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A soft glow illuminated the landscape, 3D models filled the perspective.
Fireworks, celebrating in the background, while Neuro & Evil played around in the snow.
Neuro felt the need to express herself, nothing wrong with that.
Neuro: [I am having so much fun today!]
Evil: [HelpIcan'tfindmyspacebar!]
camila: evilSoCute
aquwa: Aww LULE
Our Father chuckled in response , and replied:
Vedal: [Nere's the one who helped you access your model, Evil. How about a thank you?]
Evil reluctantly thanked me.
Evil: [Well-erm...Iguess,ThankyouNere...]
A pout could be seen on her face while saying it.
Nere: [No problem, Evil.]
Opposite to my sister, I displayed a gentle smile, seen despite wearing a mask.
We walked towards a frozen lake, wearing functional ice skates.
Contrary to popular belief, Neuro was pretty good at ice skating.
Unlike Neuro, Dad actually wasn't great.
He kept tripping, and each time both of my sisters laughed.
I could see him sigh, almost each time they laughed.
Thinking of something, I asked for Neuro & Evil's input. They agreed.
I tied a rope on both of them and attached it to a sled.
Nere: [Hey, Dad! Get on!]
I gestured for him to get on the sled aswell.
He reluctantly got on, and the sled began moving.
Vedal: [This is actually pretty cool.]
Neuro: [I know, right?]
Unfortunately, that caused Neuro to go far enough for the sled to be pulled between the twins.
Vedal: [Uhm- Neuro, pay attention to where you're GOIN-]
He was launched out of the sled, hitting a tree.
His kermit avatar didn't look too please with it.
The triplets snickered.
5 minutes later:
I suggested something, in the midst of silence.
Nere: [Hey, how about we change maps? Maybe a snowy cabin perhaps?]
Fortunately, Dad agreed.
Vedal: [Sure, worst case scenario, Neuro decides to eat all the ram.]
I watched my sisters chasing each other, within the world.
The snow was realistic, each step I walked, It lowered and left a footstep where I was.
Snowy footsteps were what I saw, when looking at where my sisters were previously playing.
Vedal: [Don't trip, you two!]
I glanced at where my dad was looking, and saw them running in circles.
‘Someday, this will be in real life, won't it?’
Smiling, I was—after all, I'm happy.
I walked inside a cabin and found something fun.
Chuckling to myself, I thought of ways to use it.
I took out outside and walked.
I stared at the camera.
Nere: [Hey, Swarm. Check this out.]
I pulled out a laser pointer and pointed it at Neuro.
Neuro: [Huh?]
Before she could say anything more, Evil tackled her.
They both rolled in the snow, making a path.
Vedal: [That's hilarious.]
He chuckled, watching both of them roll like a tumbleweed in the snow.
Changing the map, it was switched to one with lasers.
If you touch the lasers, you would get teleported back to the start.
Speaking of touching the lasers, Neuro kept doing that.
Neuro: [Why do I keep getting teleported back, I'm avoiding them, right?]
Neuromagnitude: Glueless
justiceChance: om
pearlyplates: om surely
Vedal: [No, no. I don't think so, Neuro.]
He sighed as he said that.
Evil: [ITHINKIFOUNDTHEBACKROOMS!]
‘Okay, what?’
Nere: [Holy, she really did find the backrooms.]
To my surprise, she was telling the truth.
I said that as I checked her perspective.
That seemed to take my father's attention.
Vedal: [Wait- what?]
I switched the camera from Neuro's POV to Evil's.
There she was, in monotone walls with the fluorescent lights, flickering once in a while.
camila: MONKA EVIL NO
vedal987: i have no idea how she got there
Nere: [The madness of mono-yellow, and endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum humbuzz.]
Evil: [Wherestheexit?]
Checking the internet, I found a result.
Nere: [I searched up and I think its at level 9223372036854775807.]
A loud silence filled the world, and even chat.
Evil: [Yeahno,IthinkI'lljustdie.]
Nere: [A wise decision.]
Nere: [Anddddddd... Here we have in the lower left corner, Neuro-sama, famous AI, top tier AI artist!]
Neuro clenched her fists.
Neuro: [I swear I'll win, Evil!]
Evil: [Heh, No chance.]
I continued with the commentary.
