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  1. 【Kytan】与象共餐 by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    01 Jan 2026

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    在很小的时候，大象就是凯尔的大象。它是他八岁生日的礼物。他们一起长大，小时候在凯尔眼里很大的大象，在现在的凯尔眼里依然很大。拥有大象的小孩子是很稀奇的，但是大部分人并不会想去成为那样的孩子，因为大象又大，又臭，每天吃三百公斤的食物，拉一百五十公斤的屎，稍不留神就会伤害到人，至少曾经让肯尼不幸溺死在象粪中。

    绿蓝土豆养殖基地元旦联欢第二棒
    祝各位读者：新年快乐，天天开心。

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