Dan and Phil deciding last minute to both stay at the Four Seasons was not staged, contrary to the accusations. The FaceTime call, however, was very, very staged. Instead, Phil texted Dan, like a normal person.
This is that conversation, if 'conversation' is an accurate word for these two freaks and their indecipherable methods of communication.
dib
danneh
whadju want
bougie fucker
you
i am a sad hog
why is hog sad
all alone in big hotel room
dj khaled suffering from success.png
come find me twat
?????
big bathtub
lots of food
all for you
even bigger bed
;@
what is that emoji meant to convey
typo
;]
stil not a sexy emoji
dannnnnn pls i’m not having fun without you
codepend
chall?
dgaf
they’ll like it
🥺
…
…
room service…
so much room serv
also phil. so much phil.
phiwwwwwww
skink
… i’m comin
i know that i said i would be writing angst and that my last fic would be the last fic i wrote this year but see the thing is that i am a liar and an unreliable narrator and this took me like five minutes so here you go. happy happy new year :D and i may post more of my backlogged fics later tonight, who's to say.
Personal_Space, CartoonPerson, roachgames, silverberry128, khromatickarma, Amazing_dasha, liv_rivera, Lesbehonest_022, GalaxyFr0g, TiredGenderfluidAxolotl144, woadoverweld, kim9yu, marcymallow, janwasnothere, Anonymousfly27, binzi15, jj2dragon, x_______x, JustAnAverageFan, plutoscaped, Cranberry_Jam22, moonraex, That_One_Awkward_Individual, lillllyyyyy011, downbygardens, mioisnotonfire, pinchtabitha6, louistomlinsonistheloml, mittenrry, skrundle, Fel1ra, Eminate, horchata, stinkmi, Bluebadger19, diesel33, zellvion, mild_mannered_apricot, nothinbutsilver, jayvillyans, CallMeAlOrDont, primpperoni, m00nandsaturn, tootles444, ShadowInk, kibiredpaint, Hazzaandlouis280, 18_cereal_boxes, nonbinaryowlitect, dyketwelve, and 109 more users as well as 21 guests left kudos on this work!