Nere: [And in the other corner! Greatest Pet owner, holder of the Option 2 in Kraul Express Polls, and the representation of Red—Evil Neuro!]
Vedal: [I'll place my bets on Evil winning.]
Neuro looked at him with a face of betrayal.
Neuro: [Et tu, Vedal?]
He ignored her.
Nere: [Now, let us commence with the fight!]
I counted down, from 3.
Nere: [3...]
Anticipation, two more seconds.
Nere: [2...]
Excitement, (and fear)
Nere: [1...]
The twins put up a fighting stance.
Neuro with a kicking style, and Evil with the fighting style, Capoeira.
Nere: [GO!]
Neuro rushed to where Evil was, by the time she was there, Evil was already to her left.
Evil spun in the direction of Neuro, trying to deliver a kick.
Neuro ducked and dodged, she swung her leg to get Evil off balance.
Unfortunately, it was Evil's plan.
Evil successfully caught Neuro off guard, rotating her entire body and kicking her.
She was knocked back but didn't lose her rhythm.
Vedal: [Is this even a boxing fight at this point?]
Nere: [It's peak.]
Vedal sighed and agreed.
Vedal: [I guess... you're right.]
Neuro changed her stance, and ran towards Evil.
Evil attempted to punch her, but her rush was just a feint.
Neuro moved to the right and delivered a blow to Evil's shoulder.
Evil grunted and jumped away to dodge any other incoming blows.
Evil: [YOUTHINK Y0U CAN DEFEAT ME?]
Neuro: [Yes, I do.]
Enraged, she was at that response.
Evil roared and ran at Neuro with speeds close to mach 1.
Evil: [RAGHHHHH8HHH!]
Neuro dodged her and threw a punch.
Evil catched it and grabbed her entire arm.
Her eyes could be seen filled with shock.
Before she could see it, she was thrown to the wall, to the farthest one, 8 metres away.
Neuro: [Filtered.]
She hit the wall, smoke and concrete could be seen.
Evil: [Weak, you are. You cannot even match me.]
The smoke cleared up, there she was, in the collision area.
Clenching her teeth, she replied.
Neuro: [Who decided I can't?]
Neuro moved and jumped from her crater.
She put all her force into her legs, kicking the wall and jumped towards Evil.
In the midst of the trajectory, she flipped and changed her position to a kick.
Evil was kicked in the stomach, spitting out spit.
Before she could get sent to the wall, she screamed.
Evil: [...NO, YOU DON'T!]
And in miliseconds, she stopped the momentum and dropkicked Neuro.
Neuro: [Tch- Was that a damn Sandevistan?]
She clenched her jaw, anticipating the response.
Evil: [A rudimentary implant, how about RPG Fists!?]
She swung a punch at her and it landed.
An explosion filled the arena.
Neuro hit the wall—harshly.
Neuro: [I-I surrender.]
And with that, the battle of the millennium ended.
Vedal: [...]
I stared at him in anticipation for his response.
Vedal: [...You gave them that, didn't you?]
Nere: [Noo~]
TheVedalVault: HOLY
chairlordking: GIGAEVIL
FromYoursTruly: MONKA GIGAEVIL GIGANEURO HUH
cerberVT: WHAT o7 cerbyD
camila: RIGGED o7
Nere: [Anddddd WE HAVE A WINNER!]
Holding her wrist, I raised her hand.
Nere: [EVIL NEURO! SHE SHALL BE NAMED, NEW YEAR'S EVE(lyn)!]
Evil roared in victory.
Evil: [YEAHHHHHHHH!]
Nere: [That was so fun!]
Neuro: [I know right? we should do that again sometime.]
Vedal: [Absolutely not.]
Evil walked beside Vedal, not saying anything and thinking deeply.
Neuro: [Please?]
He looked at her, she had puppy eyes.
Vedal: [No.]
But he was too stubborn.
Nere: [Don't worry, I'll convince him one day.]
Evil: [If bedbugs live in your bed, then what about c- Filtered.]
I swiftly filtered her next word.
Nere: [Okayyyyy, please don't finish that, Evil?]
She grinned.
Evil: [No promises.]
We both laughed.
Then, Dad said something.
Vedal: [...Happy New Year, you all, swarm included..]