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1. well i don’t know nothin’, but i’m quick pickin’ up by tveye

   Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)  

   • Mature
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   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Dec 2025

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   • Castiel/Dean Winchester
   • Charlie Bradbury & Dean Winchester
   • Dean Winchester
   • Castiel (Supernatural)
   • Charlie Bradbury
   • Making Out
   • Dry Humping
   • Holidays
   • a date that never ends
   • overly forward castiel

   Summary

   The line picks up after three rings. “Novak Family mortuary, you stab ‘em, we slab ‘em. How can I direct your call?”

   “Um.” Dean chokes out.

   He hears a muffled oh, oops come from the phone, like he’s talking to someone else next to him. “Sorry, this is Dean, right?”

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   English

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