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The duffers give Mike a lobotomy

Summary:

This is why Mike is so different now trust

Notes:

This is so stupid but it’s the only explanation for why Mike was like that this season

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

Mike was peacefully asleep in his bed when all of a sudden he was in a cold room.

He was tied to a chair and in front of him were two men. Both had beards and both in really bad clothes.

“Hiya Mike. Were the suffer- I mean duffer brothers” says the greasy haired one.

Mike tries to talk but he has a gag in his mouth.

“I’m Ross duffer” says the one with the partially shaved beard and the weird ass smile.

“And I’m Matthew duffer” says the greasy one.

“We are gonna make you so much better” they say in unison.

Ross Duffer pulls out an ice pick and before Mike can flinch he shoves it behind his eye and starts hammering. Matt on the other hand pulls out a pocket watch on a chain and swings it back and forth.

“You don’t like boys” say Matt
“You hate your gf” Mike tries not to be mesmerized.

“You WILL stare at wills lips at all times” mikes been doing that anyway- wait does he in fact like boys?
“You don’t know will is gaydespite how clear it is”

“You never tell el you like her”

“You don’t show any emotion ever”

“You say things that make you seem gay”

With the last hammer Mike feels lighter, and a bit odd.

They remove his gag.

“I-I don’t want to be wills friend. I want to be his best friend”

They grin evilly and everything around Mike goes black.

Notes:

Thanks for reading I guess where are all my byler sufferers