkle as he says, "It can be difficult, but we love each other very much, and we can always fix an argument with a joke and communication. The rumors are true, we live with influencer, actress, and author Y/n L/n, and she is involved with us in our romantic relationship." Questions explode, and you blush at the pride and admiration in Jinu's voice. The boys laugh and answer the questions one by one. Mystery says, "We've known her for a three years, she's been with us for nearly two." He smiles shyly, and the reporters squeal over his hair, telling him to take it out of his face. He just smiles and shakes his head. Only you and the boys know what he looks like under his lavender-silver hair. And maybe Zoey.
"We met at the celebrity meet and greet fan signing back in (Year). She couldn't keep her gorgeous E/c eyes off us." Abby boasts. You giggle and run those eyes over Abby's physique. You know he enjoys the attention, but you do try to focus on more than his body at home. He hasn't always responded well to being sexualized twenty four seven. But that doesn't mean you don't appreciate (And worship) his muscles every chance you get. "She probably does have favorites, but she doesn't say it. She's very mama bear sometimes." Baby smirks coolly, glaring at the crowd over his smile. He's so aloof and cold in public, the hard hearted makune, until he comes home. Then he's a baby koala, clingy and loving. He still brushes his own affection off, making it out to be no big deal, but you can tell his love language is simply all of them. "She is a caregiver of sorts, but we do the same for her," Romance trills. "She doesn't act much, she prefers her other jobs. She prefers to stay home most of the time." He puts his hands in the pockets of the jeans that outline his slender, but curvy figure. Jinu laughs at a question from a young man who works for a magazine. "Oh, she IS the pants." You smirk to yourself. Damn right you are.
You dish out the broccoli, rice, steak, and spicy noodles into six different bowls (With six different colors, blue, black, dark pink, light pink, purple, and F/c), salting and spicing them up. Baby leans up on his tiptoes, whispering something in Mystery's ear, who relays the message onto Abby, who elbows Jinu and whispers it in his ear. Jinu smiles kindly at Baby, who's twiddling his fingers and tapping his painted nails together. Jinu turns to the press, saying, "Unfortunately, we have to go. All this talk of Y/n has Baby going into little mode. He misses his caregiver." A collective "Awwwww!" goes through the crowd, and Baby blushes slightly, shooting Jinu a dirty look, but smiles for the crowd. They wave and poof away.
You set the bowls at the table and wait. The front door opens, and you hear chattering and footsteps coming down the hall. "Moooooommmmmyyyyyy!!!" A pink and blue blur jumps onto you and wraps his arms and legs around you, squeezing tight. You laugh, stumbling back and bracing yourself against the countertop. The others walk in, Mystery and Jinu getting tackled by Derpy. Susie flies over and lands on Romance's extended delicate fingers. You pry your hands out of the bear hug and wrap them around Baby. "Hey, little one! How are you?" He grins up at you, and you cup his cheek. He nuzzles into your palm. "I'm good. We were talking about how good a mommy you are, and I got into little mode, and I missed you, and Jinu said we could leave, and I love you, mommy," He babbles happily. You chuckle, kissing his forehead. "I love you too, Baby bean. How old are you right now?" He reluctantly pulls away just long enough to hold up three fingers before nuzzling into your collarbone. You gasp playfully. "Aw, so little! Are you hungry, Baby?" He nods happily. "Can you eat big food? I made spicy ramen, rice-" Baby poofs to the table, already munching on the noodles and rice. The boys laugh, and sit down too. Romance pecks you on the cheek, then pulls out your chair, helping you down into it. He's such a sap. You mention this, and Romance blushes, sitting at the table next to Baby and spooning broccoli into his mouth. Baby babbles happily, and you kiss Abby, Jinu and Mystery quickly before you all dig in.
Baby finishes first, throwing his hands up in the air in triumph. "Done! Uppies!" Abby grins. "We're still eating, you gremlin." Baby pouts, sticking his bottom lip out. "Oh, don't pout, love." You coo. You quickly finish your food and lift Baby out of his chair, kissing his nose. Baby giggles. "Tada!" Any one else would think he was just being cute, but you know what he wants. You carry him to your shared room, and pick up a multi colored teddy bear with the same colors of the bowls, save for blue. Abby had it custom made, and when Baby opened it on christmas, he squealed so loudly you had to replace the window. "It's my ganbyeongs!" You smile remembering it. It's been his favorite toy ever since. "Here's Tada, sweet." Baby cheers and squishes the bear, cooing softly. You hear an "Awww!" come form the doorway. You turn around to see Romance practically swooning. He runs forward, hugging Baby tightly. Baby squeaks and shifts to Romances arms, wrapping his arms around his dadas neck. Ro squeals like a fangirl and flops backwards onto the bed, setting Baby on his chest. Baby laughs and shakes Tada. "Dadaaa…da dee da dee dee dada da!" A tiny bark comes from the hall, and you walk out to see Mystery hunched in on himself, poking his fingers together nervously. "Myst? Everything okay?" He nods his head jerkily, looking down in embarrassment. It doesn't take you long to realize what he wants. "Puppy?" His head jerks up on instinct, hair shifting slightly. "Do you need some attention, puppy?" You coo. He blushes, shaking his head. "I-I don't need-I'm not a-I don't need attention. I don't wanna make Baby feel left out."
