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    Park Han is experiencing a crisis.

    His first crisis is that his childhood friend-turned-adulthood roommate Woongki, saint that he is in many ways, made him a grindr profile.

    His second crisis is that Woongki has already matched with several someones, swiping away at Han’s expense.

    “Park Han! You’ve been complaining about not getting dicked down for the last thousand years. I had to take executive action.”

    So, Han is experiencing a dry spell. He wouldn’t consider that a crisis. But he does complain about it with increasing frequency to Woongki, and he knows Woongki is like this, so maybe he had it coming.
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    Or: Woongki makes a grindr for Han and matches with a guy that has ‘non-vanilla’ in his bio. Han doesn’t expect anything to come of it, and he definitely doesn’t expect to catch feelings. He doesn’t do that sort of thing… right?

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