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byler fanfiction
“mike i love u so much kiss me on the lips “ will buers says to mike wheeler.
“no will- i am homophobic and u love tobias” mike says with gayness in his eyes
“tobias means nothing to me even tho he is like a lot betyer than u but u are mike nkt tammy thompson. u liked my paintint. THAT WASNT EL!! THAT WAS ME! and el is dead or like kind of dead and i want u to kiss me!!” will byers says while also beinf 3 apples tall.
“i have such i tense internalize homophobia and i hate being happy” mike queeler says.
“well then i must shoot u with my gun now” says william byler. and then he pulls out his woke rainbow gun and waves it in the air
“does this change ur mind mr mike?” he says gayly.
“hmm i do like woke guns” and rhen he closes his eyes and turns his head like a man who kisses
“nope u are right tobias is good tor me. and i hate carlton. wair mayne we should hate u and jot carlton” and will biler shoots mike gayler dead
the end
ps: mike wheeler will listne to chappel roan and silver springs in gay hell