"You won't," Jinu says, coming up the stairs with Abby. You hold out you hand. Mystery hesitates, but takes it and lets you lead him into the bedroom. You walk over to the nightstand and pull out a purple sfw collar with a bone shaped name tag with the words, MYSTERY SAJA on it. You click it, unbuckling it and saying, "Puppy, do you want your collar? You want your good boy collar?" Mystery drops to the carpet, panting and nodding. You clip it around his neck, checking to make sure it's not too tight. He barks happily as you attach the matching leash and gently lead him to the bed. You sit next to Romance and Baby. Mystery sits on his knees and waits patiently. You pat the mattress. "Up, pup." He jumps up and starts licking Baby, who squeals and pets his hair. "Bah, puppy!" You reach over and pull Mystery's hair out of his face. He has long pale eyelashes that frame his big pale purple eyes in his high cheekbones. "So pretty, puppy."
"Arp!" Baby point to the pillow. "Puppy, can you get my cube?" You shake your head. "I'll get your cube, Baby. It's not on the bed, it's in the closet, remember?" You go to the closet to get Baby's toy cube and a pacifier just in case. When you come back, Mystery's fangs are out, and he's panting and jumping around as Abby playfully wrestles with him. Romance is playing pat a cake with Baby, and Jinu is leaning against a bed post, staring lovingly. You lean up and kiss him deeply. He returns the kiss, holding your waist and pulling you in. Baby whines and reaches for the cube. When you wrap that hand around Jinu's neck, Baby yells, "Mommy! Stop kissing mama and gimmie my toy!" You break apart and the two of you laugh as Baby grabs at the little fidget box. Jinu sighs at his caregiver name, mama. "Baby, don’t be rude," Romance scolds.
You sit next to them, looking at the clock on the wall. Nearly eight thirty. "Baby, it's almost your bedtime." Baby pouts, but Abby puts in his pacifier and he quiets, sucking cutely. Mystery jumps onto your lap, Abby following and nuzzling into your shoulder. "I want a kiss too," He grumbles. You turn your head and kiss him. Contrary to Jinu's practiced kisses, Abby's kisses are sloppy and passionate. Mystery barks and you break away to pet his head. He smiles up at you, purring from deep in his throat. Derpy jumps up on the pillows, and the boys move simultaneously to lay down, already drifting off after their long day. Susie flaps in, squawking quietly. You sit up and look at them.
Baby and Mystery's heads are resting on Derpy's side, facing each other, gently playing with each others hands as they slowly fall asleep. Abby spoons Romance further down the bed to the left, Susie resting on Ro's arm. Jinu is laying to the right, his hands by his head. "Princess," Abby groans. "Why are you not sleeping with us? The pain of you being just out of reach." You snort. Abby can be just as big a drama queen as Romance sometimes. You lay down next to Baby, Jinu resting his head on your hip, his arm bent and placed on your stomach. Abby moves him and Romance closer so the two of them can drape their arms across you body. "Mommy?"
"Yes, Baby."
"Sing. Pwease?" You start singing softly 'Wreck of the day', by Anna Nalick. To be safe, you take off Mystery's collar and place it beside your bed. He barks once before lapsing into sweet little snores mixed with Baby's sucking on the pacifier. Romance drifts off soon after, Abby contentedly sighing as he falls asleep to your melodic voice. Jinu hums along with you, the last to pass out. The last thing you see before your eyes close are the five men you love more than anything in the world.
Outtakes:
Huntrix: *Watching the press confrence* They better be treating our sister well...*Pulls out weapons*
Bobby:...They clearly are...
Huntrix: *Threatening faces*
Bobby:...Overprotective much?
Y/n: Bobby, you are the one sane voice in an insane world.
Saja Boy's: Sooo...
Jinu: What do we say if anyone asks us about Y/n at the interview?
Abby: I LOVE HER! *Starts ranting about all of the things he'd do for her*
Jinu: No-
Romance: SHE IS MY LOVE, THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE, MY REASON FOR BREATHING- *Proceeds to read twenty minutes of poetry about how much he loves her*
Jinu: I-no-
Mystery: ARGHRUFFBARK- {SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON I WOULD NEVER BITE} *Starts barking loudly*
Jinu: I don't even know what you're saying and I know it's not a good idea-
Baby: I WILL MURDER AND MAIM AND SPILL BLOOD FOR HER!!!
Jinu:...You know what?
Jinu, the music slut: YOU'RE RIGHT *Starts singing loudly*
Y/n: *Flattered*
Y/n: But seriously, don't say those things in public. Ever.