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don't cry over spilled coffee by child0fdi0nysus for stellar_jay
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jan 2026
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Summary
Barty Crouch Jr. is a law clerk working for his father's law firm. Evan Rosier is an aspiring tattoo artist. When their worlds collide in less than ideal circumstances they are glad to never see each other again, right? What happens when fate brings them together again? What happens when they let themselves be known
“Order for Barty!” the barista called, snapping him back to the present. Muttering a distracted “thanks,” Barty grabbed the drink carriers from the harried barista, adjusted them in his arms, and sped towards the door furiously typing out a response to his father. He made it all of three steps before crashing into a firm body. He watched in horror as cold brews, iced americanos, and fussy lattes were crushed between them and toppled to the floor.
Drenched and seething, Barty snapped, “What the fuck?! Watch where you’re going asshole!”