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Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Liyue, there lived a very sad and lonely Emperor. Though his kingdom was—
“I was not,” objected Zhongli.
“What? Yes you were.”
“I was not.”
“You were too. Everyone says so.”
“I beg your pardon? ‘Everyone’ is hardly a legitimate citation.”
“It is when they’ve all known you for centuries and they all say the exact same thing! Now quit interrupting, please.”
“…Hmph.”
“Right. As I was saying…”